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Due to the sudden departure of the previous thread leader (wherever you are, please know that we believe everyone is innocent until proven guilty!), we need to elect a new one. Now we all know each other pretty well here in the functional, drama-free environment that is GBS, so I think we'll keep it simple. Post one reason you'd be a good thread leader. You may also, if you wish, post one reason somebody else who is in the running would NOT make a good thread leader. Once we've got a good solid handful of volunteers we can move on to debate and discu..*puts hand over mic and turns to listen to someone whispering frantically in his ear* Ok we won't be moving on to debate and discussion, but I think we could argue and talk about who the best candidate is. I'd make a good thread leader because as the OP of this thread, if I don't win I will simply close it. I'll take my ball and go home. Also, whoever the second person to enter the running is, I think they'd make a terrible leader because second place isn't really all that impressive if you think about it. Good luck to all!
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i will let people do whatever they want as long as it's cool and/or funny
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Sep 25, 2023 19:52
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Power should only be given to those who don’t want it so it should be given to me
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Sep 25, 2023 19:58
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Tough on anime. Tough on the causes of anime.
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Sep 25, 2023 19:59
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placeholder. and bookmarked.
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Sep 25, 2023 20:03
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Elect me leader and I will reanimate the lifeless corpse of Osama bin Laden.
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Sep 25, 2023 20:06
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I prefer to tell the person in charge what I think they're doing wrong, with my feet up at my desk, and reading a reprint of TMNT #1.
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Sep 25, 2023 20:38
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flubber nuts posted:Elect me leader and I will reanimate the lifeless corpse of Osama bin Laden. Flubber nuts has made this promise every ejection and has never delivered
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Sep 25, 2023 20:44
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Now I won't say if elected leader I won't not embark on a theatrical reign of pointless cruelty and bloody handed malice against you all. But I'm not, not saying that either, unless I am. Or not. So I guess the real question is, do you all feel lucky?
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Sep 25, 2023 21:29
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When I am elected, there’ll be free BBQ for everyone, even the losers and haters.
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Sep 25, 2023 21:33
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whoever leads my balls to their mouth most attentively gets my vote for leader i’ve been using the balls test for over two decades and it has never failed
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Sep 25, 2023 21:34
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i could be leader emeritus
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Sep 25, 2023 21:35
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a vote for me is a vote for farts
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Sep 25, 2023 21:37
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This thread needs an enema! ok bye!
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Sep 25, 2023 21:37
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I promise *not* to read your posts!
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Sep 25, 2023 22:24
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Vote for me and I'll let you wear basketball shorts and hoodies. Oh and hotdog talk anytime anywhere.
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Sep 25, 2023 22:25
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I will lead this thread into an era of prosperity not seen since mid-Epique
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Sep 25, 2023 22:26
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I'm posting in this thread just this once so if you elect me as thread leader I may have no idea and I certainly won't do anything about it.
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Sep 25, 2023 22:55
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Icochet posted:Tough on anime. Tough on the causes of anime. Hello
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Sep 25, 2023 22:55
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I hate threads and I hate leading
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Sep 25, 2023 22:56
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Mozi posted:i could be leader emeritus you have my vote and full support who would you like me to shoot a black powder cannon towards first? note: we're talking SUPER LEGAL black powder cannons, the kind that go off here all the time and the state police say "lol. lmbo".
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Sep 25, 2023 22:57
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oh as leader emeritus i have no real decisionmaking power, i can just continue to wear my leadership robes and get discounts
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Sep 25, 2023 23:02
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If elected, I will not lead.
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Sep 25, 2023 23:12
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Not much of a leader but if any prospective leader needs an evil vizier type I'm happy to stroke my goatee and cackle in the shadows while doling out dubious advice. fe: to other people of course! I would only give my most brilliant and helpful advice to you, my leader. (cackling)
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Sep 25, 2023 23:18
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If I’m not picked as leader I will post my cock and balls and hairy rear end in a top hat in this thread and none of you will ever be able to remove that from your minds
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Sep 25, 2023 23:46
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I happen to have irrefutable evidence that all other candidates are nazis/commies or migrant aliens from the Sudan. The evidence is so explosive that I cannot in clear conscience share it with anybody. It’s that bad.
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Sep 26, 2023 00:00
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Buce posted:I hate threads and I hate leading threads are fail and so are posts. imo.
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Sep 26, 2023 00:11
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I don’t want to be the leader, but I’m down to be like a trusted advisor or something. Not a “right-hand-man” or anything like that. That actually sounds like a lot of work. More like a kind of guy whose just always chilling in the background who everyone knows. And then whenever important discussions are happening I can chime in with something profound from a smoky corner every now and then. Something like that would be perfect for me.
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Sep 26, 2023 00:14
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GetDunked posted:Not much of a leader but if any prospective leader needs an evil vizier type I'm happy to stroke my goatee and cackle in the shadows while doling out dubious advice. I'm announcing my campaign to be the evil vizier's comic relief sidekick. If elected, I will be voiced by
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Sep 26, 2023 05:30
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If you vote for me I can't promise you good times. I won't lie, things will be hard, it will be a struggle, not many of you will make it, but those of you who live through the tough times a head, under my leader ship you will grow, and for ever after you will be thankful for all the pain, suffering, and death knowing this thread made you all -other than all the dead people- better people, living a better life. Thank you.
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Sep 26, 2023 09:04
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If elected fearless leader I will fly a plane into the twin towers.
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Sep 26, 2023 09:28
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flubber nuts posted:If elected fearless leader I will fly a plane into the twin towers. Another promise flubber nuts can’t keep
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Sep 26, 2023 09:32
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I can respect that. If your leader isn't willing to aim for the stars and lie for you do they really care enough to be a leader?
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Sep 26, 2023 10:20
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I wouldn't just be the greatest leader this thread has ever seen. I would be the greatest god any of you pathetic nobodies has grovelled before. All these other posters talking about elections and promises. Here's my promise: Any who dare meet my gaze will not enter into the afterlife.
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Sep 26, 2023 10:25
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Pennywise the Frown posted:This thread needs an enema! This is exactly what I hear in my head every time I see the thread title.
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Sep 26, 2023 12:55
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If I’m elected you guys are gonna see some cool poo poo. Wild stuff, stuff you ain’t never seen before and won’t soon forget. Mind-blowingly awesome events that I can’t specify right now but they’ll definitely happen if, and only if, I’m elected leader of this fine thread.
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Sep 26, 2023 13:06
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I’ll make the cafeteria serve ice cream for lunch every day and I’ll ban homework.
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Sep 26, 2023 13:08
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I’ll make the cafeteria serve homework for lunch every day and I’ll ban ice cream. You'll thank me when the posters of all the other threads die of ice cream poisoning.
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Sep 26, 2023 13:13
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i will lead this thread to its closure
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dang some stiff competition since I posted this.hot cocoa on the couch posted:i will lead this thread to its closure I'm glad we have similar agendas, gives me some hope that things will work out even if I'm not chosen
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