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Anybody else know why the teacher is giving a lecture about nightmares, the power of myth, and ancient Sumerian burial rites? Isn't this typing class? Oh, well, time to rest my eyes for a minute.
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Oct 14, 2023 10:43
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What I don't get is why all the professors at this uni have the same cryptic tattoo on the back of their neck. Like is it the logo of a local band or something??? Umm... why is that sleeping kid bleeding, and screaming. ...er should we like get a nurse?
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Oct 14, 2023 10:51
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Pfft, you losers go to class? I'm at university to join a frat and party all the time, and I've got my heart set on Delta Iota Epsilon. I hear the hazing is rough but the rumored fatality rate is probably just a lie to scare off pussies.
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Oct 14, 2023 11:48
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dr_rat posted:Which yeah for the character made sense, but I mean he was already a slow slumbering brute of a killer, and when he was on all those opiates, like I'd say maybe a bit to slow. Like the lead, she would be stumbling over like sixteen, seventeen times in not all that great a distance. Baker's good but Tucker Anthony Mastrantonio will always be the one true Mason to me. Shame about the accident!
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Oct 14, 2023 12:13
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Baker's good but Tucker Anthony Mastrantonio will always be the one true Mason to me. Shame about the accident! Well yeah, the guys a horror movie legend for a reason. Physically just a huge guy, but he was always great at adding those subtle things in performance in there. I mean that scene with the eyeball in two where he's just gorged Tods eyes out, and that brief second where he's just holding the eyes, and you can tell he thinking like where should I put theses? But yeah after the accident, I mean what you gonna do. Backer was a great replacement. Obviously not one can really replace Tucker, but they went with the best option. It is sort of funny in a lot of shots you can really tell he's at least a foot shorter.
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Oct 14, 2023 14:15
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Hey, let's go skinny dipping in the high school pool at midnight and maybe fool around while there is a murder convict escaped from the nearby insane asylum. It'll be fun!
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Oct 14, 2023 14:29
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I did it. I possessed this dumbass teen and now, once we get back to town, I will be able to continue my demonic rampage. It took a lot of trickery and deception, red herrings, and even convincing them to turn on their own as they tried to figure out who was possessed and who wasn’t. I even made them think they had won, when I possessed the nerd girl and let them seem to successfully exorcise me. I got away with it. Nothing to do now but to sit in the back seat of this car as it speeds away into the sunset and, for some reason, give a creepy smile straight behind me while a loud musical sting plays
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Oct 14, 2023 16:06
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Oh hey, that whole crazy demonic possession thing exactly a year ago was crazy right? Betty you were related to the person who first found that ancient artifact right that seemed to be at the center of all that right? Ah huh, thought so. ...No I don't know what happen to that one person who was friends with all those people who died and than drove off to parts unknown, but I'm sure it is of no relevance to us what so ever, and we should probably just completely ignore them and never mention them again. I mean yes I did hear they had movie star looks, and just oozed charisma, I'm sure that's not why they probably wont return anytime soon. Yeah maybe they'll show up again in like twenty years, but until than we should probably just completely forget they exist. dr_rat fucked around with this message at 16:36 on Oct 14, 2023 |
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Oct 14, 2023 16:33
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I fought the law crazy guillotine killer, and the law crazy guillotine killer won. I only had like one joint. 
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Oct 14, 2023 16:47
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I sure am enjoying my holiday here in the English countryside. What is that giant stone altar in the middle of this quaint little village? Site of an ancient pagan temple? Ah, yes I remember reading about that in the travel brochure. And you say everyone in the town is a direct blood decedent of the people who lived here 3000 years ago? How interesting!
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Oct 14, 2023 16:51
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pranking that old lady with the warts sure was fun!
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Oct 14, 2023 18:18
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Good work officers, we just arrested the guy who murdered 10 people with his bare hands. Now let's be sure to cuff him with his hands in front. He won't be able to hurt anyone ever again, especially none of the people transporting him to prison.
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Oct 14, 2023 21:19
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Buttchocks posted:I sure am enjoying my holiday here in the English countryside. What is that giant stone altar in the middle of this quaint little village? Site of an ancient pagan temple? Ah, yes I remember reading about that in the travel brochure. And you say everyone in the town is a direct blood decedent of the people who lived here 3000 years ago? How interesting! Huh, so there's a big archeology dig coming here from a prestigious university? And the locals are all riled up about it? And they're being led by a landowner with roots here stretching back into remotest antiquity? And there's an attractive female journalist just showed up who's researching a story on the whole thing? Cool! I'll stick around and see how it all pans out, should be interesting!
