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StarkRavingMad posted:I brought drugs. Not like normal people drugs, this doesn't even have a name, just a string of numbers and letters. I'm eager to share it and I'm very carefully and patiently explaining to you the 15 step process necessary to take this stuff safely. I just asked the host if he can get us some iodine, 45 mg of salt, and an eyedropper. I, too, brought drugs to sell, but they're not party drugs, just over the counter pain medicine. They're a bit pricey, but sometimes you forget your own and can't wait to get rid of a headache as soon as possible. I keep changing places, because I seem to get a crowd of collectible card nerds that want to talk shop, and that's bad because either people avoid them and I sell nothing, or I end up needing my own supply for the headache those nerds eventually give me.
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yeah i'm like, really into video games. check this out. a lot of people don't know this, but super mario bros 2 was actually originally some totally different game called doki doki panic
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I'm just gonna loudly belch from time to time and act like that's normal
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Thinking its safe to let a silent fart out in the crowd but right as I relax my sphincter an eerie silence falls over the crowd and my subsequent flatulence is deafeningly loud.
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Sep 21, 2023 06:15
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start sweating nervously as my innermost fantasies come true before my very eyes
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Sep 21, 2023 06:20
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KEG STANDS!!!!
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Sep 21, 2023 06:21
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How does everyone here trim their pubes?
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I normally spend all my time at the bottom of a well so I'm feeling a little out of my element rn.
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Debunk This! posted:I normally spend all my time at the bottom of a well so I'm feeling a little out of my element rn. TIMMY! I'll send for Lassie, just hold on.
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TBH, I'm basically just standing in the corner using the Something Awful app on my phone.
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I spend the entire time pooping the entire time
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Triikan posted:TBH, I'm basically just standing in the corner using the Something Awful app on my phone. *Laughs smuggly at an obscure meme in the corner * Yeah that party was lame. I went home and played tf2 instead.
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Oh dude, you said you like Queen? Check this out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln9Sq7IOP3o
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Can someone come into the sun room and break up the fight between the pervert wearing a diaper under his jeans and the pervert wearing a diaper over his jeans?
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Sep 21, 2023 13:39
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Anyone? Help?
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Sep 21, 2023 13:40
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*watches pornography on my phone without headphones*
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Les Os posted:I spend the entire time pooping Sorry that the bathroom was full of file boxes
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Sep 21, 2023 13:46
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Have you heard about crypto? Yea it's pretty neat.
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Sep 21, 2023 13:47
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Doesn't anyone want to play this Eurogame that takes 3 hours to set up with me? Anyone? It's reaallllly fun!!
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Sep 21, 2023 14:47
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I don't have a shirt on
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Sep 21, 2023 15:28
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oh no thanks, I dont drink alcohol. *takes out can of air duster and inhales deeply*
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lemme hit that right quick
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Sep 21, 2023 16:06
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Funky dancing alone in the Rec Room.
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So, uh, we got a TV here? What if we all watched a porno together. You know, for laughs. To make fun of the acting and everything! Girls, you wanna watch a porno next to a doughy middle aged man you've never met before? Of course you do!
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I help you blow out the candles on your cake We just met twenty minutes ago
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Sep 21, 2023 16:49
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I see you've hidden the acoustic guitar. The game is afoot!
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Sep 21, 2023 17:48
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A Fancy Hat posted:So, uh, we got a TV here? What if we all watched a porno together. You know, for laughs. To make fun of the acting and everything! Girls, you wanna watch a porno next to a doughy middle aged man you've never met before? Of course you do! Oh hey, lived next door to this guy in college
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I'm the person who, despite being COVID-cautious to the point of wearing latex gloves and a full face gas-mask, comes to the party anyway, gas mask and all.
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Taeke posted:I'm the guy that's been carrying a doomsdag sign for like decades now but as time goes on becomes less smug and confident because I used to be special for knowing it was the end days, but now that it's increasingly obvious to everyone it's just not fun anymore. That's quitter talk. All these "failed" dooms have been leading up to arMEGAddon and you're the only one who can spread the word Oh you haven't heard of arMEGAddon, or LRR at all? Here watch it on my phone while I hold it, laughing at everything and wondering why you're not laughing at a 14 year old comedy sketch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr4_8q6XBvc Shishkahuben fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Sep 21, 2023 |
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Public library Hentai guy just called, can't make it.
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Mind if I fall asleep on this chair? No don't worry, the blaring music and general noise of a party won't bother me in the slightest
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Sep 21, 2023 22:29
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I'm playing my own music from my cellphone
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I brought a portable record player. and some Captain Beefheart LPs. I'm aggressively trying to get normal women into it
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Jestery posted:I don't have a shirt on I have a shirt on but I'm using it as pants.
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Sep 21, 2023 23:34
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Cleans up the vomit on the loveseat during the party
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Sep 21, 2023 23:43
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Holes up in the corner watching a movie on my phone with headphones.
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