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Just an average American haircut, ma'am.
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Please step out of the thread, sir
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Sep 28, 2023 15:11
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*being held down by four people, covered in white powder, rolled up dollar still in my nose* NO! I WANT TO KEEP PROVING IM NOT A COP! LET ME KEEP PROVING IM NOT A COP!
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Sep 28, 2023 15:22
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Hey, does anyone know where I can get the "hook up" for some pot? My normal "dealer" just got busted by the po-po. I really hate those guys!
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Sep 28, 2023 15:25
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A Fancy Hat posted:Hey, does anyone know where I can get the "hook up" for some pot? My normal "dealer" just got busted by the po-po. I really hate those guys! hey friend i can help you out for sure, just step into my cruiser, i mean car
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Sep 28, 2023 15:26
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yessir im just one acabbin' motherfucker
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Sep 28, 2023 15:53
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Have you met my lovable furry k9 friend that we've conscripted into violent service? If he's lucky he might get a treat or I'll remember to not him die in the cruiser! Edit: I forgot how the thread was supposed to work, I am very dumb Konar fucked around with this message at 16:04 on Sep 28, 2023 |
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Sep 28, 2023 15:58
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Boy I sure do love hating police. All cops are bad guys, or whatever it is we're saying now. Speaking of, does anyone know where I can get some bricks to throw at police, as we do?
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Sep 28, 2023 15:59
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Me and my cop brothers have matching tattoos for reasons.
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Sep 28, 2023 16:02
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This tattoo? Oh, 14 was my number in football at college, and I was born in 1988.
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Sep 28, 2023 16:25
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*Sprinkle Sprinkle. . .* Our work here is done boys
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Hello fellow criminals!
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Sep 28, 2023 16:37
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Anyone want to do some crimes today?
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Sep 28, 2023 16:38
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my wife and I ate a weed edible and I think we are going to die
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Sep 28, 2023 16:46
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Hey bros!! Where can I score some smack?
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Sep 28, 2023 16:53
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Eek, a school shooting! Somebody needs to do something!!
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Sep 28, 2023 16:55
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...wait, are you guys cops? You have to tell me, I asked
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Sep 28, 2023 16:56
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Hi homies!! Do you love committing crimes? I sure do. What kind of crimes do you do?
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Sep 28, 2023 17:07
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Sorry I'm late guys, I was just loving da police
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Sep 28, 2023 17:07
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ElectricSheep posted:...wait, are you guys cops? yes oh wait, i mean no almost got me there!
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Sep 28, 2023 17:10
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oh noooo don't touch my nipples! not my wittle nipsy wipsies
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Sep 28, 2023 17:11
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High school? Oh, I'm sure it was the same for me as it was for you. I bullied some kids, didn't do very well in class, and wasn't really an athlete or creatively gifted. The only thing I really enjoyed was tattling on other kids, oh man did I love that. I was the hall monitor and, let me tell you, it was kind of an awakening to see how much fear I could strike into people less powerful than me.
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Sep 28, 2023 17:15
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one time cops pulled my old retired father out of his pickup at gunpoint because they thought he was somebody else was that any of you guys because wtf
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Sep 28, 2023 17:16
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Boy I love being on Wall Street and embezzling money. Say friend, what are your favourite ways to evade taxes?
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Sep 28, 2023 17:16
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I need to talk to my union rep about my pension. Uh, at the car factory. That's right...I work at the car factory. Anyways, ever think about doing a terrorism?
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Sep 28, 2023 17:21
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WHY BONER NOW posted:Eek, a school shooting! Somebody needs to do something!! Not it!
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Sep 28, 2023 17:21
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I make sure to work at least a couple of towns away from where I live because I don't want people to recognize me at my job for reasons.WHY BONER NOW posted:Eek, a school shooting! Somebody needs to do something!!
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Sep 28, 2023 17:22
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Gosh I love donuts!
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Sep 28, 2023 17:23
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Jelly posted:one time cops pulled my old retired father out of his pickup at gunpoint because they thought he was somebody else To your dad, that was one of the worst days of his life. To me, it was a Tuesday.
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Sep 28, 2023 17:26
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poo poo my name is Leon, I was supposed to be here on my first day... Zombies, are loving kidding me?!
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Sep 28, 2023 17:32
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redshirt posted:Just an average American haircut, ma'am.
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Sep 28, 2023 17:49
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Ow I hurt my ankle jumping over that fence at the SWAT when that one guy surrendered peacefully. Yeah I know you can't see anything on the xray but oh gosh my ankle hurts. It really does hurt so much! [2 years of desk work later] Well, that's it folks, I've been cleared for medical disability retirement. Thanks for being a great team, unfortunately I will now be retiring due to this terrible ankle of mine. It doesn't affect my walking but boy howdy it sure hurts. Time to collect my $4900 a month pension in perpetuity and go to Hawaii twice a year. Can you believe how terrible this crook Biden is?
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Dr. Cool Aids posted:Greetings. I am new to the area and I have a keen interest in unshot blacks. If you could kindly let me know where it is that the unshot blacks like to congregate I would muchly appreciate the assistance.
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Sep 28, 2023 19:03
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numberoneposter posted:Never mind the black steel toe boots either, pay attention to my cool oakley sunglasses, fellow citizen. Putting on my black steel toes to go hit the music festival.
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Sep 28, 2023 19:27
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So you guys can set me up with some poo poo? ya know: Gear, Smack, Dope, Ice, Crystal, Blow, Skeet, Serial EERAM, Dark Matter, Hypnoglobe, World Piece, Dilbert 3, Cake? E: I'm tots cool you guys
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Sep 28, 2023 20:00
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Who the hell is "Frank Castle". Anyways, my favorite super hero is The Punisher, but those woke, liberal Hollywood types are too chickenshit to put him in the Avengers movies.
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Sep 28, 2023 21:02
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Can I use your coke toenail?
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Sep 28, 2023 21:31
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Jelly posted:one time cops pulled my old retired father out of his pickup at gunpoint because they thought he was somebody else Couldn’t been me, I’m not a cop.
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practicing my best 👌 in the mirror
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