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Android Apocalypse posted:If the Chicago Bears go 0-17 I'll drink Malort in solidarity to all my Midwest goons. Saved by the incompetence of the Washington Commanders. I should still look for what bars in Portland carry Malort. Meanwhile in the District of Columbia, Al Michaels describes the Washington Commanders:
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 04:22 |
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# ? May 7, 2024 21:15 |
Honestly Commanders... Just forfeit. Don't tell anyone because the NFL will get all pissy. But just...don't play. What is the point? You lose in every "Prime" time game against loving gimmies every year for almost as long as I've watched. You broke the Detroit streak, you got loving CRUSHED by the 2023 loving Bears AT HOME. Don't take the injuries. Don't take the embarrassment. Stay home you loving losers. Move to London so I can root for Baltimore with a clean conscience. Go O's bitch.
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 04:23 |
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they should be called the washington clowns. because of all the clowns in washington
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 04:24 |
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DJ Moore is un loving real
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 04:25 |
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Man. Things don't look good for the Football Panthers of Carolina right now, do they?
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 04:25 |
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This is the memorial Dick Butkus would've wanted.
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 04:25 |
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TNF games are just pure entertainment. Imagine giving up 40 to the Bears. Just drat.
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e: sorry I meant WFT AndrewP fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Oct 6, 2023 |
# ? Oct 6, 2023 04:27 |
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I found a place that sells Malort a few miles from where I live, gonna go buy a bottle in honor of DJ Moore and keep it around to prank friends/family
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 04:27 |
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MJeff posted:Man. I say this delicately because I don't want to hurt feelings and the jury's still out but... could have had Stroud or Richardson
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 04:28 |
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I blame the writers' strike.
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AndrewP posted:Bears rushed for 29 yards Some genius found out you can just throw against the Commies and get 15+ yards every time.
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 04:30 |
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maybe it wasn't the bears that turdified chase claypool maybe clayppol further turdified the bears
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 04:31 |
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My guess here is they studied the tape extra hard and noticed that the commies don’t have a secondary and took the free W lol I don’t see them continuing the streak against the vikings
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 04:34 |
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DA BEARS
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 04:38 |
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:My guess here is they studied the tape extra hard and noticed that the commies don’t have a secondary and took the free W lol Vikes are pretty much free yardage too
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 04:40 |
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Congrats Bears fans.
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 04:40 |
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https://twitter.com/BrettKollmann/status/1710137763755077904
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 04:42 |
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da bears
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 04:49 |
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https://twitter.com/MagicJohnson/status/1710137027583217979 God Magic rocks.
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 04:49 |
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Dexo posted:https://twitter.com/MagicJohnson/status/1710137027583217979 that's right magic
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 04:52 |
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Getting doubled up by the 2023 Bears is a special ignominy but I'm happy for Chicagoons
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 04:56 |
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Justin Fields is now tied for the league lead in TD passes, with Kirk Cousins NFC North in a golden age of quarterbacking
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 04:57 |
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i have never seen a bears wide receiver just absolutely dominate a game like that before
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 04:59 |
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it seems like chase claypool is the wr joe burrow
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R.D. Mangles posted:i have never seen a bears wide receiver just absolutely dominate a game like that before I think there was one Alshon game, but yeah...
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R.D. Mangles posted:that's right magic
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 05:08 |
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Bears win and are still the leaders in the clubhouse for the number 1 overall pick
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 05:18 |
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Justin Fields….not bad? But DJ Moore….he’s good. The Commanders, well, they need to burn all the trash out of the dumpster, get a new name that doesn’t suck, and start a new life. Perhaps one where they’re not literally less competent than the 2023 Denver Broncos…
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pro starcraft loser posted:Honestly Commanders... this is what happens when you break the Ravens preseason streak
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 06:16 |
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Malort is 70 proof c'mon man
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Hot Diggity! posted:Malort is 70 proof c'mon man Feel like the problem with drinking a lot of Malort, based on what I've heard since I've yet to try it, isn't the alcohol
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 07:02 |
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Is it fair to say that the bears will now go undefeated straight to the playoffs? Sources say maybe
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 07:10 |
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Another data point for those of us who insist you can't gauge any NFC East team by anything they do against other NFC East teams
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 11:19 |
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Washington has been stunningly mediocre for 30 years. Just season after season of .500ish football and bottom-half division finishes. Here’s to another one.
AndrewP fucked around with this message at 12:32 on Oct 6, 2023 |
# ? Oct 6, 2023 12:30 |
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Living near the area (not being a fan but being around them) the vibe was definitely one of "Snyder's gone, this year's a win no matter what". Curious to see if that changes after literally making the worst team in the league look great on primetimeAndrewP posted:Washington has been stunningly mediocre for 30 years. Just season after season of .500ish football and bottom-half division finishes. Here’s to another one. Every decade of my lifetime they've gotten 10+ wins exactly once per decade 1994-2000: 1 (1999, 10-6) 2001-2010: 1 (2005, 10-6) 2011-2020: 1 (2012, 10-6) It'll happen sometime in the next six years, since it hasn't happened in 2021 or 2022 and won't happen this year. Rest assured on two things: it will happen once, and it will absolutely be a fluke that doesn't happen again for a while after it does
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Dexo posted:I think there was one Alshon game, but yeah... Yea Alshon holds the record for most yards for a game against the Vikings. That guy was great for like 2 years.
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https://twitter.com/NickiJhabvala/status/1710188355000877247
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Rivera is going to get immediately fired again by a new billionaire owner replacing the old ousted racist billionaire
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