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Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
A Royale with Cheese. Do you know why?

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Why, op?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




don't you dare tell them, op

GetDunked
Dec 16, 2011

respectfully
Because the stupid euros think cheese is a fruit. Topic locked

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Merton by the Meter

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Brrrmph posted:

A Royale with Cheese. Do you know why?

Inbreeding?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Brrrmph posted:

A Royale with Cheese. Do you know why?

foot by the Centimeter?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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lol

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Who gets fruit by the foot? Sounds like a good way to get gout.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
They call corndogs fanny on a pitch

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redshirt posted:

Who gets fruit by the foot? Sounds like a good way to get gout.

Donald Trump?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Donald Trump?

lol he doesn't eat fruit.

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redshirt posted:

lol he doesn't eat fruit.

he doesn't eat fruit at all, that was the joke

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Untrue!
He eats lots of ketchup.

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Grey Cat posted:

Untrue!
He eats lots of ketchup.

loving knew you were always a trumper

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Mumpy Puffinz posted:

loving knew you were always a trumper

Caught me red handed even.
Time to rereg.

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Grey Cat posted:

Caught me red handed even.
Time to rereg.

we'll find you again, with your ketchup hands

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






I once ate an entire box of Fruit by the Foot for dinner

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haljordan posted:

I once ate an entire box of Fruit by the Foot for dinner

only once?

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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haljordan posted:

I once ate an entire box of Fruit by the Foot for dinner

I once put a couple fruit rollups around my entire hand like a glove and slowly ate it like a goblin child.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
is there a fruit joke that could make the op fresh and original instead of a non sequiter

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Jun 3, 2023

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AARD VARKMAN posted:

is there a fruit joke that could make the op fresh and original instead of a non sequiter

Orange, you glad he didn't make a perma worthy joke?

All I got.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

AARD VARKMAN posted:

is there a fruit joke that could make the op fresh and original instead of a non sequiter

Sorry that sophisticated trilingual wordplay goes over your head.

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haljordan posted:

THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER

:smile:

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005




:mmmsmug:

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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That's a cool royale with cheese ya got there.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Toot by the butt

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

the holy poopacy posted:

Sorry that sophisticated trilingual wordplay goes over your head.

is that going on because that would be epic. please explain me :kiddo:

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

When I waded through blood and bones at Normandy I picked up chunk of a dead kraut’s leg that had a foot on it and took a bite out of it - does that count?

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Henry Lee Mucus posted:

When I waded through blood and bones at Normandy I picked up chunk of a dead kraut’s leg that had a foot on it and took a bite out of it - does that count?

very different than your grandfather did it.

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

bubble tape

it's 1,82m of bubblegum for you, not them

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Jul 6, 2013



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Yes prolly better than you do

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Fruit by the kilometer.

You generally just buy one a year and slowly go through it. Sometimes though you just roll it down a hill to smite you enemies.

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dr_rat posted:

Fruit by the kilometer.

You generally just buy one a year and slowly go through it. Sometimes though you just roll it down a hill to smite you enemies.

lol

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

dr_rat posted:

Fruit by the kilometer.

You generally just buy one a year and slowly go through it. Sometimes though you just roll it down a hill to smite you enemies.

A really big banana

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Yes prolly better than you do

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
The Brits probably call it jammy tape or something silly like that

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Devils Affricate posted:

The Brits probably call it jammy tape or something silly like that

You mean fruit winders?
Silly brits.

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