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your accent features rhoticity , T-glottalization, T- and D-flapping, L-velarization, and yod-dropping after alveolar consonants
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This is a regular occurrence where you live 
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Oct 1, 2023 18:07
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You think corporate business leaders are like Iron Man, duking it out in front of cameras for freedom. You live in the backgrounds of cities as extras that get creamed by capitalist adventures while cheering on your favorite Big Men.
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Oct 1, 2023 18:09
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When faced with a mundane problem that creates suffering for yourself or your community, your first thought is to assert some horseshit excuse about national values to shoot down any proposed solution to the problem.
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Oct 1, 2023 18:21
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You’re dumb as gently caress and you know you’re dumb as gently caress but that doesn’t stop you from doubling down on every dumb as gently caress idea that pops into your dumb as gently caress head.
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Oct 1, 2023 18:26
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your dick is shaped like the number 3 and is the width of a pencil
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Oct 1, 2023 18:28
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You own a special black velvet baseball cap for funerals
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Oct 1, 2023 18:50
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You only know the first stanza of the "Star Spangled Banner"."If they can sing to "mists of the deep" they are not an American posted:O say can you see, by the dawn's early light,
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Oct 1, 2023 18:59
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:This is a regular occurrence where you live  Lol I love that video
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Oct 1, 2023 19:01
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- drink your own piss - mouth put on upside down - friends with a guy and a dog both named rex - wears shoes to bed - +1 resistance to poison damage - scorpion tails instead of fingers - says 'ouch' when something doesn't actually hurt - 3rd eyelid
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Oct 1, 2023 19:32
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You don't have kids because it is so expensive and you know the odds of a school shooting are better than them getting a college scholarship.
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Oct 1, 2023 19:35
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When you refer to football you're referring to a real sport.
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Oct 1, 2023 19:50
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Outpost22 posted:When you refer to football you're referring to a real sport. 
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Oct 1, 2023 19:51
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you kiss your kids and grandkids on the lips
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Oct 1, 2023 19:51
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Bad Purchase posted:you kiss your kids and grandkids on the lips who the gently caress are you? Tom Brady?
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Oct 1, 2023 19:54
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You stopped drinking Bud Light because of wokeness
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Oct 1, 2023 19:59
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You ever drank Bud Light to begin with
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9/11 is just another day where you get drunk and hang around in your living room wearing your underwear.
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redshirt posted:You stopped drinking Bud Light because of wokeness lol
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Oct 1, 2023 20:03
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If you live in any of the following: Alabama Alaska Arizona Arkansas California Colorado Connecticut Delaware Florida Georgia Hawaii Idaho Illinois Indiana Iowa Kansas Kentucky Louisiana Maine Maryland Massachusetts Michigan Minnesota Mississippi Missouri Montana Nebraska Nevada New Hampshire New Jersey New Mexico New York North Carolina North Dakota Ohio Oklahoma Oregon Pennsylvania Rhode Island South Carolina South Dakota Tennessee Texas Utah Vermont Virginia Washington West Virginia Wisconsin Wyoming District of Columbia American Samoa Guam Northern Mariana Islands Puerto Rico Virgin Islands
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Oct 1, 2023 20:20
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SweetMercifulCrap! posted:If you live in any of the following: Years ago I was talking to my niece, when mexico and puerto rico both had a disaster. She wanted to write a paper about them. Had to tell her that Puerto Rico was American, not Mexican
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Oct 1, 2023 20:24
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you say "meer" instead of "mirror" and "crag" instead of "craig"
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Oct 1, 2023 20:24
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:you say "meer" instead of "mirror" and "crag" instead of "craig" who the gently caress is named "craig"
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Oct 1, 2023 20:25
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No matter where you are in the world, you introduce yourself as [Fistname] [Lastname] from [City], [State]. Because the idea that anyone in the world might not know where Gulfport, Louisiana never crosses your mind.
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Oct 1, 2023 20:29
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Commander Jebus posted:No matter where you are in the world, you introduce yourself as [Fistname] [Lastname] from [City], [State]. Because the idea that anyone in the world might not know where Gulfport, Louisiana is never crosses your mind. I just tell people I'm from Philadelphia. They know where that is
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Oct 1, 2023 20:30
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your a american if you call the cops just so you can have sex with them.
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Oct 1, 2023 20:38
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flubber nuts posted:your a american if you call the cops just so you can have sex with them. and the cops come to your house and just unload all over you instantly
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Oct 1, 2023 20:43
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I got a question about AI drivers. How does it work as an insurance point of view?
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Oct 1, 2023 20:47
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I got a question about AI drivers. How does it work as an insurance point of view? the AI disengages 100 milliseconds before a crash so it can't be blamed
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Oct 1, 2023 20:50
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Bad Purchase posted:the AI disengages 100 milliseconds before a crash so it can't be blamed that makes sense
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If an AI driven car runs over a pedestrian, it's assumed that it was the pedestrian's fault and tech bros get to take all of their and their family's earthly possessions.
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Outpost22 posted:If an AI driven car runs over a pedestrian, it's assumed that it was the pedestrian's fault and tech bros get to take all of their and their family's earthly possessions. The American Way!
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Oct 1, 2023 20:54
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You assume everyone on your dead gay forum is also American, excepting the odd limey.
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Oct 1, 2023 21:56
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BigBadSteve posted:You assume everyone on your dead gay forum is also American, excepting the odd limey. If you ain't american get off my site. I gotta gun
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Oct 1, 2023 21:59
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youre are americen if you know to rightfully NEVER stop at ANY "stop" sign because that would be a viloation of your'e god given HIPA rites.
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Oct 1, 2023 22:06
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flubber nuts posted:youre are americen if you know to rightfully NEVER stop at ANY "stop" sign because that would be a viloation of your'e god given HIPA rites. only the stop sign with a white border are legal
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Oct 1, 2023 22:09
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Stop sign with admiralty fringe
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maybealabia posted:Stop sign with admiralty fringe What? Like little chevrons on his shoulder
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You drink gallons of Drip coffee and refuse to eat outside, even when your climate is amazing for it
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Dr. Fraiser Chain posted:You drink gallons of Drip coffee and refuse to eat outside, even when your climate is amazing for it I don't know what you mean, but, you are sure passionate about it
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