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When renting a car, don't worry about traffic signs. We don't. Can't speak English? Neither can we. You can still escape by crossing the Rio Grande or to Canada in the north.
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what is the polite amount of guns to have on my person
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SRQ posted:what is the polite amount of guns to have on my person It really depends on how much ammo you have, but as always…sharing is caring.
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Sep 20, 2023 23:26
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Make sure to talk politics to everyone you meet they will sure appreciate it!
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Sep 20, 2023 23:46
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What is the timetable of it becoming great again? I don't want to make the trip and find out that it's not great and then like 6 months later it's great and I could have waited a bit longer
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Sep 20, 2023 23:52
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you can get shot to death by a friend, stranger, or law enforcement officer at any second.
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Sep 20, 2023 23:56
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Burgers, malt liquor, and Basic 305s.
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EoinCannon posted:What is the timetable of it becoming great again? I don't want to make the trip and find out that it's not great and then like 6 months later it's great and I could have waited a bit longer It's fine because america is simultaneously great already but also needs to be made great again
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Sep 21, 2023 00:01
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Don't do the weird Italian kiss greeting, that's how you challenge someone to a duel here
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Sep 21, 2023 00:04
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Don't visit during chupacabra season.
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many americans believe a dude named god created the hwole universe and then sent his (white) son down to earth, or something along those lines. long story short, try not to be gay or a woman.
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Sep 21, 2023 00:09
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If you need guns and / or ammo there is always a 24 hour Walmart within walking distance.
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neato burrito posted:If you need guns and / or ammo there is always a 24 hour Walmart within walking distance. this person is a fraud op, you cant walk anywhere in the united states, especially not walmart
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Sep 21, 2023 00:12
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Why is it called chicken fried steak but it's made of beef
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Sep 21, 2023 00:14
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american schools still practice ritualistic human sacrifice
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Don't even consider talking to your neighbors
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do not look a spree shooter or an SUV in the eyes and you’ll be fine
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Sep 21, 2023 00:20
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Smugworth posted:Why is it called chicken fried steak but it's made of beef A dilemma my Indian friend found out the tasty way (now he eats beef and doesn't care)
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It's considered polite to fart loudly after dinner.
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flubber nuts posted:you can get shot to death by a friend, stranger, or law enforcement officer at any second. dont forget toddlers, they can shoot you too
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Sep 21, 2023 00:28
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captain planet's protection does not extend to the US, so if you encounter any looters or polluters, you'll have to engage them on your own.
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remember to tip your flight attendants, and every employee in the airport
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Gain 30 pounds before you arrive so you can blend in.
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Sep 21, 2023 00:36
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hOpe you like corn BITHC
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If you walk in the roads you're free game and can be legally run over Also goes for biking, or just driving too small of a car Also sometimes applies to the sidewalk too
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whatever you do, DONT make a mess in texas
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we really like our novelty t-shirts here, and it's generally expected that tourists will bring their own or buy some at an airport kiosk before venturing into the city
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No free pretzels in most public restrooms, plan accordingly
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most public bathrooms only have bacterial infection vectors to dry your hands with, so be sure to bring your own towel when out and about.
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Lemme tell you about admiralty law...
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It's considered rude to leave a public restroom as clean or cleaner than you found it. Get creative!
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eat the gas station potato salad, it's great
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the best hot dogs are the ones that have been sitting on rollers in the gas station for a minimum of two days. just like fine european wines, there is a necessary aging process.
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Sep 21, 2023 01:07
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It's pretty rude to leave strangers with only one side of the conversation; use the speakerphone in public, proudly.
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if you are on a road trip but aren't in a particular rush, get in the left lane and just cruise for a while - that's what it's for. also, help out with road safety by matching speeds with someone next to you and making sure no danger drivers get to pass you.
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If you're flying in from Japan you can exchange your katana for a glock at customs
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what amount of gloating for having a functional health care system is allowed.
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Consider a safer destination like Leng or Carcosa
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SRQ posted:what amount of gloating for having a functional health care system is allowed. Any amount of gloating will probably just confuse people. Our lack of proper healthcare is generally considered a matter of pride here.
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