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Does anyone mind if I put "The Craft" on in the background? The original, I haven't seen the new one. Or at least the soundtrack?
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 23:46 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 01:35 |
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Don't mind me. I just brought my bluetooth speaker so we can listen to a playlist I made of some witchy tunes while we brew. *"Season of the Witch" by Donovan begins*
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 00:01 |
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Ahhh, that got a little angry and judgy, sorry about that. Let's all chant, come on, you know the words! Eko, eko, azarak! moves hands in a come on join in lets forget that little bit of ugliness ever happened, gonna gloss right over it
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 00:05 |
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Powerful Katrinka posted:Does anyone mind if I put "The Craft" on in the background? The original, I haven't seen the new one. Or at least the soundtrack? TV's out of juice. sorry.
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 00:07 |
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I may have a lightning elemental in my bag, hold on let me look.
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 00:08 |
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Well this has become quite the brew-haha. Or, as they say in Spanish, a bruja jaja. Which makes me laugh.
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 00:09 |
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Brawnfire posted:Well this has become quite the brew-haha. Wow, Ludmilla, that joke just gets funnier every time you say. Can't wait to hear you tell it again at book club, too Sorry, that was uncalled for. I'm just upset about the TV being out
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 06:00 |
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*incoherent cackling*
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 02:48 |
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I found these delightful little pods of a color I can't entirely place at Bed, Bath, and Beyond the Wall of Sleep. I know today's children are into eating pods of some sort so maybe we can tempt them into the cauldron with these. Candy houses don't seem to work as well these days for some reason.
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 09:22 |
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Buddy_Cthulhu posted:Candy houses don't seem to work as well these days for some reason. Are you making them out of gingerbread? No one likes gingerbread. Try like nice tasting stuff like cake and chocolate and what not.
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 12:50 |
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The clockwise cauldron stirrer is what Alton Brown calls a “unitasker”: I’ve never purchased one for my coven, and the ones I’ve received as gifts from the basalt altar in the woods always break after a few uses. Plus, I think you’ll create a superior product by manually stirring, especially since you can reach all the way to the bottom of the cauldron to see if anything is sticking that means you need to damp down the fire. And, hey, can’t help to burn a few calories before sampling those fatty and greasy potions, am I right?
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 14:28 |
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Ok, I've engineered a system to capture waste heat from the cauldron to produce steam that turns a metal rod between coils of wire that produces tiny portable lightning. I think we can manufacture these and sell them to other witches. I just need some starter capital.
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 14:38 |
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Manservants are unionized with full benefits now, I hire a couple during peak season for the mass production cauldrons. Works out pretty well when they consistently remember which way the stir goes.
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 15:08 |
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Fat Albert in a can posted:Manservants are unionized with full benefits now, I hire a couple during peak season for the mass production cauldrons. Works out pretty well when they consistently remember which way the stir goes. Personally I prefer Cauldron Imps. Sure, they're a little less reliable, but they're so cute, and the high-pitched cackling really adds to the ambience. Plus, if one falls in the cauldron, it just adds to the flavour!
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 15:19 |
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They do add a nice sulphuric tang when that happens.
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 15:24 |
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But then you're doing rituals to do rituals, and that's another path down which madness lies. It ends up with fractal rituals all the way down and whose got the time for that?
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 19:51 |
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*beep beep boop boop beep boop beep* ring Hey Bellatrix, your Uber Eats delivery is here, I'm right here at the front so I'll bring it to you in a sec. Bring the driver also? We're really not supposed to, can I ask wh... ooooooooh... No, that's ok, never mind, be there in a sec
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 22:20 |
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Powerful Katrinka posted:ALLSPICE IS ITS OWN SPICE, DAMMIT! Honest to Hecate, this is like the time you insisted we could just crumble up some clove cigarettes because you forgot to bring enough nutmeg And? It worked, didn’t it? Well, it didn’t explode, so could’ve been worse.
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 22:30 |
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drat, a real cast iron cauldron? AND a blasted heath? I usually have to make do with a teflon pot and a camping stove in the dog park.
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 15:04 |
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:Personally I prefer Cauldron Imps. Sure, they're a little less reliable, but they're so cute, and the high-pitched cackling really adds to the ambience. Plus, if one falls in the cauldron, it just adds to the flavour!
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 08:49 |
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Hey so I know this is usually witches only but this nice warlock I met really wants to come hang out next time we're brewing and you know...?
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 16:27 |
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There’s a Bewitched marathon on! How about we put away these giant wooden spoons and the incantation tome for a day and just veg out watching Bewitched?
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 21:54 |
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I know everyone's feeling the pinch at the register in the supplies hut, however unlike the still-unsettled allspice debate, this: is not an acceptable substitute for Toil and Trouble™ under any circumstances.
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 22:10 |
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That's what happens when you order ingredients off of Witsh
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 01:27 |
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Ask not for whom the bell toils: it toils for thee.
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 01:47 |
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Fat Albert in a can posted:unlike the still-unsettled allspice debate Allspice = allpowerful
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 02:45 |
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*stirring sounds intensify*
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 20:33 |
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Has anyone seen my familiar? He's an orange cat with thumbs, answers to Gatito Malo, wearing a green collar with a heart-shaped tag
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 20:40 |
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Okay, he's actually just a cat, named Mr. Whiskers.
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 20:47 |
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alright, let's get this party started! *pours a bottle of cheap vodka into the cauldron*
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# ? Oct 27, 2023 08:37 |
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Okay, I found Mr. Whiskers in the mint patch--some of that is probably catnip, fyi--but I also found what might have been someone else's familiar. Or what's left of it. If someone here is missing a big black rat with three eyes, I owe you
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# ? Oct 27, 2023 22:35 |
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Matilda's gonna be pissed and we'll never hear the end of it. Every year now it's gonna be "My familiar this" and "My familiar that". You're the one who gets to deal with that.
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# ? Oct 28, 2023 21:13 |
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Anyone else smell something burning in the kitc.. MY GOBLIN ROAST!!!
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# ? Oct 28, 2023 21:41 |
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Delightfully devilish, Agatha… I’ll simply go to Spirit Halloween, and disguise it as my own brewing!
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# ? Oct 28, 2023 21:52 |
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Yes, and you call them Broiled Hearts, when they are obviously grilled.
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# ? Oct 28, 2023 23:43 |
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Something has changed within me...
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# ? Oct 28, 2023 23:54 |
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Powerful Katrinka posted:Okay, I found Mr. Whiskers in the mint patch--some of that is probably catnip, fyi--but I also found what might have been someone else's familiar. Or what's left of it. If someone here is missing a big black rat with three eyes, I owe you Back in the late 80s this really tall old feller with a Maine accent told me about a place... Brawnfire posted:Something has changed within me... Something is not the same. I'm through with playing by the rules of someone else's game, HBU?
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# ? Oct 29, 2023 04:11 |
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You gals want marshmallows or whipped cream on yours?
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# ? Oct 29, 2023 04:25 |
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On our what?
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# ? Oct 29, 2023 09:34 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 01:35 |
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Fat Albert in a can posted:Back in the late 80s this really tall old feller with a Maine accent told me about a place... I'm not allowed back there, I told the farmer that he looked like Herman Munster and now the whole drat town has me banned. It was a compliment! Herman Munster is a sex symbol! Anyway, where's Matilda? Might as well get this over with
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# ? Oct 29, 2023 16:38 |