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I finally knocked the villain unconscious! Time to drop all my weapons and run away aimlessly into the woods
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I’m also a huge tittied ghost for some reason
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Oct 2, 2023 02:40
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hey has anyone seen my dad's shotgun? it was on the wall just a second ago
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Oct 2, 2023 02:43
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its the 80's so im going to say a slur the movie is still pg-13
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Dude, I'm telling you, if we invite Becky and Brinley to sneak into the Old Abandoned Blood Factory with us tomorrow night, we're getting laid for sure. We'll climb the rusty scaffolding up to the roof, smoke a doob, hit the flask...by the time the Lunar Eclipse starts, they'll be in the mood.
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Oct 2, 2023 02:45
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this is just like the old legend... i'll tell you what i mean, just let me grab this book from the shelf right by me, which i guess is where i keep my books of old legends.
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Oct 2, 2023 02:47
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Ror posted:there's this weird hook hanging off one of your door handles, did you hit a pirate or something? *gets out of the car to check*
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Oct 2, 2023 02:51
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Tree Goat posted:this is just like the old legend... i'll tell you what i mean, just let me grab this book from the shelf right by me, which i guess is where i keep my books of old legends. Waitl...I've studied this legend. I'm majoring in Myth, Folklore and Old Legend Studies at State.
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Oct 2, 2023 02:51
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(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM8nABB4UE0 playing in the background) lol his name is michael myers??? oh no austin powers is going to kill me lol get a grip dude (hangs up on dr. loomis)
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Oct 2, 2023 02:54
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oh sweet, give me that creepy box! I love puzzles
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Oct 2, 2023 02:55
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what was that noise? let's check it out
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Oct 2, 2023 02:55
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these locals we met on holiday are so nice, let's definitely go to that party they invited us to!
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Oct 2, 2023 02:58
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Oh no, my one black friend is dead and now the actor playing him won't be paid any more for the rest of production!
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Oct 2, 2023 02:58
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Speaking as the policeman you called in a panic, it gives me great pleasure to inform you that i have completed a cursory search of several rooms in this house. there is nothing amiss. Ah yes, now i'll just close the front door and walk to my car and AAUUGGGHH
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Oct 2, 2023 03:14
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JethroMcB posted:Waitl...I've studied this legend. I'm majoring in Myth, Folklore and Old Legend Studies at State. that's great! i tried researching all of this myself but i ended up falling asleep in front of this microfiche machine looking at dozens of typographically similar but temporally distinct articles about town murders
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Oct 2, 2023 03:15
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Just gonna settle into some nice light reading translating this book I got in a yard sale.
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Oct 2, 2023 03:38
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Holy poo poo, there's a dead body hidden in the closet of this old cabin! ...I should really open this second closet door before I leave the room or tell my friends about what I found.
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Oct 2, 2023 03:42
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I'm going to start screaming for no apparent reason so you come check the room. Spoiler alert, it was just a coat that looked like a man in the dark.
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Stop at the gas station? Nah, I have enough left to get thru The Old Forest before that thunderstorm arrives, babe
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Oct 2, 2023 03:49
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I just found a place to hide! It's in this barn with an impressive collection of scythes
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Oct 2, 2023 03:57
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Something about this house, I don't know, It just pulls me in.
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Oct 2, 2023 04:08
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You're being a little wuss. Look there's nothing in the cellar, see? opens cellar
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HEY GANG! LET'S SPLIT UP!
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Oct 2, 2023 04:11
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what's in the bag? a shark, or something?
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Oct 2, 2023 04:15
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Look, I found this old map in my dad's stuff, it's got a big red X down by the old cemetery!
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Oct 2, 2023 04:57
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of course im still filming!
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Oct 2, 2023 04:58
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Ugh, every time I lay down to try and get to sleep the closet door swings slightly open, the drafts in this old country house are such bullshit
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Oct 2, 2023 05:01
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that's the second time a cat has unexpectedly hissed at me as i open a door in this less abandoned than i was hoping house, oh well third time's the charm
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Oct 2, 2023 05:08
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What was that? Sounded like a scream!
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Mrs. Carruthers? Oh, she's just this eccentric lady who lives by herself on her family's old farm outside of town. She had some kind of episode years ago, after her kid died in that accident, but mostly keeps to herself these days. She's harmless, and we should definitely get the gang together and check out the old swimmin' hole hidden away on her property.
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Oct 2, 2023 05:12
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I am not some big breasted bimbo that is going to forget to lock the door.
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Oct 2, 2023 05:13
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I'm going to go take a shower and leave the door slightly open in case someone wants to join me. Then I'm going to slowly put on my underwear in front of the window. Later tonight I'll go skinny dipping in the lake all alone for a while. I'll need another shower after that, so I'll stop by the gym locker room. That way I'll be fresh for the lingerie party with the girls.
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Grey Cat posted:You're being a little wuss. Look there's nothing in the cellar, see? *cellar is empty* See? I told you there was nothing in there, you dweeb. Now let me close this suspiciously framed open cellar door that happens to block the view of everything behind it and we’ll get going.
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Oct 2, 2023 05:21
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(LOUD rear end ORCHESTRA STING)
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The mansion up the hill? Yes I used to work there sir, I was a housemaid. I am glad to have found employment elsewhere now. Oh heavens no sir! Don't get the wrong impression, The Mistress treated me kindly. She was just all too queer. She had me cover every mirror in the household, and I she forbade me from ever entering the Master's Quarters. I never saw the master in all my time there, I am not even sure he exists.
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Oct 2, 2023 05:34
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The mansion up the hill? Nobody's lived up that-a-way for thirty years! Not since that housemaid went insane and killed herself... Why, thirty years this very night!
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Oct 2, 2023 05:36
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The mansion down the hill? Why sir that place burnt down 20 years ago after the owner spread too many rumors about the housemaids of other mansions.
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Oct 2, 2023 05:40
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Haha! You've fallen right into my trap!
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I think we're dealing with a demon. You know what that means, right? Yep: Catholicism is Real.
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