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where the hell's the corkscrew?
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Oct 2, 2023 01:46
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must be the wind
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We need to split up It'll cover more ground
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Oct 2, 2023 01:46
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Boo! Gotcha! Haha! I am not taking this very seriously and just having a laugh, nothing is going to happen in this creepy mansion!
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Oct 2, 2023 01:56
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I'm the weird creepy but also sexy neighbor that's totally not a red herring.
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Oct 2, 2023 01:56
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Vertical stats GBS verified 6/30/2023 185.4cm
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God drat it Mr. Whiskers, you almost gave me a heart attack! How did you even get in there?
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Oct 2, 2023 01:59
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Oct 2, 2023 02:00
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There's not many people what go up to the old house these days... 'specially outsiders like yourselves
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Oct 2, 2023 02:01
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brad, is that you? c'mon, say something. this isn't funny anymore!
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Oct 2, 2023 02:02
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You guys stay here, I'll go look for Brad.
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Oct 2, 2023 02:03
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Omg there's a kitty in this spooky house where people were murdered by a evil scientist! Boy that was scary when he jumped out at me, wasn't it there mr boots. Yes it was *pets cat*
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Oct 2, 2023 02:04
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I'm gonna sit here and smoke my bong while everybody else is having sex.
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Oct 2, 2023 02:05
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Woah, bro! You should stick your dick in that suspicious hole in the wall, it'd be really funny, bro.
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Grey Cat posted:Woah, bro! You should stick your dick in that suspicious hole in the wall, it'd be really funny, bro. Brad, are you in there?
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Oct 2, 2023 02:07
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That looks like a hot lady inside that shower, i better go check it out!
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Oct 2, 2023 02:08
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uhh (steps in bear trap) WHAT aw cmon dood this is a total beginners trap how was i supposed to know the cannibals were living in the woods this is total bullshit (cannibals start approaching) no derek I wont be over for dinner
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Oct 2, 2023 02:09
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Everything in this bathroom seems to be in order. All that’s left for me to do now is to close this slightly askew medicine cabinet mirror door that should not reflect anything in particular.
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Oct 2, 2023 02:13
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Hrm that weird monster thing bit me, probably nothing.
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Oct 2, 2023 02:14
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twistedmentat posted:Hrm that weird monster thing bit me, probably nothing. Better hide it from everyone even as it festers, for no real reason.
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Oct 2, 2023 02:15
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no i wont be going into the haunted house
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Oct 2, 2023 02:17
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listen, i am a simple country gal, and i live by two rules: 1) i will not stop making out with my horndog boyfriend even if i hear a blood-curdling shriek. at most i will say "what was that?" and then continue making out after he says "nothing, babe" 2) i will not be alarmed by any skeletal and/or clammy hands that reach out to grab me, but instead assume they are, as per 1), my boyfriend trying to get fresh with me, at which point i will roll my eyes and not even look behind me. i live by this code and i will die by this code, should it come to that.
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*adjusting the rear view mirror of my car*
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MacheteZombie posted:*adjusting the rear view mirror of my car* there's this weird hook hanging off one of your door handles, did you hit a pirate or something?
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Oct 2, 2023 02:26
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i've heard your warnings crazy homeless man and i agree the lake is cursed (pulls out cellphone and calls the police on homeless man)
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Oct 2, 2023 02:28
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i'm the sheriff in these parts and will not take your concerns about your missing friend seriously, now just go back to the campsite and stop bothering me on patrol
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Oct 2, 2023 02:30
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ma'am, please calm down and try to stay on the line, help is on the way. from the severity of the incident you reported, we're sending our crisis response team: a police officer with poor peripheral vision who will look into the gloom and talk loudly into a walkie talkie about how he thinks this is some kind of prank. if that is not enough, we will send a backup officer who will hold a gun in one hand and a flashlight in the other and shakily point them in random directions while saying "is anybody there?" unfortunately budget cuts means we no longer have access to a disgraced police officer who will immediately load a revolver one bullet at a time while narrating about how this is all happening again, and that this time we've got to stop it for good.
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Oct 2, 2023 02:31
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I’m the ghost floating , just out of frame
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Oct 2, 2023 02:32
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Everybody in this isolated rural town is so rude. The guy at the gas station, the old waitress at the diner, that weird kid with overalls and no shirt outside the post office, every one of them said something like "Y'all don't belong 'round here" or "You best get back the way you came." I swear, as soon as we've got cell service again, I'm giving them all one-star reviews on Google Maps. ...I don't care that the kid doesn't work at the post office, they let him hang around and behave like that? That's one-star behavior.
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Oct 2, 2023 02:32
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Oct 2, 2023 02:32
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Oh dear...the life line on your right palm is cut short...
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Oct 2, 2023 02:32
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Hey look, I found a ouija board! We should hold a seance! I don’t really believe in any of this stuff though
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Oct 2, 2023 02:33
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You stay here, I'll go get help
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Oct 2, 2023 02:33
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Huh... the lines DEAD
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Oct 2, 2023 02:34
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*engine fails to turn over* Come on! What's wrong with this thing?!
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Oct 2, 2023 02:35
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I'm a property developer and I'm moving these gravestones to build my new neighborhood. This is gonna rule.
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Oct 2, 2023 02:35
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im going to have unmarried sex uwhahahaha im going to do drugs
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Oct 2, 2023 02:36
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I will chase you but I will only walk. If I'm ever out of your line of sight though, I'm jumping in the transporter and beaming around the next corner. I'm a very low effort villain.
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We got a great deal on this hotel, this weekend is going to be sweet!
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