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Lpzie posted:excuse me, what are we making? potions, duh
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i brought some spoiled mozzarella
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Zoya posted:i brought some spoiled mozzarella I'm dairy free, sorry. Can you spoil some Violife instead? Thanks. MILDRED. MILDRED. THAT POTION IS *NOT* KETO, STOP IT YOU DIZZY WITCH.
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Also I brought pumpkin spice centipedes, if anyone's feeling festive. #BasicWitchLife
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Randy Travesty posted:I'm dairy free, sorry. Can you spoil some Violife instead? Thanks. i don't think it counts as dairy once it spoils, ethel
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Everyone in this thread is weïrd.
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Brawnfire posted:Everyone in this thread is weïrd. I'm actually Wyrd ----------------
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cackle cackle cackle cackle cackle cackle
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Elephant Ambush posted:I ain'tn't dead Any other ailments?
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...my hat fell in the cauldron
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*dips finger into potion* this tastes like piss
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:...my hat fell in the cauldron maybe you should jump in to fish it out
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It’s ok we can get it out with the shovel, no need to jump in. Though it would add extra flavour!
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*tasting the brew* This isn't potion, this is chicken noodle soup. Yeah, I know. Constance has been feeling a little under the weather lately so I thought I would be a good witch and make her something that will make her feel better. Sometimes you impress me, Agatha.
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ARMBAR A COP posted:I’m sorry all I had was bayleaves Do you bay leaf in magic?
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Look, bay leaves are fine, but leave the cilantro out of it. I'm sick and tired of potions tasting like soap.
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first time here at the coven? great, welcome in. has somebody explained the potion options to you? great, so we go for a farm to table approach, every ingredient in the potion has a listing that shows the local supplier we worked with. what i usually recommend is typically one or two of our small potions per person, we serve those tapas style. and if you're feeling like you need more magickal essence we have a few of our "hearty" potions on the back of the grimoire, those are served family style and are usually enough to curse three people, or two people if they especially need cursing. are there any cantrips or hexes i can get started while you're looking things over?
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Tree Goat posted:first time here at the coven? great, welcome in. excuse me im sorry but do you have any, you know, cantrips or hexes that are vegan-friendly? we're trying to be more thoughtful about our witchery
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Lady Radia posted:excuse me im sorry but do you have any, you know, cantrips or hexes that are vegan-friendly? we're trying to be more thoughtful about our witchery so the little bat by each option denotes gluten free potions, the cobweb denotes vegetarian, and for any of those i can talk to hecate, the three-in-one goddess, and we can usually make subs to make any cobweb item fully vegan. the exception is the potion to sicken the livestock of your enemies, that one unfortunately has some curdled she-goat's milk in it that we can't really sub out, it comes from the supplier that way. also just so you know we automatically ask for an additional 20% on the blood price as a service chage, that's split between us and the cauldron staff, so no need to add on any more blood when we ask you to exact the horrible price for your fell deeds, but of course any additional blood you want to spill is appreciated.
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Tree Goat posted:so the little bat by each option denotes gluten free potions, the cobweb denotes vegetarian, and for any of those i can talk to hecate, the three-in-one goddess, and we can usually make subs to make any cobweb item fully vegan. the exception is the potion to sicken the livestock of your enemies, that one unfortunately has some curdled she-goat's milk in it that we can't really sub out, it comes from the supplier that way. wow, thank you so much, i appreciate that. i actually brought - you know, i was going to pay for my blood with these virgins i brought along, and i wasn't sure if that. was accepted here? i just, uh, it's.. i thought there would be a coupon or something, but that was my bad, i didn't look you all up on Help before or anything, and - I brought them fresh from YOSPOS. does that help? i can go get the blood extracted but the fees these days..
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I'm Sloppy Joe, the Man-Witch.
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Some aloe, a bit of cucumber, beeswax...we are brewing lotions, right?
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Guys we are going to get loving shafted by the health inspector we gotta clean this place up. I understand the change from potion brewing to soup kitchen has been difficult, but we have to reach these new health standards.
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[dips one of those pool testing strips into the mixture] hmmmm, looks like the pH level is a little off...
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Dumping in a whole bottle of balsamic vinegar. That should sort the pH level, right?
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"And now....for eye of Newt" *throws in Newt Gingrich's eyeball* 
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Wait til y'all hear what I did to this fuckin' sailor, so I YES I BROUGHT THE drat EYE OF WHATEVER HOLD YOUR drat HORSES ENID So anyway about this sailor
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docbeard posted:Wait til y'all hear what I did to this fuckin' sailor, so I Enid's an impatient old crone anyhow, who doesn't love a good Sailor Hexing Story
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*A handsome young man enters* Greetings! I be a handsome young man, with what I have always believed to be regal bearing, and ambitions to boot! Though I seem to have lost mine way. But… what are you? You look not like inhabitants ‘o this earth! Be you witches, then?! If so, mayhap you can tell me… shall I one day sit upon the Throne, as I doubtless deserve? Speak, if you can… old crones, thou! MrMojok fucked around with this message at 10:51 on Oct 12, 2023 |
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teen witch posted:Cauldrons? Christ, how passé Fine, use the oven. Don't come crying to us when some kid shoves you in and roasts you alive.
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Alan Smithee posted:so like Absolutely! You'll be hotter than you've ever been, and the effects will last for the rest of your life. Unless you're fire resistant. Can't help you then.
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