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The Management posted:explaining linux to your date it’s like a hip hop operating system
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OldAlias posted:it’s like a hip hop operating system wherever that woman is today, I hope "the time my weird ex showed up to the airport with a bunch of nerds" remains a story in rotation with her friend group
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Sep 24, 2023 18:46
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being extremely careful with my word choice while explaining daemons
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Sep 24, 2023 18:48
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:being extremely careful with my word choice while explaining daemons
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Sep 25, 2023 00:20
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:being extremely careful with my word choice while explaining daemons
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Sep 25, 2023 00:35
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"it is why i have come to live in your village as a humble farmer, so that i may never see or touch this thing ever again"
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Sep 26, 2023 01:02
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“no, for the last time. not that sort of root”
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Sep 26, 2023 02:02
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free as in freehold
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Sep 26, 2023 02:10
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free as in mead
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Sep 26, 2023 02:11
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nice to see you aren't reliant on windows
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Sep 26, 2023 02:14
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if it was in particular esr trapped in the past, then I assume basically the entirety of army of darkness would end up getting reenacted
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Sep 26, 2023 02:50
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weirdly they said they had enough open sores all ready 
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Sep 26, 2023 05:44
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i tried to give a 30m presentation about the basics of OS theory to our salespeople once. i can't imagine a medieval peasant would be _that_ different an audience it's just "okay imagine rocks can think really fast, but they can only think about one thing at a time, so you have them think about a thought management system to trick them into thinking about multiple things" either way
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Sep 26, 2023 06:47
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would medieval peasants be dumb as gently caress
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Sep 26, 2023 06:53
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Qtotonibudinibudet posted:i tried to give a 30m presentation about the basics of OS theory to our salespeople once. i can't imagine a medieval peasant would be _that_ different an audience i think you'd struggle to motivate the need for the rocks to think at all though. like, even once computers were a thing it took decades for people to really imagine wide-spread use.
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Sep 26, 2023 09:34
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:i think you'd struggle to motivate the need for the rocks to think at all though. same reason you give the salespeople: because people will buy it if you tell them it'll make them more money. how do they actually do this? gently caress knows, that's for post-sales to figure out
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Sep 26, 2023 09:48
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perhaps if you could convince the peasant that a rock could believe in god sufficiently for entry into heaven for them. but tbh i think it may be excessive to have an operating system on the rock for that purpose.
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Sep 26, 2023 10:16
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peasants used rocks to send people to heaven all the time without a single thought occurring
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Sep 26, 2023 10:37
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tbh they'd probably ignore you as just another lunatic shouting in the town square for attention
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Sep 26, 2023 12:41
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can we fit linux on a qr code and leave that on a big rock somewhere for futer generations to work it out and get gifted god's own operating system - the linux
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Sep 26, 2023 12:46
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echinopsis posted:can we fit linux on a qr code and leave that on a big rock somewhere for futer generations to work it out and get gifted god's own operating system - the linux A Canticle for Torvalds
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Sep 26, 2023 14:09
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echinopsis posted:can we fit linux on a qr code and leave that on a big rock somewhere for futer generations to work it out and get gifted god's own operating system - the linux hell... let's do it. anyone got a basalt stele they don't need anymore?
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Sep 26, 2023 14:17
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echinopsis posted:would medieval peasants be dumb as gently caress well, theyre your ancestors. so yes.
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Sep 26, 2023 14:40
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echinopsis posted:would medieval peasants be dumb as gently caress i'm sure they believed all sorts of incorrect and harmful things, but that's just a product of the time. medieval peasants were probably just as capable of coming up with smart solutions and planning as everyone else.
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Sep 26, 2023 15:02
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echinopsis posted:can we fit linux on a qr code and leave that on a big rock somewhere for futer generations to work it out and get gifted god's own operating system - the linux as long as you surround it with rocks inscribed with this place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here. what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. this message is a warning about danger. ...
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Sep 26, 2023 15:04
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you see, a windows license key is like a computers immortal soul, so if you use Linux, you’re communing with soulless devils
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Sep 26, 2023 15:05
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echinopsis posted:would medieval peasants be dumb as gently caress if reading Ken Follett novels have taught me anything, it's that most peasants were good-natured but wildly horny while the nobility were evil and corrupt and also wildly horny so basically just like today op
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Sep 26, 2023 15:07
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also everyone in history was drunk, which may make the explaining more palatable really
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Sep 26, 2023 15:18
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:also everyone in history was drunk, which may make the explaining more palatable really were in history today right now from a certain point of view
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Sep 26, 2023 15:46
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fart simpson posted:well, theyre your ancestors. so yes. got his rear end
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Sep 26, 2023 18:02
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echinopsis posted:would medieval peasants be dumb as gently caress not after they learn about linux
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Sep 26, 2023 18:02
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i’m going to start up a one laptop per serf program. the trick is sending them back in time, anyone got a good lead on that?
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Sep 26, 2023 18:59
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Eeyo posted:i’m going to start up a one laptop per serf program. please, those peasants have suffered enough
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Sep 26, 2023 19:37
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m'liege, this is a Wenchy's
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Sep 26, 2023 19:39
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Sweevo posted:the father = rms, creator of all things it is time to receive holy communion *places a flake of foot into your outstretched hands*
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Sep 26, 2023 20:28
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if you want this experience, just head on over to the bsd thread
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Sep 27, 2023 08:21
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AnimeIsTrash posted:not after they learn about linux 
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Sep 27, 2023 12:42
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you know those manuscripts with the cool pictures and the words you can't read? ok so take away the pictures and just leave the incomprehensible parts
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Sep 27, 2023 14:07
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my manuscripts are illuminated without the need for freedom-denying blob DRM codecs 
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explaining intellectual property to a medieval peasant
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