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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Hello friends.

It's already week five, which means it's our 2nd edition of 2023 QB rankings. The preseason rankings were without any current context, so this list may look much different. It's sure been an interesting start to the season! We're gonna have a few big risers and a few big fallers, but seeing as the season is only a quarter over, things can definitely change in the coming weeks. Without further adieu, here are the current rankings.

1. Josh Allen
2. Tua
3. Brock Purdy
4. Justin Herbert
5. Lamar Jackson
6. Kirk Cousins
7. Russell Wilson
8. CJ Stroud
9. Baker Mayfield
10. Patrick Mahomes
11. Jared Goff
12. Jalen Hurts
13. Geno Smith
14. Dak Prescott
15. Trevor Lawrence
16. Jordan Love
17. Josh Dobbs
18. Nasty Man
19. Sam Howell
20. Justin Fields
21. Jimmy G
22. Anthony Richardson
23. Mac Jones
24. Matthew Stafford
25. Kenny Pickett
26. Desmond Ridder
27. Derek Carr
28. Ryan Tannehill
29. Joe Burrow
30. Zach Wilson
31. Bryce Young
32. Daniel Jones

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GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Bump

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Danny Dimes Drops Drastically

Also Mahomes will learn of Ross’ ranking and use it as motivation.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I think this is the highest Kirk has ever been. The Viking O-lline has improved that much huh?

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Herbert is not a top 5 qb by any metric

https://x.com/vbsofficial_/status/1708883692641308963?s=46

Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream

it actually says he’s top 5 in the op, which is a metric. bad logic much? idiot.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Get out of this thread dude.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY
I’m not happy about Joe Burrow being so low, but it’s hard to argue with how bad he has played this far this year.

Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

Good list, Justin Herbert top five good stuff

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Both Charger wins were defensive stands at the goal line because Herbert failed to get a yard. The dude is anti-clutch

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE
Once again the most honest the most wholesome and objectively TRUE ratings on the entire internet.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Blitz of 404 Error posted:

Both Charger wins were defensive stands at the goal line because Herbert failed to get a yard. The dude is anti-clutch

Herbert scored the go ahead touchdown in both games, the Raiders game being a one yard TD rush. And then ended the game with a 51 yard pass on 3rd and 10.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


getting excited every time i look at a list and a chicago bear isn't at the very bottom

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

R.D. Mangles posted:

getting excited every time i look at a list and a chicago bear isn't at the very bottom

Last week made me push Fields up a lot.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

seems accurate, carry on

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

a neat cape posted:

Hello friends.

It's already week five, which means it's our 2nd edition of 2023 QB rankings. The preseason rankings were without any current context, so this list may look much different. It's sure been an interesting start to the season! We're gonna have a few big risers and a few big fallers, but seeing as the season is only a quarter over, things can definitely change in the coming weeks. Without further adieu, here are the current rankings.

i'm glad to see my friend continue to rank the qbs through week four, and beginning week 5 in 2023.

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1. Josh Allen

Agree.

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2. Tua

Agree.

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3. Brock Purdy

High.

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4. Justin Herbert

Low.

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5. Lamar Jackson

Agree.

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6. Kirk Cousins

Agree.

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7. Russell Wilson

Agree.

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8. CJ Stroud

Agree.

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9. Baker Mayfield

Agree.

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10. Patrick Mahomes

Agree.

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11. Jared Goff

Agree.

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12. Jalen Hurts

Agree.

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13. Geno Smith

Agree.

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14. Dak Prescott

Agree.

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15. Trevor Lawrence

Agree.

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16. Jordan Love

Agree.

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17. Josh Dobbs

Agree.

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18. Nasty Man

Agree.

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19. Sam Howell

Agree.

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20. Justin Fields

Agree.

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21. Jimmy G

Agree.

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22. Anthony Richardson

Agree.

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23. Mac Jones

Agree.

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24. Matthew Stafford

Agree.

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25. Kenny Pickett

Agree.

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26. Desmond Ridder

Agree.

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27. Derek Carr

Agree.

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28. Ryan Tannehill

Agree.

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29. Joe Burrow

Agree.

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30. Zach Wilson

Agree.

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31. Bryce Young

Agree.

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32. Daniel Jones

Agree.

Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream

Cavauro posted:

i'm glad to see my friend continue to rank the qbs through week four, and beginning week 5 in 2023.

Agree.

Agree.

High.

Low.

Agree.

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Agree.

Agree.

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Agree.

Agree with these, as well.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

have you seen the rankings?

