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you live in a county where you can't buy booze because of some religious fucks that say you can't have a drink ,but they look the other way when one of their fellow GOOD CHRISTIAN AMERICANS fucks children and they just be all like "only god is perfect, so uhhhh have mercy on this child fucker cause he's not god, and also he helped me change a flat tire one time and is also the local highschool football coach, so he's actually a really good man who just made a mistake by downloading thousands of images of children being abused and sodomized a bunch of the kids at his school and others from the community because we've got a REALLY REALLY REALLY good chance at going to state this year".
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If wanted to do some truly heinous poo poo I would just become a religious figure and if I got caught blame libtards or antifa or something and get away with it, that's how bad it's become. Also, notice how it doesn't work the other way if a liberal gets in trouble, they actually face consequences. 
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Ambassadorofsodomy posted:you live in a county where you can't buy booze because of some religious fucks that say you can't have a drink ,but they look the other way when one of their fellow GOOD CHRISTIAN AMERICANS fucks children and they just be all like "only god is perfect, so uhhhh have mercy on this child fucker cause he's not god, and also he helped me change a flat tire one time and is also the local highschool football coach, so he's actually a really good man who just made a mistake by downloading thousands of images of children being abused and sodomized a bunch of the kids at his school and others from the community because we've got a REALLY REALLY REALLY good chance at going to state this year". You talking about Politics or the NCAA? There isn't a big difference, but it is discernable
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Oct 2, 2023 00:30
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Your family throws two graduation parties for their kids: one when they finish high school, and the other when they get type 2 diabetes.
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yall all know when your american whem your best friend beefweiser throws a hot dog dirt bike race party at the super bowl and the fireworks show accidentally kills multiple people. you throw the dead people onto your'e lifted truck bed barbecue pit and then eat their cooked flesh with ketchup. thats how you know. a diesmbodied eagle screech will echo through the sky and be heard ten towns over. when the eagle screech fades out and can no longer be heard recite the pledge of allegiance backwards and every car in the parking lot will spontaneously roll coal. the ritual is now complete and ronald reagan will rise from hell granting you one sports related wish.
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You believe an automatic strongman can save the empire, like Rome
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Oct 2, 2023 02:29
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Dr. Fraiser Chain posted:You believe an automatic strongman can save the empire, like Rome when did Rome think an automatic strongman could save them?
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Dr. Fraiser Chain posted:You believe an automatic strongman can save the empire, like Rome Is that like a mechanical Turk?
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Oct 2, 2023 02:31
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:when did Rome think an automatic strongman could save them? Mussilini?
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Oct 2, 2023 03:23
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Eats Burger King in Paris
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Edit: nevermind. I remembered i could just copy the url and paste it into the browser and the sound icon showed up there. Bored fucked around with this message at 03:39 on Oct 2, 2023 |
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Oct 2, 2023 03:33
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You hear about a workplace shooting in your town and ask how many were killed. Upon hearing "Just 2 dead" you laugh and say "That's not a mass shooting, or even news. Get back to me when the kill count is above 5 "
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Oct 2, 2023 03:47
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If you shoot at giant fuel tanks inside Area 51 with a sniper rifle you just might be from America.
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Outpost22 posted:Mussilini? he just said he made the trains run on time. It didn't actually happen
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Oct 2, 2023 03:57
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redshirt posted:Eats Burger King in Paris Do you know what they call the Whopper in Paris?
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Do you know what they call the Whopper in Paris? Royale without cheese?
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Oct 2, 2023 04:07
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I like burgers
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maybealabia posted:Royale without cheese? no, they just call it a whopper
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maybealabia posted:Royale without cheese? Royal Cheese Source: A frenchmen posted his mcdonald's meal today on one of the discord server's I frequent.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:no, they just call it a whopper Probably pronounce it wop-AIR
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 You think this is a small serving for the average person
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Archer666 posted:
I do. yes. How can one persons hunger be satisfied by just that?
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Oct 2, 2023 04:51
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I'm triggered by how not full those drinks are
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maybealabia posted:I'm triggered by how not full those drinks are Is that Blue Coke??
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redshirt posted:Is that Blue Coke?? Oh god it's the loving dress all over again (No it's normal coke)
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maybealabia posted:Oh god it's the loving dress all over again Gold coke?
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you’re a nice and interesting person worthy of love
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Oct 2, 2023 11:18
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Archer666 posted:
I could see myself eating this then not eating for like 2 days while slowly digesting it like a snake. Also I drink DIET coke so it's fine!
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git apologist posted:you’re a nice and interesting person worthy of love Well I thought I was an American but now I’m not so sure
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Oct 2, 2023 11:44
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You don't realize that the sound an eagle makes is actually kinda sissy sounding. How could something as majestic as the america bird sound so wimpy?
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You can't vote on Election Day because you're working a double shift to pay for the ambulance ride you needed when you passed out at work 3 months ago. Don't worry, it wasn't anything serious.
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Oct 2, 2023 17:50
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Ambassadorofsodomy posted:You don't realize that the sound an eagle makes is actually kinda sissy sounding. How could something as majestic as the america bird sound so wimpy? It takes a lot of energy to be such a huge bird so bald eagles are lazy and mostly eat carrion or steal kills from other predators. Really, it's perfect
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Oct 2, 2023 19:00
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only americans sleep on a mattress filled with PepsiCo (via Frito-Lay) brand cheddar jalapeno flavored crunchy Cheetos
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There have been a few mentions of our non-existent healthcare but not one mention the op made a thread a week ago asking internet strangers for a kidney? Also: blight rhino posted:you live in a constant malaise of sadness and discomfort, and you're depressed because we're supposed to be the good guys. medicated to the gills to deal with your day to day life, wondering what is that small thing that will tick through to make you pull the trigger. or just waiting for that reason to toss that noose over your attics beam, and take that final jump down the access. but realize that will just add you to a statistic that no one even really cares about. and add a burden upon your few family members that you still talk to, they'll have to deal with your corpse. so there is really no way out. yeah
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Oct 2, 2023 19:45
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You take "All you can eat" as a challenge
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Oct 2, 2023 20:49
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You'll lay on the horn in gridlock and yell out the window "Hey what's going on up there?"
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You treat the chocolate fountain at the buffet as a mandatory addition to anything possible. Fried chicken? You better believe it.
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Oct 3, 2023 01:40
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The person in the check out line knows the worst thing that's ever happened to you. You haven't known each other more than 10 minutes.
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You think dogs are more worthy of respect than people. Most of the people around you agree.
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