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Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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Ezekiel 23:20 posted:

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

You may think she's going green picking a dude with a Tesla or something but really this is just talking about a cumdumpster who's into big dongs that can bust thick ropes (relatable)

Do unto others, as they say

:firstpost:

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Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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The Bible posted:

Is there any way you can communicate all this through reaction youtubes?

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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He's actually talking about his lego collection there, the assembly is God's nerd hovel

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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Funky See Funky Do posted:

18:22: You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination.


It means you can lie to women but not ur bros, that's just cold

Women aren't capable of really understanding the truth anyway

Women are subservient to men in the Bible because man is created in God's image

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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Cobra Commander posted:

If you are going to have gay sex get stoned first.

There's a lot of great advice in the Bible tbh

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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The "eye of the needle" was the name of a gate that led to a free market that had like blackjack and other cool stuff, Jesus was a big fan and wants you to come in a vehicle with the proper clearance

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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song of solomon is horny on main

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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Patmos has killer shrooms

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Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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Amen.

It means it's over.

You can read another book if you like.

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