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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


This thread is for the occult and evil only. Only serious posts about the dark arts and bathing in blood.


Vertical stats GBS verified 6/30/2023 185.4cm

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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Occult is one of my favorite Koji Shiraishi movies and I really excited for season 4 of EVIL.





Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball!

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
I am here for love and what is love if not evil spell different? :drac:

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

Grey Cat posted:

This thread is for the occult and evil only. Only serious posts about the dark arts and bathing in blood.


goats are ftw

Numerical Anxiety
Sep 2, 2011

Hello.
Is that a humanely farmed, grass fed goat? If not, let me warn you, hell is getting more strict about that kind of thing lately.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
It's pronounced Catooloo not Cathoooluu

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

It's pronounced Catooloo not Cathoooluu

Actually it's pronounced Kakarot.


Vertical stats GBS verified 6/30/2023 185.4cm

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Grey Cat posted:

Actually it's pronounced Kakarot.

enough out of you Vegita

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bobthenameless
Jun 20, 2005

you know that it takes two
Luckily he wants to do you too
Satan
Lucifer
Osculum obscenum
Hey baby, Kiss the goat
Ahhhhhhh

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI6MrsaCej8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIA-vwS890s

Vavrek
Mar 2, 2013

I like your style hombre, but this is no laughing matter. Assault on a police officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm. FIVE counts of attempted murder. That comes to... 29 dollars and 40 cents. Cash, cheque, or credit card?

Grey Cat posted:

This thread is for the occult and evil only. Only serious posts about the dark arts and bathing in blood.


I want to make sure everyone here knows about Twin Temple.

Here is their tribute to the Scarlet Woman, Babalon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EWe_nHhlRA

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


MUHAHAHAHSA!



What? No, I just came here for the evil laugh.


Have a great day.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
Hell yeah

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Y’all wanna start a coven hmu

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


teen witch posted:

Y’all wanna start a coven hmu

I'm in, I'll bring the snacks.
The secret ingredient is love--and blood.


Vertical stats GBS verified 6/30/2023 185.4cm

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum
All hail the dark lord goat Satan

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

teen witch posted:

Y’all wanna start a coven hmu

Sure. We just can't meet on Tuesdays, that's D&D night.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Every other Friday and yes we can imbibe and enjoy the lettuce, and YES we will order takeout

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

teen witch posted:

Y’all wanna start a coven hmu

To late Coven has already started:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pmdqk5dr8OE
And it was great. It broke up tho. :(

So yeah the world could use another coven!!!!

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012


Warm Mountain Dew for all

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

teen witch posted:

Y’all wanna start a coven hmu

I'm just here for the skyclad rituals.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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Retard Ox Bumps
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Dares Box Trump

teen witch posted:

Every other Friday and yes we can imbibe and enjoy the lettuce, and YES we will order takeout

takeout blood?! now i've seen it all! *eyes pop out, it's okay though i'm undead*






thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Does anyone else have a mysterious, wailing obelisk in their basement? Asking for a friend.

Warm to the touch, smells a little like burning plastic.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Mine feels cold and inert, I'll contact the estate agent.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
Lux Ferre in da house! :devil:

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

i want a cult, not like an evil one though

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

aniviron
Sep 11, 2014

Grey Cat posted:

This thread is for the occult and evil only. Only serious posts about the dark arts and bathing in blood.


This dude has a worse reputation than he deserves, it's just a bad photo of him. Totally normal under daylight conditions, see:

Numerical Anxiety
Sep 2, 2011

Hello.

bossy lady posted:

Does anyone else have a mysterious, wailing obelisk in their basement? Asking for a friend.

Warm to the touch, smells a little like burning plastic.

Have you tried Lenny's Half-Melted Dildo Emporium? They should have just the thing.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


aniviron posted:

This dude has a worse reputation than he deserves, it's just a bad photo of him. Totally normal under daylight conditions, see:



Great with the children too!


Vertical stats GBS verified 6/30/2023 185.4cm

L.U.I.G.I
Apr 19, 2023

i cant believe i was the useless piece of shit who managed to rig all the Library of Ruina LP thread polls and all i got was this account and shitty avatar.

pls say hi and heckle me
Can we do a ritual to summon Santa or any other demon? Like I have boring stuff to do and I wouldn't mind selling my soul to not have to deal with them.

bertolt rekt
Jul 30, 2007

boo

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Aww gently caress, I just spilled the virgin blood I was going to use for some runes. Anyone know a good substitute?


Vertical stats GBS verified 6/30/2023 185.4cm

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy






Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

The only magic I've ever almost practiced was good magic because I offered to make a friend a protection amulet invoking Zeus because she got cursed by witches.

I got it from a book on curse tablets though, so if anyone wants to use Greek and Roman deities to keep people from testifying against them in court or breaking all the bones of a sports player they hate, PM me.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Cthulu Carl posted:

The only magic I've ever almost practiced was good magic

:mods:


Vertical stats GBS verified 6/30/2023 185.4cm

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Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Just weird lil guys.

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