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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Welcome to Sunday Night Football, live from beautiful Las Vegas!




See! The Pittsburgh Steelers and their QB/WR duo who are so confident, they both have the word "pick" in their name! These brave men spit in the face of G*d, and dare him to humble them!



See! The Las Vegas Raiders and their glitzy colorful stadium, the perfect place for a man so handsome, some fans say Zeus himself cursed his bones to be made of peanut brittle. Other fans say rock candy! They don't agree!



Can Jimmy G avoid his own breathtaking gaze on the jumbotron long enough to escape pressure? Can the Steelers find a QB with a name that's tougher to talk poo poo about? I sure hope not! Will Cris Collinsworth break down and admit that neither of these men are actually all that good at their jobs? All these questions and more will be asked on Sunday! Night! Football!

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Been waiting all day for Sunday Night, Steelers and the Raiders gonna have a rock fight.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
KENNY PICKET VS JIMMY GARRAPOLO KILL ME

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Why was this chosen for primetime

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

MoaM posted:

Why was this chosen for primetime

you didn't hear that kenny pickett had a perfet qb rating in the preseason

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

this is gonna suck rear end

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







I like to think this is two Raiders fans fighting each other

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





haljordan posted:

I like to think this is two Raiders fans fighting each other

Hell, that was my assumption.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Playing, In the Air Tonight to hype up the home crowd is a great move.

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

been busy today and my eyeballs popped out of my head looking at the dolphins broncos score

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


watched a lovely cowboys game, need to wash the taste out with an even shittier game

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Well urinating tree is streaming hopefully the steelers suck

that shot of jimmy trying to seduce you with the promise of lovely quarterbacking

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Mike Tyson on the Raiders sideline for some reason

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

MoaM posted:

Why was this chosen for primetime

because these two teams were huge rivals in the 70s

I'm rooting for a tie

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

haljordan posted:

Mike Tyson on the Raiders sideline for some reason

Is he managed by WME?

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

May the stadium sponsored by a poo poo-tier airline collapse upon both teams and their fans

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Play posted:

you didn't hear that kenny pickett had a perfet qb rating in the preseason

:geno:

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Saaayeeeaayaaayeeay

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Why do these teams even exist at this point.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Man, this SNF theme song is mid at best.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?







Had copious amounts of beer at a beer festival on Saturday so I'm just having a Coke Zero in the raiders mug tonight.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Actually no, keep the Steelers... Just bring the Raiders back to Oakland and send the Chargers to Vegas.

That makes more sense.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

MoaM posted:

Why do these teams even exist at this point.

Highlights of Kenny Stabler and Terry Bradshaw narrated by John Facenda

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






I wonder how many people are at this game because a casino gave them free tickets

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


handsome jimmy probably going to suffer a very handsome injury tonight

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

haljordan posted:

I wonder how many people are at this game because a casino gave them free tickets

Bet if you check trash cans on the strip you can get some pretty good seats.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Space Jam posted:

this is gonna suck rear end

:sickos:

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
So what're we calling this garbage fire? Clownball seems too cheery

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





It's weird that the Raiders play in a giant roomba.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






CapnAndy posted:

So what're we calling this garbage fire? Clownball seems too cheery

*extended fart noise*

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
wow I've heard some really classless rich poo poo before but buying a house on a golf course is... wow

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
Boy, Ice really got me pumped up for the greatest match-up in 1973.

Maybe John Madden will finally win the Big One this year.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Drew Magary once called Josh McDaniels "the shittiest, brattiest coach in the universe" and I will never ever forget that

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Insane Clown Posse Ball

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
my favorite part of player introductions is seeing who decides to put The in front of their college name

Pain of Mind
Jul 10, 2004
You are receiving this broadcast as a dream...We are transmitting from the year one nine... nine nine ...You are receiving this broadcast in order t
Najee Harris looks really slow.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Despera posted:

Insane Clown Posse Ball

I like it!

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
I honestly had no idea Allen Robinson was on the Steelers now, so I'm learning something new already.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






CapnAndy posted:

my favorite part of player introductions is seeing who decides to put The in front of their college name

A Ohio State University

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

do the raiders still have a section called the black hole with fans who look like GWAR

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