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bobthenameless
Jun 20, 2005

magick mike when

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aniviron
Sep 11, 2014


I would hang out with all three of these dudes.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Radio Paranoia posted:

Just weird lil guys.

Are they little? There's no scale include on those images.

Personally I get the feeling that peacock-goat's as tall, as a tall tree, and the snake-wolf-owl is as small as a small mountain!

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Snitches get named in defixiones and I'm ordering some lead tablets and digging out me Gager book now now :argh:

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Cthulu Carl posted:

Snitches get named in defixiones and I'm ordering some lead tablets and digging out me Gager book now now :argh:

I didn't make the rules, oh wait I did.

aniviron posted:

I would hang out with all three of these dudes.


Vertical stats GBS verified 6/30/2023 185.4cm

Cobra Commander
Jan 18, 2011



I got doggie doodoo on my cape and I tried to get it off but I think I smeared it and tracked some in the floor of the ritual space when I got back home.

Oops.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Cobra Commander posted:

I got doggie doodoo on my cape and I tried to get it off but I think I smeared it and tracked some in the floor of the ritual space when I got back home.

Oops.

Oh you've done it now.
He will not be happy.


Vertical stats GBS verified 6/30/2023 185.4cm

SPIRIT HALLOWEEN SALE
Nov 5, 2017

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
One time I wanted to find out how to do Satanic mass on local TV

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


How'd that turn out?


OMGVBFLOL posted:

if you have the money and the patience, you can Hello Kitty anything

Thank you deep dish peat moss!

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
My religion and politics

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
I’m no cursologist, but that looks like a curse to me.

Good for her. :unsmigghh:

Decedent
Dec 20, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Grey Cat posted:

This thread is for the occult and evil only. Only serious posts about the dark arts and bathing in blood.


Baphy got a bad wrap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd_fTIwAtoU

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DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Cthulu Carl posted:

The only magic I've ever almost practiced was good magic because I offered to make a friend a protection amulet invoking Zeus because she got cursed by witches.

I got it from a book on curse tablets though, so if anyone wants to use Greek and Roman deities to keep people from testifying against them in court or breaking all the bones of a sports player they hate, PM me.

Asking the Greek gods for literally anything sounds like a more surefire way to get cursed than literally anything else in this thread.

Those guys loved loving mortals way up.

As well as loving them in general.:pervert:

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!


I like to imagine this as a wholesome pic and not at all what it seems.

“Hey, Bill, what’cha up to? :luca:

“Not now, Horgath! Can’t you see I’m busy doing wizard stuff??”

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3DmMeJX-io

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Decedent
Dec 20, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Yeah they're pals. Tha's how I found her.

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Pragmatica
Apr 1, 2003
pictures from the satanic temple in salem, ma:







Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things



I want this Tshirt.


Vertical stats GBS verified 6/30/2023 185.4cm

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Grey Cat posted:

I want this Tshirt.

I'm drinking out of a mug with this on it RIGHT NOW

aniviron
Sep 11, 2014


I would like this wallpaper.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Excellent. Hail Pietan!

Decedent
Dec 20, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Hey look what I found.
Dude was just a common pimp but the guy he based Don Juan on was as real the deal as any Buddhist monk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6O4SNcPJIk

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Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
I see you like magic! :nyan::c::d::dbuddy::h::s::krakentoot:

well.... :sludgepal:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2PlAUzAFIU
and the best part is its all true!


Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away
Great God Cernunnos, return to Earth again!
Come at my call and show thyself to men.
Shepherd of Goats, upon the wild hill's way,
Lead thy lost flock from darkness into day,
Forgotten are the ways of sleep and night,
Men seek for them whose eyes have lost the light.
Open the door, the door which hath no key,
The door of dreams, whereby men come to thee.
Great God Cernunnos, Answer unto me!

Also, Detroit has the largest Satanic Temple in the US (at least as of 2015 when this was written, maybe still? :iiam:). Big ol' (9') horned guy statue and everything: https://abcnews.go.com/US/detroit-largest-satanist-temple-chapter-us/story?id=32714083

Thora fucked around with this message at 20:08 on Oct 9, 2023

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Droogie
Mar 21, 2007

But what I do
I do
because I like to do.




Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things



Well tom cruise is in a cult.
And I really like all the skulls.
9/10 dark altar.


Vertical stats GBS verified 6/30/2023 185.4cm

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007




the fact that it's all VHS releases just really brings this home for me

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ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
man you'd think there'd be more busty succubi pouring out of this summoning circle but so far its been nothing but pestilence demons and feculence devils for the last half-hour

please help i'm out of ideas and murderer's semen

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
:chome:Hail Duane!:mome:
:nyan::d::krakken::d::dbuddy::d::chord:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svQRNF4MAvo


Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


ChickenHeart posted:

man you'd think there'd be more busty succubi pouring out of this summoning circle but so far its been nothing but pestilence demons and feculence devils for the last half-hour

please help i'm out of ideas and murderer's semen

If we all just concentrate really hard.


Vertical stats GBS verified 6/30/2023 185.4cm

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things



Vertical stats GBS verified 6/30/2023 185.4cm

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Corn Glizzy posted:

the fact that it's all VHS releases just really brings this home for me

Betamax would be a bit too on the nose


OMGVBFLOL posted:

if you have the money and the patience, you can Hello Kitty anything

Thank you deep dish peat moss!

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

Corn Glizzy posted:

the fact that it's all VHS releases just really brings this home for me
We have such poo poo to show you



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn4-zXy6ljk


peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Most of the recipes in my scrolls ask for virgin blood but I have been experimenting with slut blood, both fresh and powdered, and it's actually been working pretty well. Great cost efficiency. Does anyone else know some decent substitutions?

aniviron
Sep 11, 2014

It's just like olive oil, only the fancy pants people will tell you that you need extra virgin. For the working class occultist, any old blood will do fine.*

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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

aniviron posted:

It's just like olive oil, only the fancy pants people will tell you that you need extra virgin. For the working class occultist, any old blood will do fine.*

Realtalk working class occultist is a solid username

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