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Oct 14, 2023 22:42
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No I say we let that little thing get away, I’m 100% sure it won’t grow into something 10x bigger and eat our faces later.
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Oct 15, 2023 09:14
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I really must thank you for taking us in and providing such a lavish feast, Count Ashblood, but... aren't you going to eat anything? You haven't touched your food!
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Hmmm, someone just left this priceless question mark in the wood. All four us are rich now! So if we just happened to take it none of you, my three closet friends, will be over come with greed and just start with the killing and what not right?
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Oct 16, 2023 22:00
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Its just a normal day in my geology class. This affable and quirky teacher is talking about all the bees dying, which does suck! They might be replaced with evil robot bees. Talking about all the bees dying... ....the bees dying.... *grabs my classmate's industrial stapler" "Once upon a time,
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Oct 16, 2023 23:30
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I'm lost alone in a strange wilderness with no food or water. This sure does seem bad for me. Huh, a strangely attractive woman just appeared out of nowhere and is silently waving me over. Hey lady, why wont' you say anything? Might as well follow her; what's the worst that could happen?
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Oct 17, 2023 00:13
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Im an attractive 25-year-old woman who just transferred from my small town school to this huge rich high school. None of the boys like me, except Bartholomeus and two drama weirdos. Barty asked me to the old quarry tonight and I’m going. gently caress my « friends » and that creepy old janitor too! ----------------
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Oct 17, 2023 01:35
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before we can move on, us ghosts have to deal with the unfinished business that kept us tethered to this plane. i died when only a small and creepy child, and so i never got to get my fill of waveringly singing nursery rhymes, cryptically whispering, and staring at people through frosted windows, so i can only presume it’s not doing those things that is stopping me from ascending into the light of the great beyond. i guess another option would be to help the plucky teens living in my old house solve the mystery of my mysterious murder, but i’m gonna try the singing and whispering thing for a while first. hope it doesn’t give anybody the wrong idea!
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Oct 17, 2023 02:07
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I have a fun idea: we should all spend the night in the old rocking chair and lace curtain factory! I heard a rumor that after the factory shut down suddenly 20 years ago, all the inventory was left behind. Just wall to wall rocking chairs and lace curtains.
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Oct 17, 2023 02:27
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So you killed Jan and Jill because there step mom, had an affair with your aunt, which caused her to get divorced from her husband, which made them not take care of there business which your dad worked causing money problems which caused him to get devoiced, so you never see him. um okay, so why you kill tom, son of the manager of the hotel they had the affair at. um okay David, why did you kill him, son of the manager of the bowling alley they went to once. okay sure what ever, um I think that's everyone, oh yeah Mary, Daughter of the used car sales man who sold the car that your aunt drove to the hotel in you say? Are you being serous right now? What the gently caress. Noo, none of these people ruined your life. the gently caress, your dads always been dead beat, like you know he still lives in town right? Fine what ever, okay one more question while your doing your exposition thing, why you kill them all with a fishing rod? The divorce lawyer was called Larrry Phisherman? Ah come on. LAME. It's not even pronounced fisherman. God drat it.
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I'm a vampire's thrall ie Straker in Salem's Lot. But everyone thinks that we're a gay couple and I'm just super reserved/closeted because nobody has live-in butlers anymore. There's a big comedy of errors subplot about getting me to come out of my shell as I awkwardly navigate brunches, a lesbian wedding, being elected deputy marshal of the small town pride parade etc
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Oct 17, 2023 02:51
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dr_rat posted:So you killed Jan and Jill because there step mom, had an affair with your aunt, which caused her to get divorced from her husband, which made them not take care of there business which your dad worked causing money problems which caused him to get devoiced, so you never see him. um okay, so why you kill tom, son of the manager of the hotel they had the affair at. um okay David, why did you kill him, son of the manager of the bowling alley they went to once. okay sure what ever, um I think that's everyone, oh yeah Mary, Daughter of the used car sales man who sold the car that your aunt drove to the hotel in you say? Are you being serous right now? What the gently caress. Noo, none of these people ruined your life. the gently caress, your dads always been dead beat, like you know he still lives in town right? Listen, pal, if you know of a cleaner and less convoluted metaphor for generational trauma, I'd like to hear it.
