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TheBlackVegetable posted:As in it's legally permitted, or they have the physical capability? Yeah, that's right.
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You can smoke weed freely and awesomely in some places. In other places it will send you to prison for years.
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Sep 21, 2023 07:38
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redshirt posted:You can smoke weed freely and awesomely in some places. Even in places it's legal, tho, don't smoke weed at live musicals
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florida isn't just a myth or an internet meme. it really exists and its really like that.
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MrQwerty posted:Even in places it's legal, tho, don't smoke weed at live musicals Also, in a few other places, it is still illegal, but just isn't enforced, unless cops randomly decide to gently caress with you. Someone else can fill you in on American cops.
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MrQwerty posted:Even in places it's legal, tho, don't smoke weed at live musicals I think you can smoke weed in musicals. Just dont be a dick abouf it while getting finger hosed. And dont be a hassle when the pregnant lady in front of you tells you to stop. And whatever you do, dont be a member of congress while all of the above.
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The Loin King posted:I think you can smoke weed in musicals. Just dont be a dick abouf it while getting finger hosed. And dont be a hassle when the pregnant lady in front of you tells you to stop. Well, unless you're male. If you're male, you can rape multiple people and still become a SCOTUS justice, or even the President of the country.
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speaking of which you probably dont want to visit anytime around november through january next year. or, depending on how things go, afterwards.
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The Bible posted:Well, unless you're male. I dont remember this from sunday skool
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The Loin King posted:I think you can smoke weed in musicals. Just dont be a dick abouf it while getting finger hosed. And dont be a hassle when the pregnant lady in front of you tells you to stop. I don't think you can smoke anywhere. Unless it's some avant garde poo poo.
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redshirt posted:I don't think you can smoke anywhere. Unless it's some avant garde poo poo. A fine example redshirt, of what not to do when traveling to the US. "Avant Garde" is some moon-language gobbly-gook term invented by non-Americans. Repeat after me: DOES. NOT. COMPUTE.
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Sep 21, 2023 12:43
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America is a reasonably sized place so make sure to include stops in New York, Miami, the Grand Canyon, and Los Angeles in your trip
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in NYC it is the custom to not decide what you want to eat until you get to the very front of the line
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Earwicker posted:in NYC it is the custom to not decide what you want to eat until you get to the very front of the line I recommend the TGIF's in Times Square.
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Sep 21, 2023 17:45
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american "cheese"
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Is everybody's name really John or are there other names? Is a baseball cap that says "John" a good gift to an american?
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Sep 21, 2023 18:02
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Will an american hurt me if I'm not impressed by their city's famous sandwich?
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Icochet posted:Will an american hurt me if I'm not impressed by their city's famous sandwich? depends on the city. not all cities have a famous sandwich. some of them have poo poo like chili on top of spaghetti as their "thing".
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Americans have an extra organ called a glorknak that’s absent from people in the rest of the world that we inflate when we get startled. So please don’t scare us 
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FYI every place in New Orleans has the city's best Po'boy.
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Just don't, every dollar spent in US will help support a murderous imperialist regime.
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Earwicker posted:depends on the city. not all cities have a famous sandwich. some of them have poo poo like chili on top of spaghetti as their "thing". I guess I could be slightly impressed by a spaghetti dish. As in i'd do the "mmm!" sound but i wouldn't rub my belly.
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Icochet posted:I guess I could be slightly impressed by a spaghetti dish. As in i'd do the "mmm!" sound but i wouldn't rub my belly. If you don't like the food, tell them how you'd do it better back in your country! We're a cultural "melting pot" for a reason, and rural Americans are especially receptive
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The most important thing is to have fun and be yourself (:
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Icochet posted:Is everybody's name really John or are there other names? Is a baseball cap that says "John" a good gift to an american? thats an old name. americans these days are named blayne or ashton or magnus or beckett or brytlee or zayden
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There are two things you should know: 1. Yes, *all* that food on the plate is what you ordered and it's supposed to be just for you. 2. No, the toilet isn't flooded; it's supposed to have that much water in it.
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Sep 21, 2023 20:22
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what happens in vegas happens
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Presto posted:2. No, the toilet isn't flooded; it's supposed to have that much water in it. i wonder if germans visiting the us are surprised and alarmed at the lack of a proper poop shelf in out toilets
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Sep 21, 2023 20:25
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there are fallout shelters beneath some big buildings in large american cities. you're gonna want to memorize these locations.
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Sep 21, 2023 20:28
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Earwicker posted:i wonder if germans visiting the us are surprised and alarmed at the lack of a proper poop shelf in out toilets Nah, they’re too busy going into American ALDI and having a good chuckle at what ours carry or they’re stocking up on all the swastika merchandise that’s illegal in the Vaderland.
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Icochet posted:Is everybody's name really John or are there other names? Is a baseball cap that says "John" a good gift to an american?
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numberoneposter posted:what happens in vegas happens what happens in vegas happens at a temperature that is a monument to man's arrogance
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Sep 21, 2023 20:32
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Go to Indianapolis... If you dare.
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Sep 21, 2023 20:51
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If you’re looking for sex travel, look no further than West Virginia. Somebody’s getting screwed. Wheee-wheee “C’mere, boy!”
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all drugs are laced with fentanyl now, so if youre looking to party be sure to stock up on test strips. this includes otc basics like tylenol, benadryl, nyquil, etc.
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If you want to blend in and not look like a tourist, you’re gonna need to get some flag clothes. Just cover yourself in flags, get a flag suitcase, flag phone case, anything you can find with a flag on it.  
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