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PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
I think we all have something like that, probably from our childhood. Something that seems so weird and implausible that we're convinced it must've been a dream mixed with reality, or a false memory, or a story someone told us once.

But then sometimes, it turns out that it actually existed, which is occasionally even worse than having false memories, because it's usually something so creepy or stupid that it really should never have been.

In my case, I was convinced for about twenty years that the movie Tarzoon: Shame of the Jungle, a horrible, moronic, animated, pornographic Tarzan parody I'd seen on TV as a kid was something I'd imagined. Because really, who would have conceived of something so stupid while awake? From the synopsis on Wikipedia:

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Bazonga cannot escape from the fire in her office. Shame sees this and saves her by igniting the Emergency Fire Alarm, which sends out more of Bazonga's soldiers to cover themselves in condoms and dive inside Bazonga's vagina until she explodes.

In retrospect I should probably have realized I couldn't have dreamt something that absurd because I don't have severe head injury.

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