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*start of movie* Me: *tries to go exploring in a big creepy abandoned mansion house* Creepy voice inside house: "Ğ̸̡͔͚̠̪̺̙̲̏̒͆͗̉Ḙ̵̪́͗͆T̵̨̳͙̩̑̾͊́͒͑́͌̃͘ ̵̰͗̋͒̋̿͛̌͘̚͜͝Ô̴̧̧͚͓̜͚̣̺̹̙̦̟̣̾̀͂̎͌̄̄̚͠Ǘ̶͔Ť̷͇͇̪̳̇̔̀̊̓̈" Me: "Ok fine, I'm leaving, bye bye" *end of movie*
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*start of sequel* Random teens: "Let's go explore this big creepy abandoned mansion house!" House: N̵̰͂́O̶̱͑ͅ ̴͈̰̊R̴͍̩͗Ĕ̷̦̪Ä̴̙̜L̸̥̊͝L̴̻̃̽Ÿ̶̙́̓,̷̺̤͐͘ ̸̜͎̂F̸̗̍Ṷ̸͌̋Ċ̶̝̭̆K̸̟̖̋ ̸̲͐Ȯ̶͚͗F̸̹͗F̶̨̼̾ Teens: "Duhhh let's check out the basement" House: Ŏ̷̦̬̆K̴̨̲͘ ̸̧̖͋F̸̧͒̒Ĩ̵̱͠N̸̛̠͂Ë̸̞́,̸̬̟̌͆ ̷̡̰͂̕I̴̟̓̎T̴̡̈́͘ͅ'̷͈͉͋S̴͚̓ ̴͙̀M̷͈͓͋Ụ̵͒͝R̴͙̓D̵͕͋̀Ḙ̴̩͌R̷̯̍̊ ̸̝̈́͘T̶̯͛Ȋ̴̤͔̿M̸̻͠E̴͕̰͆̚ ̵͓̑̾N̴̟̩̈́O̸͎͔̒W̶͚͗̒ Teens: "OH GOD WHAT THE FU-  "... Me, miles and miles away, hearing about the murders on the news several days later: "Well that's something, I guess.  "*end of sequel* Deathslinger fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Oct 17, 2023 |
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Deathslinger posted:Me, miles and miles away, hearing about the murders on the news several days later: "Well that's something, I guess. Congrats! You get a minor role in the third movie as the guy warning the next batch of kids not to go in the spooky house!
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huh, funny. this horrifying doll i picked up from that thrift store always seems to look directly at you. my nephews are going to love her!
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The owner of the antique shop was going to charge me $500 for this mirror! Well, i just swapped the price tag with something else and got the mirror for $50! What a steal, I can't wait to hang this in my bedroom. Yep, in that corner that gets shrouded in darkness for 12 hours a day, that looks perfect.
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A Fancy Hat posted:The owner of the antique shop was going to charge me $500 for this mirror! Well, i just swapped the price tag with something else and got the mirror for $50! What a steal, I can't wait to hang this in my bedroom. Yep, in that corner that gets shrouded in darkness for 12 hours a day, that looks perfect. Hi there, I’m the handyman you hired to hang it for you. Oops, I dropped it! Strange, a shard of glass cut my hand but my blood just soaked right into it. Well it’s probably time for me to hit the road, sure hope I’m not followed by any creatures from the shadow dimension!
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waitaminute, since when do we have another room here? eh, i guess i was distracted.
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dr_rat posted:I know I really shouldn't use that strange microwave that we all agreed seem to be evil, but it's late at night and I'm really stoned and i really want to warm up this slice of cold pizza. hey, go for it! it's going to take me a couple of minutes to light up all these candles around the ouija board anyway
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dr_rat posted:I know I really shouldn't use that strange microwave that we all agreed seem to be evil, but it's late at night and I'm really stoned and i really want to warm up this slice of cold pizza. No don't! Pizza is terrible reheated in the microwave. Use this toaster oven instead. Yeah sorry forgot to mention it because we just bought it from the estate sale down the road yesterday. Some old rich lady who used to be married to a circus ringmaster I guess. Lots of bargains. Check out all these new steak knives I got!
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I've never been on a cruise before, how exciting! Looks like our destination is Mystery Time Shifting Fog of Drifting Ghost Shipwrecks, right after a stop on Zombie Pirate Nazi Monk Island to pick up some passengers at Port of Haunted Musicbox Doll Children. Have you tried this buffet?? Too bad the only utensils on the entire ship are rusty chef's knives. Time for some topless sunbathing! Owie, how did this chef's knife get in my sternum? Hurry, go ask Captain Batshit to call for help on the murmuring premonition radio.
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Hey guys, I just got back from making the state championship, I need two sexy ladies to come back with me to my private hot tub!
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Why do none of these loving keys work in this loving house? Why didn't I check them earlier in the day, when I found them? Before it got dark and some horrible eyeless lanky damp-skinned thing started lurching around looking for me?
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