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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT we are definitely not cops
 
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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

redshirt posted:

Just an average American haircut, ma'am.
Never mind the black steel toe boots either, pay attention to my cool oakley sunglasses, fellow citizen.

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

 *has posters of ford crown victorias in dorm room*

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

 PYF crimes and precise times and locations you and any accomplices committed the crimes hehe just for fun :)

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

 Hmmm that gives me an idea I think I'm going to wear a nice black button up shirt and this thin blue tie on my date tonight.

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

 Will you accept my NYPD challenge coin collection as collateral?

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT we are definitely not cops