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ryde posted:Puts have massive IV at the moment, so the gains are pretty iffy. So I'm the only one rolling puts and taking MTG's money?
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pixaal posted:So I'm the only one rolling puts and taking MTG's money? Quite the opposite
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Out of one million dumps I take, one of them has to be gold.
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Okay but this is several weeks old and the HTB fees are under 100% down from over 900%, and I also don't have to pay any HTB when I'm long puts. I'm rolling puts (changing my strike) and have taken more than 3 times what I put in off the table so far. I am taking her money. I regularly gently caress with options and shorting stocks. I figured a few other people in the meme thread would actually trade. This is a terrible stock to learn to do this with. pixaal fucked around with this message at 16:06 on Apr 16, 2024 |
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Where loss corn?
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pixaal posted:So I'm the only one rolling puts and taking MTG's money? thought about it, knew it was gonna dump but my options account was way too small to be messing with the insanely expensive IV
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i hope impossible's recipe gets open-sourced/leaked/reverse-engineered, because it really is quite a neat trick and it'd be a shame for it to fully disappear into bankruptcy hell
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Cactus Ghost posted:i hope impossible's recipe gets open-sourced thats a different company that is probably also doing poorly
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cant even keep my fatty high dollar veggieburgers straight
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drk posted:time to close the thread What drove people to buy Koss at the time again? Was it just people who saw it was cheap but really liked their PortaPros? I remember seeing people talking about them at the time but it seemed remarkably vague, even for meme stock junk
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They wanted Eyes.
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Whoa BBBY doing great I see, MOASS could come at any moment I can feel it. -100% just means that when the reversal of fortune comes it will be worth eleventy quadrillion space dollars.
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Meanwhile, let's check in on BFC's most popular trade in this decade
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everyone buy #TUP
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shame on an IGA posted:Meanwhile, let's check in on BFC's most popular trade in this decade Nah the most popular trade is long VTI
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raccoon.bmp posted:What drove people to buy Koss at the time again? Was it just people who saw it was cheap but really liked their PortaPros? I remember seeing people talking about them at the time but it seemed remarkably vague, even for meme stock junk It was on the list stocks with lots of short interest and semi-won a patent fight with Apple.
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shame on an IGA posted:Meanwhile, let's check in on BFC's most popular trade in this decade ripe for hostile goon takeover
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shame on an IGA posted:Meanwhile, let's check in on BFC's most popular trade in this decade Any stock could take a 99% hit and recover, sure. But $GOON is in the middle of another 99% drop. Just to make the resurrection feel that much more absolute. (FYI for newbies: Counting the reverse split, this puts the stock at just over a penny per share.)
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Mercury_Storm posted:Whoa BBBY doing great I see, MOASS could come at any moment I can feel it. -100% just means that when the reversal of fortune comes it will be worth eleventy quadrillion space dollars. -100% just means there's nowhere to go but up
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Now that Trump is trying to use naked shorting to explain away his terrible stock performance, r/teddy is cozying up to Trump as the guy who can begin MOASS. I'm actually surprised they weren't pipelined into MAGA sooner.
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Trump wins and makes Ryan Cohen his secretary of commerce
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Hello Sailor posted:Trump wins and makes Kais Maalej his secretary of commerce
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#TUP is UP
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the og meme stock is back  
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There are about 5.5 million Teslas out there. A lot of them were also recalled, lol. Assuming steady production growth rates, they'll get to 100 million units in about 139 years.
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Let's migrate Netflix so it runs on all the Teslas that aren't currently being used!
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Paladinus posted:There are about 5.5 million Teslas out there. A lot of them were also recalled, lol. Assuming steady production growth rates, they'll get to 100 million units in about 139 years. The most recent recall was "Every Cybertrukk", which revealed some embarassing number like 3k or 4k sold on what was supposed to be a flagship product.
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Neito posted:The most recent recall was "Every Cybertrukk", which revealed some embarassing number like 3k or 4k sold on what was supposed to be a flagship product. Early Teslas, the ones that Musk had the least time to gently caress up after buying the company, are the most reliable. The next model will probably explode the moment it leaves the factory.
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Paladinus posted:Early Teslas, the ones that Musk had the least time to gently caress up after buying the company, are the most reliable. The next model will probably explode the moment it leaves the factory. The model after that will blow up in the factory, finally followed by the subsequent tachyon presploding car.
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I am ascending to heaven.
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Paladinus posted:Early Teslas, the ones that Musk had the least time to gently caress up after buying the company, are the most reliable. The next model will probably explode the moment it leaves the factory. It's pretty clear that Teslas are designed specifically for like southern California weather, given how they handle things like rain or snow.
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drk posted:the og meme stock is back We're going to sell a Tesla to every person in the country. Then they can rent them out as self driving taxis! Yes... and once you've sold one to everyone, who will need your taxi service?
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That guy looks great for 76. Good for him.
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I'm unsure about the veracity of a guy named Don Patriota posting about losing money on DJT.
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lmao get out of the workforce graddad, decent human beings need those jobs
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only one Tesla per person? what a chump, the Atari execs wanted 10 consoles to every person and 1000 copies of ET for every console.
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Zero One posted:We're going to sell a Tesla to every person in the country. Then they can rent them out as self driving taxis! I doubt Musk considers everyone in the country a person.
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Spazzle posted:I doubt Musk considers everyone in the country a person. Ah, the ol' General Motors strategy for Cadillac, then.
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