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Reoxygenation posted:hello fellow ghosts how do you type your posts i throw objects at the ke e board and someimes make typos I make weewoo noises and haunted an 9600 baud
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Reoxygenation posted:hello fellow ghosts how do you type your posts i throw objects at the ke e board and someimes make typos I'm haunting something that has arm analogues so I can get by but man do I wish I still had fingers, and other things
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Numerical Anxiety posted:Hi I am not a ghost, but I am very interested in the ghost culture. Since I was a child I have educated myself reading ghost stories, watching ghost movies and familiarizing myself with the finer points of ghosting. The ghost way of being is much more subtle and refined than the crass ways of the living, and I long for the day when I can scrape up enough money to move out and live in a haunted house. Hey! This thread is NOT for booaboos! Reoxygenation posted:hello fellow ghosts how do you type your posts i throw objects at the ke e board and someimes make typos I usually just haunt the keyboard directly! It’s the most convenient way to type. Only problem is that sometimes the current resident of your haunting ground comes back and starts typing on it while you’re haunting it and your spectral consciousness interprets the physical vibrations and electrical signals coursing through you as a combination of indescribable pain and indescribable pleasure far beyond anything a mortal body could experience that drives you ever closer to the brink of losing your mind to the endless torment of being a sentient being disconnected from the only form it ever knew. It still beats trying to throw stuff at the keyboard to type though. My aim sucks. XD oh dear god no someone’s coming help
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Can I post here if I’m being ghosted?
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Oct 4, 2023 09:53
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Oct 4, 2023 09:56
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Just look at my avatar. That's me.
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Geemer posted:Just look at my avatar. That's me. Thanks for your service, Superman!
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Tarquinn posted:Thanks for your service, Superman! o7 👻7 乁[ ◕ ᴥ ◕ ]ㄏ
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I feel like im obligated to post here due to my username
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Oct 4, 2023 11:57
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how do I know if I'm a ghost?
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Oct 4, 2023 12:10
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Jato posted:how do I know if I'm a ghost? 1) how many walls have you walked through today? 2) how many times have you said boo to scary people 3) did you die and stay in the earthly realm to haunt people and be spooky?
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Oct 4, 2023 12:41
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Jato posted:how do I know if I'm a ghost? There's actually a ward that prevents non ghosts from posting itt. Those who claim not to be one are just in denial 乁[ ◕ ᴥ ◕ ]ㄏ
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Geemer posted:There's actually a ward that prevents non ghosts from posting itt. Those who claim not to be one are just in denial It's the old model that checks for sentience and a lack of a pulse. I'm a skeleton and it let me right in.
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Tarquinn posted:Can I post here if I’m being ghosted? it depends. can y o u defne the symptom s
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StealthArcher posted:It's the old model that checks for sentience and a lack of a pulse. I'm a skeleton and it let me right in. Oh that make sense. I was wondering why that talking potato could post here. I just assumed it was a haunted potato. but nah just a sentient one that wishes it was a ghost I guess.  Can't say I blame it. being a ghost is super rad.
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Reoxygenation posted:it depends. can y o u defne the symptom s I think you broke it.
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Tarquinn posted:I think you broke it. no i just have bad aim ,
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True story: I once dreamed that I was a spooky ghost like a sheet and my job was to be scary but it wasn't working and I forced out a booOooOooooo But irl I actually made this howling BooOooOooooo from a dead sleep and scared the poo poo out of my ex We're still friends and laugh about it every spooky season ----------------
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I died from smallpox and cholera in 1767. ‘Sup, homies?
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maybealabia posted:True story: I had one ex who I would apparently wake up in the middle of the night, look over at her, scream, and then go right back to sleep. It’s only ever been the one ex to report that so I think it was her
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You Are A Elf posted:I died from smallpox and cholera in
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I think I'm a ghost. Nobody ever acknowledges my presence except for this one kid and also every cat.
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2023 and ghosts are freely posting on this forum in the open...what happened to our great site I remember the good old days of the 2000's where goons would raid phantom websites on the reg and entire threads would be devoted to baiting goons into admitting they were spooky spirits (afterwhich they would be immediately busted for polter-posting) nowadays it seems like I'm the only person on this forum who cares about bustin' ghosts - how far we have fallen
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any of you specters try to get me probated for anti-ghost rhetoric I'll find your house and put a circle of salt around your internet modem
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:I think I'm a ghost. Nobody ever acknowledges my presence except for this one kid and also every cat. Are you sure you're not a ball of twine?
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ChickenHeart posted:any of you specters try to get me probated for anti-ghost rhetoric I'll find your house and put a circle of salt around your internet modem Just step into the light, please!
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Oct 7, 2023 04:53
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help guys this hippy chick burned a bunch of incense and stuff and put some rocks on the shelves and now I can't get back into my sweet bachelor haunt. What do I do?
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Oct 8, 2023 03:35
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haunt her till she d ies
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Oct 8, 2023 15:21
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Why didn't I think of that im not a smart ghost no brain matter you know! 
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Hello.
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I might, but I'm honestly worried about corporeal bigotry.
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Vertical stats GBS verified 6/30/2023 185.4cm
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Turns out that I am, in fact, a ghost now #sasuccessstory
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im not a ghost yet, but i hope ill be someday
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World Famous W posted:im not a ghost yet, but i hope ill be someday An aspiring expiring.
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Grey Cat posted:An aspiring expiring. Why decompose, when you can pre-compose better reincarnations from beyond~!
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[Tell] Me your best tips for getting solid objects to move I nudged a refrigerator magnet the other day but now I've got a mental block or something and it's not happening.
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Fat Albert in a can posted:[Tell] Me your best tips for getting solid objects to move A lot of ghosts take the easy way out and possess a cat to knock things down. Dog tails are also in vogue. 乁[ ◕ ᴥ ◕ ]ㄏ
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Haunted dog tails are the worst.
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Possessing animals seems way over my head. Maybe I should go into a different house and practice nudging their magnets? Everyone, go post in this thread so we can put a blurry face with your username! - [56k no] The spooky selfie thread: show us your least transparent manifestations! E: this is me, please be kind or I will get your IP and haunt your modem. 
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