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I am happy my good, beefy friend Kyle Schwarber is somewhere he's loved and appreciated for what he brings to the clubhouse. Especially the huge massive dongs he blasts.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2023 22:52 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 20:41 |
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R.D. Mangles posted:pete alonso soriano I look forward to him jacking dongs to lead off games.
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2023 15:02 |
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Bregor posted:who the gently caress is scraeming "STOP CUBSPOSTING" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never stop cubsposting
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2023 19:20 |
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Welcome Brewers fans!
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2023 18:25 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:Oh well that’ll do it This is the most Mets reason for resigning ever.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2023 18:03 |
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Real judge of Vottos value with a bat: how many infield popups has he hit in that span?
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2023 18:39 |
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R.D. Mangles posted:when he gets fired he goes on marquee network and never shuts up, YOU FIEND!!!!!!!! Someone should hire him to manage imo.
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2023 18:54 |
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Poque posted:for the amount of raging about David Ross here, the monkey's paw is just quivering in quiet anticipation. Side grade at manager, huge improvement for the broadcast.
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2023 19:01 |
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Poque posted:Ben Zobrist fuckin' rules Yeah he does.
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2023 00:25 |
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Kevlar v2.0 posted:I just wanted to thank baseball for being the source of so many cherished memories with my father. Take your kids to games, play home run derby in the back yard, or even just talk baseball with them. They'll have a lifetime of treasured memories to draw from, even after you're gone. gently caress I'm sorry.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2023 00:15 |
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Happy anniversary to the best game ever played in November.
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2023 16:38 |
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mcmagic posted:https://twitter.com/startelegram/status/1720475337199432168 Well yeah it was a snake that got humans kicked out of paradise.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2023 18:49 |
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zoux posted:It is funny how much bad blood there is between the Rangers and the Astros after just 10 years in the same division. No Texas teams really have any rivalaries, Oilers/Texans and Cowboys were never in conflict, and it doesn't seem like the Spurs, Mavs, and Rockets ever get hot, not like say Hawks/Knicks. SF and LAD also have that kind of beef - and in fact went west together to keep it - so the only conclusion is that same state teams should always be in the same division in every sport. Cowboys are a unique case because gently caress them.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2023 22:11 |
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Jorge Soler is a free agent. Is he still cool? Would be be cool on the Cubs?
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2023 22:34 |
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Bregor posted:Someone hire Joe Girardi, please and thank you Yeah this please someone hire him.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2023 02:13 |
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Intruder posted:The wildest win of that season was beating the Steelers despite getting outgained 422-47 on offense Clearly it's a mutual agreement so Cody gets paid more to be a Cub.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2023 03:10 |
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Maybe he'll put on 20lbs and become a beefy lad.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2023 21:32 |
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Bregor posted:Mansby and Nico won Gold Gloves Ian Happ too.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2023 02:34 |
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:Three. Three Rangers Gold Gloves. Ah ah ah! More importantly, three cubs.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2023 05:24 |
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What the gently caress?
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2023 19:50 |
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I love this kind of stuff.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2023 21:53 |
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R.D. Mangles posted:I would be very surprised if Ohtani leaves the west coast. Would he accept the Western side of a large body of water?
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2023 20:51 |
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Popete posted:Benetti and JD would own. If JD ever leaves the Cubs broadcast booth is going to be dire. Sutcliffe and Giradi every game and also giving a play by play every time you go on a date.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2023 23:46 |
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He's going to play for the Cubs and become my very best friend.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2023 03:27 |
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Popete posted:That's weird cause actually he's going to be MY best friend. I mean I guess you can hangout with him too. Can he be all of our best friends?
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2023 05:25 |
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bawfuls posted:Cub Ohtani is infinitely preferable Could have just stopped here.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2023 21:03 |
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2023 23:49 |
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I'm happy Wisdom's coming back so I can continue to post about his wise dongs.
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2023 20:23 |
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Mike_V posted:They had illusory records on account of playing the NL Central for 100 games every year. That buffer is gone now and the penny pinching from ownership is gonna put the conventional wisdom of fans showing up regardless of quality on the field to the test I think we already learned that this year. Stadium was sparse most of the time.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2023 03:09 |
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Kevlar v2.0 posted:Ohtani is gonna be a boring old Dodger isn't he The hell he will. Gonna be a Cub and be awesome.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2023 19:42 |
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I foresee the cardinals rotation being an oppressing lineup capable of winning the division.
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2023 23:10 |
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R.D. Mangles posted:Andre Dawson was my favorite player when I was a kid because when i went to wrigley i asked who is the most likely cub to hit a home run and therefore he deserves to get into the Hall of Fame. Kerry Wood once pulled him out of the ivy.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2023 02:43 |
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ScottyJSno posted:Cubs have two Japanese players! Hell yeah.
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2023 03:10 |
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Kevlar v2.0 posted:Yeah I like soy sauce: Suzuki, Ohtani, and Yamamoto
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2023 03:31 |
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I will gladly fly Ohtani to my house for a low key, no frills thanksgiving if he signs with the Cubs.
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2023 06:52 |
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Sydin posted:One year $9M apparently:https://twitter.com/kileymcd/status/1729186447134163331 Good I'm glad he's getting some more money.
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2023 20:11 |
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Popete posted:If everyone signs immediately then what do you have to talk about all off season? HoF hats? We could argue about how many dingers Ohtani will hit onto Waveland with half a seasons ABs.
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2023 01:00 |
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rickiep00h posted:Or that other Josh, Josh Donaldson! Thankfully he's Cody and not Josh.
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2023 03:32 |
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Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:Posey was 25. The first time he won it. Him returning to catch 110+ games that year alone should have won him that award.
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2023 05:53 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 20:41 |
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Poque posted:My sources disagree He can be all of our best friends once he puts on the cubbie blue.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2023 22:46 |