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Devils Affricate posted:Any amount of gloating will probably just confuse people. Our lack of proper healthcare is generally considered a matter of pride here. oh yeah and if you come from a culture in which wearing a mask is a sign of being considerate and not wishing to spread contagious disease to others, here in america its a sign of weakness and also political virtue signaling that means you want to confiscate everyones guns so that you can force them to 5g bill gates george soros or something i dont even remember what the current thing is
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When in doubt, SuperSize it.
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redshirt posted:When in doubt, SuperSize it. Actually that is no longer an option we just made Super the normal size
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Actually that is no longer an option we just made Super the normal size Double it!!
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redshirt posted:Gain 30 pounds before you arrive so you can blend in. 50 if you’re going to Buffalo.
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Fornax Disaster posted:50 if you’re going to Buffalo. Yeah you’ll need those extra 20 to survive the winter
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Fornax Disaster posted:50 if you’re going to Buffalo. And it's POUNDS, not meters or stones or whatever weird system you use Over There.
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And a note to British visitors: pounds aren't money!
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All of our law enforcement officers are ex- military so really - no quick moves.
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We don’t need free healthcare. Drugs are readily available.
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In your home country, you might be used to driving on the left side of a two lane road--but don't worry! In America we're much less strict about such things. Choose whichever lane suits you 
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GetDunked posted:In your home country, you might be used to driving on the left side of a two lane road--but don't worry! In America we're much less strict about such things. Choose whichever lane suits you This guy is out of date. Like lanes matter anymore.
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America has good drugs. So if you like drugs and drug addicts, you are in luck
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you can get anything with bacon on it and just ask about the secret menu while you are at it
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IF you even look at a mailbox you will die of fentanyl
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numberoneposter posted:you can get anything with bacon on it and just ask about the secret menu while you are at it Equally good advice if you find yourself completing US tax returns. Bacon too. Also: about the British and their pounds. All Americans have plenty of pounds. We’re the richest country in the world*. *-does not include lowest paid 98% of Americans. YMMV.
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64floz sodas at the drivethru are just the recommended size. Most americans opt in for the 256floz cups.
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Grey Cat posted:64floz sodas at the drivethru are just the recommended size. Most americans opt in for the 256floz cups. Includes 250oz of ice, which may confuse Europeans
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Richard Cabeza posted:Includes 250oz of ice, which may confuse Europeans Oh yeah, don't go mixing up your weight and volume by calling them the same thing that'd be confusing... oh right. Also, yep, america is half and half on deciding if food should be sold by weight or volume. Double check your packaging.
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Grey Cat posted:Oh yeah, don't go mixing up your weight and volume by calling them the same thing that'd be confusing... oh right. Food is made of volume and nutrition is made of weight 
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If a cop takes any interest in you, just poo poo your pants and apologize profusely. They won't want to go near you, actually this works for interacting with any other americans too.
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Richard Cabeza posted:For female travelers to the US: And they might not let you leave if they think you're going to abort the thing!
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the sheriffs and the police are essentially the same thing but sheriffs are somehow worse
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If you eat at any fast food restaurant, you get a free gun. If you supersize your meal, you get a free AR-15.
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but if they close the Waffle House it is TOO LATE you are already dead
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Marksmanship is a point of pride. Please come prepared. AR-15 style guns make exceptional gifts, especially for young children, birthdays, and high school graduations. Avoid AK-47s. Those are for commies, and sometimes White Nationalists.
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Devils Affricate posted:Food is made of volume and nutrition is made of weight Don't forget that package of 1lb of noodles is measured as 453.592 grams of nutrition.
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Grey Cat posted:Don't forget that package of 1lb of noodles is measured as 453.592 grams of nutrition. Nutrition, of course, being optional and not always appreciated.
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the american word for small is tall, medium is grande, and large is vente.
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Private Cumshoe posted:And they might not let you leave if they think you're going to abort the thing! They also might not let you stay if you don't. They'll deport your rear end and leave your kid to die in a cage while Christians stand outside screeching at them.
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Depends on how you want people to perceive you. Getting fit, buying a broadsword or Katana and learning how to properly use it will make you look weak to Americans. Eating right and reading books and stuff is considered "pussy poo poo". If you want to earn their respect you'll need to become morbidly obese, buy an AR-15 and accidentally shoot your genitalia off with it.
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clap when the movie ends. how else will the actors know they did a good job?
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cumpantry posted:clap when the movie ends. how else will the actors know they did a good job? i thought thats what tippimg was for.
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AARD VARKMAN posted:dont forget toddlers, they can shoot you too As in it's legally permitted, or they have the physical capability?
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I like how this whole thread is just a setup for when the Euros awake.
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