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Apr 27, 2024 23:33
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- DoomCroissant
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Roll D3 for Delicious Flaky Crust
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no, i don't want to fight my siblings in ritual combat, i just want some gotdang fire sauce
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Oct 3, 2023 21:05
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- FreshCutFries
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we traveled east. always, into the east
hm?
oh sorry, southwest
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Oct 3, 2023 22:00
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Lord of the Refries
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Oct 3, 2023 22:11
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- basket
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crystalline beings are usually slower, more rational thinkers... unless their structural fragility is echo'd by their response triggers...
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what's that sci-fi food in the robot books that grows on water
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Oct 4, 2023 07:36
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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I'm not even mad tbh
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Oct 4, 2023 10:28
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- Finger Prince
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I don't know what everyone is going on about with this lord of destruction business. It's just fast food tacos. I had some an hour ago and it was fine.
*an unholy rumbling begins in the depths of my bowels*
"Oh God" I say, as I make a run to the toilet, fumbling with my belt.
"God can't help you now" the rumbling seems to say.
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Oct 4, 2023 14:40
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- Finger Prince
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The soda machine has all the usual selections - Dr. Pepper, Mountain Dew, Pepsi, something orange, etc. But internally, all the tubing is connected so no matter what your selection, you're getting a mixture of everything. As the Dark Lord intended.
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Oct 4, 2023 16:52
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- Finger Prince
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If I'm being completely honest, Gordita does sound like the name of a demon.
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Oct 4, 2023 16:53
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- Finger Prince
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You know that thing on the menu that you love and is the only thing you ever order from us? We got rid of it! MWUAHAHAHAHA!
You know that thing on the menu that you loved and was the only thing you ever ordered from us, that we got rid of? After a decade, we're bringing it back... ONLY WE MADE IT lovely SOMEHOW! MWUAHAHAHAHA!!
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Oct 4, 2023 16:57
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- google THIS
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The prophet Elijah: Shout louder! Maybe your god is using the bathroom!
Prophets of Ba'al: Actually that's a fair assumption
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Oct 4, 2023 17:04
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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You know that thing on the menu that you love and is the only thing you ever order from us? We got rid of it! MWUAHAHAHAHA!
You know that thing on the menu that you loved and was the only thing you ever ordered from us, that we got rid of? After a decade, we're bringing it back... ONLY WE MADE IT lovely SOMEHOW! MWUAHAHAHAHA!!
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Oct 4, 2023 19:55
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- xcheopis
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Fifteen years taking prescriptions
Now a shrink like, "I dunno, maybe get a kitten"
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Oct 4, 2023 20:05
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- FreshCutFries
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https://i.imgur.com/M5BTtuv.mp4
FreshCutFries fucked around with this message at 21:27 on Oct 4, 2023
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Oct 4, 2023 21:25
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- FreshCutFries
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Crunchwrap Supreme Suffering
the ba'alwrap speaks through us all
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Oct 4, 2023 21:26
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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The prophet Elijah: Shout louder! Maybe your god is using the bathroom!
Prophets of Ba'al: Actually that's a fair assumption
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Oct 4, 2023 22:05
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- FutonForensic
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a new Diablo 2 ladder season means new seasonings.
 
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Oct 4, 2023 23:35
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- google THIS
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Diablo Sauce IV
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Oct 6, 2023 19:19
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- Finger Prince
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Sorry, we only have mild sauce packets and the manager says we can only give you one per menu item.
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Oct 6, 2023 19:46
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Oct 7, 2023 17:47
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- FreshCutFries
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Oct 7, 2023 20:47
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Oct 7, 2023 20:51
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- Khanstant
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Just tried the new Taco Bell and youch! Why are demons in my bean buerito
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Oct 7, 2023 22:14
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- Adbot
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Apr 27, 2024 23:33
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- Khanstant
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here's a slightly higher effort version
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