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


Zach Wilson not on the bottom, that's a big step

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014

Bjork Bjowlob posted:

Zach Wilson not on the bottom, that's a big step

Zach Wilson too high

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

a neat cape posted:

Hello friends.

It's already week five, which means it's our 2nd edition of 2023 QB rankings. The preseason rankings were without any current context, so this list may look much different. It's sure been an interesting start to the season! We're gonna have a few big risers and a few big fallers, but seeing as the season is only a quarter over, things can definitely change in the coming weeks. Without further adieu, here are the current rankings.

1. Josh Allen High
2. Tua High
3. Brock Purdy High
4. Justin Herbert High
5. Lamar Jackson High
6. Kirk Cousins High
7. Russell Wilson High
8. CJ Stroud High
9. Baker Mayfield High
10. Patrick Mahomes High
11. Jared Goff High
12. Jalen Hurts High
13. Geno Smith Low
14. Dak Prescott High
15. Trevor Lawrence High
16. Jordan Love High
17. Josh Dobbs High
18. Nasty Man High
19. Sam Howell High
20. Justin Fields High
21. Jimmy G High
22. Anthony Richardson LOW
23. Mac Jones High
24. Matthew Stafford High
25. Kenny Pickett High
26. Desmond Ridder High
27. Derek Carr High
28. Ryan Tannehill High
29. Joe Burrow High
30. Zach Wilson High
31. Bryce Young Low
32. Daniel Jones Fine

epic bacon
Sep 19, 2022

hello OP you misspelled the San Diego Charegers QB’s name. it’s actually Bustin Checkdown. please update the post

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

a neat cape posted:

19. Sam Howell
20. Justin Fields

I will accept your apology any time now.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Baker is a top 10 QB?

These rankings are solid. :hai:

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

WampaLord posted:

Baker is a top 10 QB?

These rankings are solid. :hai:

Top 10 in the rankings, #1 in my heart

trilljester
Dec 7, 2004

The People's Tight End.
Is Brock Purdy the only QB in the top 5 who hasn't thrown a pick yet?

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Mac Jones above stafford and Young at 31.


Chris Simms level content.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Ultra Carp
Kirk Cousins and Russell Wilson at 6 and 7 is, uh, one hell of a take alright

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

they're doing well. barely anyone is doing better than kirk cousins in particular. though he is not too low on the list. he's just right.

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
When I think of great QB play I sure do think of the Vikings and Broncos with their combined record of 2-8!

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

the op thought about the qb performances instead

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
This is truly a dark year if most of the league is below the Kirk Cousins line.

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Cavauro posted:

the op thought about the qb performances instead

Isn't the mark of a good QB the ability to lift up his team and drag them to victory, especially if they have good statistical performance? A game or two over the course of the season, sure but those teams are absolute dogshit. May as well bring back the Drew Brees "garbage time" awards or whatever.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

it's ranking the qbs based on how they've played in the games that have happened so far in the 2023 season. that's how joe burrow went from second place to one of the 3 worst quarterbacks in the nfl through week 4. i'd love to look at a new thread based on ranking the qbs on other criteria. i'd look at each ranking and determine how i felt about it and let the op know

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i think this post gave off a real "joke" vibe and caused an apology further down-thread. not the above post, but this post that is what you're reading now if you're reading it. i really don't like that this happened and i want to be the one who apologizes for causing that. there's no reason to come across as flippant in a post even if what you mean to do was tack on something to your previous post. it should have been edited on there or allowed to slip into the wind

Cavauro fucked around with this message at 00:37 on Oct 12, 2023

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Black Sunshine posted:

Isn't the mark of a good QB the ability to lift up his team and drag them to victory, especially if they have good statistical performance? A game or two over the course of the season, sure but those teams are absolute dogshit. May as well bring back the Drew Brees "garbage time" awards or whatever.

They're ranked through 4 games of the 2023 NFL season. Wins are not a QB stat. I hope this helps

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
Sorry for being serious in the joke thread. I'll pray to Lord Madden for forgiveness.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

one thing i'd like to see is if someone ranks the qbs by their team record and rock solid tiebreaker methodology. i would jump for joy and i'm not fooling around. but overall it would be hard to beat SA2K's QB Rankings but anyone could try it out. i wouldn't be against ranking all of them if there were at least 15

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Black Sunshine posted:

Sorry for being serious in the joke thread. I'll pray to Lord Madden for forgiveness.

This is deadly serious and you are correct to be sorry

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Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

a neat cape posted:

This is deadly serious and you are correct to be sorry

Then why is handsome Jimmy ranked so high? Dude is worse than a cooked Pennington

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