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It's Sunday Night Football! Tonight the Kansas City Chiefs fly into New York to perpetrate a war crime against the Jets. I'm at a loss for what to say about this one. Zach Wilson is easily the worst starting QB in the league and probably worse than most backups. It's gonna be some serious poo poo. See! The Chiefs brutally annihilate a depleted and dogshit team! Hear a lot of stuff about Travis Kelce's dating life. You'll never guess who he's going out with! See! Andy Reid drunk on KC Masterpiece by the third drive!  See! The Jets! If you dare!  Will the Jets score a point? Will they get a first down? Will Robert Salad commit sudoku on the field at halftime, or will he wait until midway through the 3rd quarter? Will Cris and Mike spend at least 35% of their time talking about Taylor Swift? All these questions and more will be asked, on Sunday! Night! Football!
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I'm thinking of ordering in pizza for this one.
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Oct 2, 2023 00:32
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 Holy poo poo let's go Chiefs! About to win my seven game parlay!
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Oct 2, 2023 00:33
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I'm thinking of ordering in pizza for this one. Surely you're going to order every sandwich?
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Oct 2, 2023 00:34
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all the TayTay chat reminded me of an old photoshop thread based on  , which included this moment of Detroit Lions history https://i.imgur.com/z3g8am1.gif
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Oct 2, 2023 00:36
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Hizawk posted:
i won a 4-way college parlay yesterday 
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Oct 2, 2023 00:37
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My evening wings arrived but I'm honestly not that hungry. I'll keep them in the oven and I'll probably work on them before halftime.
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Oct 2, 2023 00:39
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Must this game really be played?
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Oct 2, 2023 00:39
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I'll give it a quarter but I'm not gonna sit through the end of this poo poo
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Oct 2, 2023 00:40
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I sat through the Panthers game, at least the Jets have the potential for hilarity
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Oct 2, 2023 00:42
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Ew Ryan Reynolds
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Oct 2, 2023 00:43
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...And there is Taylor Swift
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Oct 2, 2023 00:43
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Boys... we got Tay
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Oct 2, 2023 00:43
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I'm already tired of Kelce and Taylor Swift, hopefully there's a massive power outage and the game is postponed
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Oct 2, 2023 00:43
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Shinji2015 posted:I sat through the Panthers game, at least the Jets have the potential for hilarity the last regular season nbc game the jets were in? buttfumble
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Oct 2, 2023 00:44
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Also the pregame show showed Ryan Reynolds standing next to Taylor Swift and they only talked about Swift lolVertical Lime posted:the last regular season nbc game the jets were in? Exactly
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Oct 2, 2023 00:44
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The bizzaro world scenario is Jets beat the poo poo out of the Chiefs & Taylor Swift breaks up with Travis Kelce before the end of the 4th quarter.
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Oct 2, 2023 00:44
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Vertical Lime posted:the last regular season nbc game the jets were in?  ill tolerate at least some Taylor / Travis talk for that potential
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Oct 2, 2023 00:45
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Vertical Lime posted:the last regular season nbc game the jets were in? Even though I'm a Jets fan that was still an all time elite gdt
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Oct 2, 2023 00:46
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Android Apocalypse posted:The bizzaro world scenario is Jets beat the poo poo out of the Chiefs & Taylor Swift breaks up with Travis Kelce before the end of the 4th quarter. And hooks up with who on the Jets?
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Oct 2, 2023 00:49
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:And hooks up with who on the Jets? Comedy option: Aaron Rodgers
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Oct 2, 2023 00:50
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how convenient
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Oct 2, 2023 00:52
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Mahones never takes the field, they let the defense just play all night and throw the ball around
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Oct 2, 2023 00:52
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They are literally in every other commercial.
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Oct 2, 2023 00:52
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sirtommygunn posted:I'll give it a quarter but I'm not gonna sit through the end of this poo poo I think there is some chance that this game stays competitive in some fashion embarrassingly late for the Chiefs. They haven't really lit anyone up this year other than the Bears...who I think we'd agree have some issues. But it's going to take some major loving up to get the Jets to score points is the problem.
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Oct 2, 2023 00:53
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Derek Jeter doesn't have enough money that he needs to put his loving family in a car commercial? Really?
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Oct 2, 2023 00:53
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Every outcome is funny even though there's basically only one of them
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Oct 2, 2023 00:53
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drat the spread is only KC -7.5, that seems low edit: I hate this commercial, I hate social media, why is my life so awful
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Oct 2, 2023 00:54
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haljordan posted:drat the spread is only KC -7.5, that seems low Every WR on the Chiefs actively hates Mahomes and wishes him ill
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Oct 2, 2023 00:58
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Why do I have to watch noted clean player Rodney Harrison and father of the year Tony Dungy talk about my team?
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Oct 2, 2023 00:59
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haljordan posted:drat the spread is only KC -7.5, that seems low Seriously that spread. It's like Snow On The Beach, weird but loving beautiful
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Oct 2, 2023 01:01
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Do you think Travis is worried that Taylor will leave him when she catches the gaze of Zach Wilson? That's the only story line I could possibly be interested in tonight.
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Oct 2, 2023 01:01
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The Dave posted:Do you think Travis is worried that Taylor will leave him when she catches the gaze of Zach Wilson? That's the only story line I could possibly be interested in tonight. I don't see that happening during the regular season. Maybe during the off season but man that'd be a Cruel Summer for Kelce
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Oct 2, 2023 01:02
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The Dave posted:Do you think Travis is worried that Taylor will leave him when she catches the gaze of Zach Wilson? That's the only story line I could possibly be interested in tonight. Maybe she will find another fake boyfriend!?
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Oct 2, 2023 01:02
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 my football lizard predicts 20-10 KC
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Oct 2, 2023 01:07
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mcmagic posted:Maybe she will find another fake boyfriend!? this kelce thing is all just a smokescreen for the american fans, she's been with Fernando Alonso for months
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Oct 2, 2023 01:10
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Shes an eagles fan getting revenge for the last Super Bowl by attempting to ruin Travis Kelce’s life
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Oct 2, 2023 01:11
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Alaois posted:this kelce thing is all just a smokescreen for the american fans, she's been with Fernando Alonso for months who?
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Oct 2, 2023 01:12
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mcmagic posted:who? world renowned go kart driver
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Oct 2, 2023 01:13
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weird that they picked this random jets game for prime time, but oh well. footbaw
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