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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

I am happy my good, beefy friend Kyle Schwarber is somewhere he's loved and appreciated for what he brings to the clubhouse. Especially the huge massive dongs he blasts.

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

R.D. Mangles posted:

pete alonso soriano

I look forward to him jacking dongs to lead off games.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Bregor posted:

who the gently caress is scraeming "STOP CUBSPOSTING" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never stop cubsposting

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Welcome Brewers fans!

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


This is the most Mets reason for resigning ever.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Real judge of Vottos value with a bat: how many infield popups has he hit in that span?

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

R.D. Mangles posted:

when he gets fired he goes on marquee network and never shuts up, YOU FIEND!!!!!!!!

Someone should hire him to manage imo.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Poque posted:

for the amount of raging about David Ross here, the monkey's paw is just quivering in quiet anticipation.

Side grade at manager, huge improvement for the broadcast.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Poque posted:

Ben Zobrist fuckin' rules

Yeah he does.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I just wanted to thank baseball for being the source of so many cherished memories with my father. Take your kids to games, play home run derby in the back yard, or even just talk baseball with them. They'll have a lifetime of treasured memories to draw from, even after you're gone.

gently caress ALS.

gently caress I'm sorry.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Happy anniversary to the best game ever played in November.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


Well yeah it was a snake that got humans kicked out of paradise.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

zoux posted:

It is funny how much bad blood there is between the Rangers and the Astros after just 10 years in the same division. No Texas teams really have any rivalaries, Oilers/Texans and Cowboys were never in conflict, and it doesn't seem like the Spurs, Mavs, and Rockets ever get hot, not like say Hawks/Knicks. SF and LAD also have that kind of beef - and in fact went west together to keep it - so the only conclusion is that same state teams should always be in the same division in every sport.

Cowboys are a unique case because gently caress them.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Jorge Soler is a free agent. Is he still cool? Would be be cool on the Cubs?

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Bregor posted:

Someone hire Joe Girardi, please and thank you

Yeah this please someone hire him.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Intruder posted:

The wildest win of that season was beating the Steelers despite getting outgained 422-47 on offense

Anyway

https://twitter.com/MLBONFOX/status/1720585803620106611

open that pocketbook crane! :v:

Clearly it's a mutual agreement so Cody gets paid more to be a Cub.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Maybe he'll put on 20lbs and become a beefy lad.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Bregor posted:

Mansby and Nico won Gold Gloves :smuggo:

Ian Happ too.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Three. Three Rangers Gold Gloves. Ah ah ah!

More importantly, three cubs.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

What the gently caress?

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


I love this kind of stuff.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

R.D. Mangles posted:

I would be very surprised if Ohtani leaves the west coast.

Would he accept the Western side of a large body of water?

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Popete posted:

Benetti and JD would own. If JD ever leaves the Cubs broadcast booth is going to be dire.

Sutcliffe and Giradi every game and also giving a play by play every time you go on a date.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

He's going to play for the Cubs and become my very best friend.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Popete posted:

That's weird cause actually he's going to be MY best friend. I mean I guess you can hangout with him too.

Can he be all of our best friends?

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

bawfuls posted:

Cub Ohtani is infinitely preferable

Could have just stopped here.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


:nice:

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

I'm happy Wisdom's coming back so I can continue to post about his wise dongs.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Mike_V posted:

They had illusory records on account of playing the NL Central for 100 games every year. That buffer is gone now and the penny pinching from ownership is gonna put the conventional wisdom of fans showing up regardless of quality on the field to the test

I think we already learned that this year. Stadium was sparse most of the time.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Ohtani is gonna be a boring old Dodger isn't he :smith:

The hell he will. Gonna be a Cub and be awesome.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

I foresee the cardinals rotation being an oppressing lineup capable of winning the division.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

R.D. Mangles posted:

Andre Dawson was my favorite player when I was a kid because when i went to wrigley i asked who is the most likely cub to hit a home run and therefore he deserves to get into the Hall of Fame.

Kerry Wood once pulled him out of the ivy.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

ScottyJSno posted:

Cubs have two Japanese players!

Suzuki and Ohtani!

Hell yeah.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Yeah I like soy sauce: Suzuki, Ohtani, and Yamamoto

:hmmyes:

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

I will gladly fly Ohtani to my house for a low key, no frills thanksgiving if he signs with the Cubs.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Sydin posted:

One year $9M apparently:https://twitter.com/kileymcd/status/1729186447134163331

Decent amount of scratch for a strict platoon guy but he put up over an .800 OPS vs RHP this season along with plus defense in RF which lets the Dodgers be flexible in moving Mookie around.

Good I'm glad he's getting some more money.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Popete posted:

If everyone signs immediately then what do you have to talk about all off season? HoF hats?

We could argue about how many dingers Ohtani will hit onto Waveland with half a seasons ABs.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

rickiep00h posted:

Or that other Josh, Josh Donaldson!

Thankfully he's Cody and not Josh.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:

Posey was 25. The first time he won it.

Him returning to catch 110+ games that year alone should have won him that award.

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Poque posted:

My sources disagree

He can be all of our best friends once he puts on the cubbie blue.

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