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Hey, you guys wanna download some music off the internet illegally?
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The cops hosed me
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Sep 28, 2023 07:58
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ACAB , right guys? All cops are bad
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Sep 28, 2023 07:59
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Definitely NOT gonna beat my wife tonight after a tough day on the job.
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Sep 28, 2023 08:00
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etching the outline of another dog on the side of my cruiser
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Sep 28, 2023 08:05
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she fell down the stairs
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Sep 28, 2023 08:06
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Hey honey you seen my piece? *bang* Oh god Junior no!
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Sep 28, 2023 08:08
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You all saw it? Right? They were coming at me with a chainsaw!
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Sep 28, 2023 08:10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAG8p5oMq9E from the "Have you checked your butthole?" guy
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Sep 28, 2023 08:31
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NOT oink oink
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Sep 28, 2023 08:32
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The Loin King posted:The cops hosed me How much did you have to pay?
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Sep 28, 2023 08:37
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Let's have a group session on how we love to commit crimes. You start
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Sep 28, 2023 10:34
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*turns my baseball cap backwards* Hello my fellow homies! Would you like to buy some rocks? Or perhaps some yayoo or kangaroo or bing? These are all street terms for cocaine! If you want to buy some, please state your intent loudly and clearly
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Sep 28, 2023 10:46
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i love doing cocaine i will show you i am not an undercover cop by volunteering to do this cocaine in front of you without being prompted. sneeeeeiiiiiifffff
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Sep 28, 2023 10:52
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Moving the hidden microphone closer to my dick as it's getting sucked by some guy in a bathroom stall "that's evidence, baby"
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Sep 28, 2023 10:52
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I don't have anything on you, please fight me so I get my pension. 
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Sep 28, 2023 10:55
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Greetings. I am new to the area and I have a keen interest in unshot blacks. If you could kindly let me know where it is that the unshot blacks like to congregate I would muchly appreciate the assistance.
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Sep 28, 2023 11:02
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Where do I file a complaint about my gun having a safety? How am I supposed to defend myself when an unarmed innocent comes up to me to ask the time of day?
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Sep 28, 2023 11:14
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Hey is that fentanyl? *tries very hard not to die immediately*
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Sep 28, 2023 11:17
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*has a thorough understanding of law and right from wrong, and does not act on personal political viewpoints or hatred towards individuals*
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Sep 28, 2023 11:23
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Hey fellas, does anybody know where to “score” some crystal methamphetamine?
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Sep 28, 2023 11:24
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Sleep is the mindkiller, sleep is simulated death.  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Sep 28, 2023 11:33
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hello, particular individuals! nice "vehicle"! anybody need uh repeated restraining by me? anybody need to be repeatedly restrained until the individual's head became detached from the individual's body? does anyone want to be in a me-involved incident? i'll say "sir" and "ma'am" so you know i'm being respectful the whole time!
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Sep 28, 2023 11:39
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You can't really blame cops for shooting so many blacks, it's hard to see them at night so it's easy for them to get accidentally shot. On overcast days, too. What do you mean "racist", are you one if those woke idiots?
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Sep 28, 2023 11:51
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Ooooh what a cute puppy!
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Sep 28, 2023 12:04
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Sorry, my gun went off. e: Ooops, did it again. This keeps happening.
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Sep 28, 2023 12:13
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Oh hey how you doing. Sorry I pulled you over, I thought you were some other guy with the same type of car. My bad, have a good day.
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Sep 28, 2023 12:41
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Waitress, check please. I would like to pay for this meal like a normal civilian, which I am. How much does a normal civilian meal cost? $1?
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Sep 28, 2023 13:11
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Extra spit on my burger please, it's my birthday
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Sep 28, 2023 13:16
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hello i am an enthusiast of gravity knives, switchblades, and daggers and i enjoy possessing them without any explainable lawful purpose. i also enjoy carrying pocket knives while having unlawful intent. do you also enjoy these things?
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Sep 28, 2023 13:25
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I can't be a cop, see? A cop wouldn't pull his dick out, they ruled that was entrapment.
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Sep 28, 2023 13:26
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Broo this character's logo is a skull, that fucken rules! Gonna put it on all my gear and consume this media without any critical thought whatsoever hell yeah
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Sep 28, 2023 13:32
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Freeze dirt bags! Reach for the sky! You're all under a.. curse.
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Sep 28, 2023 13:40
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*holding flashlight, shining it directly in your eyes*
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Sep 28, 2023 13:52
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Hey follow my finger. Don't move your head. I'm blind now thanks alot rear end in a top hat.
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Sep 28, 2023 14:05
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You ever shoot a dog? Heh... yeah me neither.
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Sep 28, 2023 14:10
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Could a cop shred this hard?
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Sep 28, 2023 14:12
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oh, my badge and uniform? nah don't worry about that, i needed some clothes and borrowed them from a guy. now are we doing this drug deal or not?
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Sep 28, 2023 14:23
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Don't mind me, just getting all my ingredients together for that cake I'm definitely making. Just gonna arrange them all on this table and pose behind it for a photo like normal bakers do. Oh hey, I got some change left over from buying this at the supermarket, I'll put that on the table too for totally normal reasons.
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Sep 28, 2023 14:48
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Please post loudly and clearly into my lapel
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