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Freeze dirt bags! Reach for the sky! You're all under a.. curse.
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*fishing my finger out from rear end-crack and taking a long slow sniff from base to tip Just as I suspected.. stinky. 
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Sep 29, 2023 00:40
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*being restrained by her family as paramedics tend to my unconscious bride I thought he said hit!
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Sep 29, 2023 00:59
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Having a flashback to a traumatic childhood memory after the 10th guy in prison comes over to ask if I'm the guy that put him in there, and I tell him that it must have been my identical twin brother. You're a disgrace. You're the worst cop in the family! Why can't you be more like ya brother? I want your badge and your gun, and I want you out of my house!
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Sep 29, 2023 05:59
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Alright listen up! I want a car to the air port, and a million dollars in cash or I start blastin' hostages! *over a megaphone: What are you asking us for? We're just a bunch of guys (Hey!) Sorry Kopowski. A bunch of guys and a female out enjoying the afternoon.
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Sep 30, 2023 21:23
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Knocking on the door of a house with a solemn expression on my face and a chef's hat in my hand when a middle-aged woman answers it. "I'm sorry madam, but there's been an accident."
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