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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT We explain Bible Verses into modern terms for zoomers
 
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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Deuteronomy 23:1 posted:

No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the LORD.

Translation: protect ur junk

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