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The Bible
May 8, 2010

Is there any way you can communicate all this through rap?

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The Bible
May 8, 2010

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Yeah

Jesus is a hella cool dude
And god'l smite you if you rude
So pray to the big dude
Pray to the big dude

You're the Media Minister. Begin filming right away.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Funky See Funky Do posted:

18:22: You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination.

You cannot both be a Christian and Gay. They are antithetical positions. So if you're gay just ignore Christianity. It's dumbass horseshit made up by bronze aged idiots.

In ancient Hebrew, there actually wasn't a specific word for "gay". It translates more as general sexual immorality.

Modern Christians just really loving hate gays, so that's the translation that stuck.

For the literalists, it actually creates a loophole where lesbians are just fine, as the Bible only specifically forbids men from sleeping with other men. This is definitely why even the most hardcore conservative Christian is just fine with lesbians.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

redshirt posted:

Where does the Gonk droid fit into this?

He's the central figure to all of it. You see...

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