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Waitress, check please. I would like to pay for this meal like a normal civilian, which I am. How much does a normal civilian meal cost? $1?
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2023 13:11 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 05:03 |
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Don't mind me, just getting all my ingredients together for that cake I'm definitely making. Just gonna arrange them all on this table and pose behind it for a photo like normal bakers do. Oh hey, I got some change left over from buying this at the supermarket, I'll put that on the table too for totally normal reasons.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2023 14:48 |
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I need to talk to my union rep about my pension. Uh, at the car factory. That's right...I work at the car factory. Anyways, ever think about doing a terrorism?
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2023 17:21 |
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Hi kids, I'm Funzo the clown! Let's all wish Johnny a happy birthday! Help me make a special birthday card! Instead of signing your names, you're going to put your fingerprints on it. All ten fingers. I've got the ink right here!
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2023 13:39 |
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I can't decide which color necktie to wear on my date tonight. I certainly wouldn't want to be mistaken for a criminal gang member on a date. How embarrassing! You wouldn't happen to know what the local criminal gang colors are, would you? It's ok, I won't tell anyone that you're a ganger.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2023 23:40 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 05:03 |
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We, a legitimate Hip Hop group from the streets, think cops are cool and good. We even wrote a rap about it. *beatboxes flatulently*
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2023 22:06 |