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Hello all worshipers, it has come to me through meditation that we must translate old Bible references into the modern language so that even a zoomers can enjoy religion. So I call upon all to assist us in our quest to explain key moments in the Bible in modern terms. Like how Jesus was trying to cop feels from men in the below text. And he like any good host would feed him which was the Bethlehem version of Netflix and chill. More like fish and chill as TV wasn't invented yet. So I again request my friends and fellow something awful worshipers to assist us in explaining these quotes in the modern terms. I will provide a couple answers below and employ you to find your own examples and post them to the lovely thread so that we can all understand what he meant when Paul try to flex on the other prophets with his choice in shoesquote:Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and eat with him, and he with me. quote:"So, whether you eat or drink or whatever you do, you should do it all for God's glory So the quote above what it really means is that you you should always be pouring one out for the homies that are not with you anymore. And since Jesus died for our sins and a lot of homies have died for homie sins we need to always praise the homies which in this quote is referenced as God quote:"So be careful to live your life wisely, not foolishly. So what this means is you can't always learn from books, and you need to get some Street smarts. Because the worst thing is somebody swipes to your Yu-Gi-Oh cards because you were flexing on the Quad. quote:Don't judge according to appearances. Judge with right judgment Okay what this say is you shouldn't speculate on future appearances but you should also understand that sometimes the five is a 10 if there are any other options
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The Bible posted:Is there any way you can communicate all this through rap? Yeah Jesus is a hella cool dude And god'l smite you if you rude So pray to the big dude Pray to the big dude
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Sep 22, 2023 06:50
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quote:10 The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly. 10 The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy. I came that they may have life and have it abundantly. See what Jesus is saying here is that you need to keep your hustle and never front.
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Sep 22, 2023 14:57
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The uncle Paul once said
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Sep 22, 2023 23:00
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Judah was just chasing paper and let the clout get to his head And Satan was the resistance inside of avon barksdales crew.
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Sep 23, 2023 20:09
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