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smile at everything like a braindead idiot
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You think Applebee's is fine dining.
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Oct 1, 2023 02:37
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You post on The Something Awful Forums
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Oct 1, 2023 02:40
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Grey Cat posted:I was charged $300 just for looking at the hospital as I drove past. you should not have paid them that
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Oct 1, 2023 02:41
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Toxic Mental posted:You post on The Something Awful Forums thats a thing that happens sometimes
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Oct 1, 2023 02:42
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You don't know every non-American is basically humoring your opinions on anything the majority of the time.
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Oct 1, 2023 02:46
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your pharmacy has a candy aisle
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Wee posted:You don't know every non-American is basically humoring your opinions on anything the majority of the time. I do my best to humor everyone who is trying to humor me.  I don't loving know
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Oct 1, 2023 02:50
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there are commercials for prescription medications everywhere you look
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Oct 1, 2023 02:55
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Buce posted:there are commercials for prescription medications everywhere you look yeah, but they aren't for me!
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Oct 1, 2023 02:58
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Private Cumshoe posted:you talk louder thinking it might help something somehow clearly you’ve never visited the Indian subcontinent
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Oct 1, 2023 03:01
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N. Senada posted:When you hear about a shooting you ask if it was targeted or mass School or officer involved?
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Oct 1, 2023 03:14
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Got a "Don't Tread on Me" and a "Thin Blue Line" stickers on the Ford 350
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Oct 1, 2023 03:16
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The nipples have been censored out of the movie you're watching, but the violent gory murders are no big deal.
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Oct 1, 2023 03:20
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Buce posted:there are commercials for prescription medications everywhere you look And commercials from lawyers that are trying to tell you that YOU MIGHT BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION for being at Camp Lejeune or worked with asbestos or some poo poo. Also, this guy is USA AF.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGxpdP3ZbWQ
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Oct 1, 2023 03:46
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Your BMI and IQ are the same number.
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Oct 1, 2023 03:53
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Modulo16 posted:Your BMI and IQ are the same number. Americans aren't that thin
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Oct 1, 2023 03:55
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Modulo16 posted:Your BMI and IQ are the same number. 6'3" 215
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Oct 1, 2023 03:55
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Ambassadorofsodomy posted:You think Applebee's is fine.
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Oct 1, 2023 03:56
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redshirt posted:6'3" 215 I knew we were twins. I'm 6'2" and about 210
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Oct 1, 2023 04:01
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You call sour tonic water beer.
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Oct 1, 2023 04:02
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You forget to convert the metric system to imperial and crash your space probe into an asteroid. EDIT: You have your flag planted on the moon.
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Oct 1, 2023 04:08
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its americas world everyone else is just living in it
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Oct 1, 2023 04:08
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If everything you consume has enough corn syrup inside it to make your spit hurt
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Oct 1, 2023 04:14
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You need 3 tries to find America on a globe. Any America.
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Oct 1, 2023 04:16
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Buttchocks posted:You need 3 tries to find America on a globe. Any America. The earth is flat, idiot
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Oct 1, 2023 04:17
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Buttchocks posted:You need 3 tries to find America on a globe. Any America. Easy. Done. 
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Oct 1, 2023 04:37
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covidstomper58 posted:Easy. Done. Floreda seems way cooler than Florida, ours don't have penguins
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Oct 1, 2023 04:48
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You think the college football team Syracuse Orangemen were named after Donald Trump our lord and saviour.
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Oct 1, 2023 13:33
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When you get random pictures of old warships in your facebook feed and you feel obligated to comment "THANK YOU FOR YOURE SERVICE"
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Oct 1, 2023 13:37
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you say murica unironically.
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Oct 1, 2023 13:41
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You prepare for your trip overseas by practicing the phrase “DOES ANYONE HERE SPEAK ENGLISH?!l and learn how to say it louder and slower.
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Oct 1, 2023 13:44
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When the sign says No Smoking and No Weapons Campus
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Oct 1, 2023 13:49
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Your mouth waters at seeing the buffet price is only $12.99.
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Oct 1, 2023 14:26
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Your teeth are really white but your heart is really black
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Oct 1, 2023 14:33
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You start every D&D session by saying grace.
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Oct 1, 2023 14:40
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A bidet? What am I European  ???
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Oct 1, 2023 14:56
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Your house has a white picket fence and small garden
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Oct 1, 2023 15:04
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Your house has a broken fence and five rusted cars in the yard that haven't driven for years
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You fight for the rights of every man.
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