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I don't know what everyone is going on about with this lord of destruction business. It's just fast food tacos. I had some an hour ago and it was fine.
*an unholy rumbling begins in the depths of my bowels*
"Oh God" I say, as I make a run to the toilet, fumbling with my belt.
"God can't help you now" the rumbling seems to say.
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The soda machine has all the usual selections - Dr. Pepper, Mountain Dew, Pepsi, something orange, etc. But internally, all the tubing is connected so no matter what your selection, you're getting a mixture of everything. As the Dark Lord intended.
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Oct 4, 2023 16:52
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If I'm being completely honest, Gordita does sound like the name of a demon.
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Oct 4, 2023 16:53
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You know that thing on the menu that you love and is the only thing you ever order from us? We got rid of it! MWUAHAHAHAHA!
You know that thing on the menu that you loved and was the only thing you ever ordered from us, that we got rid of? After a decade, we're bringing it back... ONLY WE MADE IT lovely SOMEHOW! MWUAHAHAHAHA!!
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Oct 4, 2023 16:57
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Sorry, we only have mild sauce packets and the manager says we can only give you one per menu item.
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