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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Ow I hurt my ankle jumping over that fence at the SWAT when that one guy surrendered peacefully. Yeah I know you can't see anything on the xray but oh gosh my ankle hurts. It really does hurt so much!

[2 years of desk work later]

Well, that's it folks, I've been cleared for medical disability retirement. Thanks for being a great team, unfortunately I will now be retiring due to this terrible ankle of mine. It doesn't affect my walking but boy howdy it sure hurts. Time to collect my $4900 a month pension in perpetuity and go to Hawaii twice a year. Can you believe how terrible this crook Biden is?

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