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Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Waitress, check please. I would like to pay for this meal like a normal civilian, which I am. How much does a normal civilian meal cost? $1?

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Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Don't mind me, just getting all my ingredients together for that cake I'm definitely making. Just gonna arrange them all on this table and pose behind it for a photo like normal bakers do. Oh hey, I got some change left over from buying this at the supermarket, I'll put that on the table too for totally normal reasons.

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
I need to talk to my union rep about my pension. Uh, at the car factory. That's right...I work at the car factory. Anyways, ever think about doing a terrorism?

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Hi kids, I'm Funzo the clown! Let's all wish Johnny a happy birthday! Help me make a special birthday card! Instead of signing your names, you're going to put your fingerprints on it. All ten fingers. I've got the ink right here!

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
I can't decide which color necktie to wear on my date tonight. I certainly wouldn't want to be mistaken for a criminal gang member on a date. How embarrassing! You wouldn't happen to know what the local criminal gang colors are, would you? It's ok, I won't tell anyone that you're a ganger.

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Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
We, a legitimate Hip Hop group from the streets, think cops are cool and good. We even wrote a rap about it. *beatboxes flatulently*

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