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Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


Costco is known for selling some weird stuff sometimes, but i feel like the depths of the weirdness hasn't been properly explored, so let's go explore the website and find the weirdest stuff they have!


I found a few weird things already, i mean, the condoms aren't really weird but costco gettin a little rude with that description











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Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Forty bucks for a bottle of urine is a bit rich.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
"Jesus"

Crystal Thenis
Mar 23, 2023

by sebmojo
there is a rumour they are human trafficking using their tyres as a front

on their website you can see a tyres called helen, and it is actually a helen that was kidnapped it’s so crazy. they have done this with MANY children.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Ngl that’s a p sweet Pinto

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
I’ve bought the 40 pack from in store before and I did use them all :smugbert:

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Ngl that’s a p sweet Pinto

Q: can Costco find me a reasonably priced Gremlin that hasn't already undergone an engine swap

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Skinnymansbeerbelly
Apr 1, 2010
A 55 gallon drum of olive oil and whippets

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:

Skinnymansbeerbelly posted:

A 55 gallon drum of olive oil and whippets

A bunch of greased up Devo dogs sounds like a pretty fun party IMO.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Big Bowie Bonanza posted:

I’ve bought the 40 pack from in store before and I did use them all :smugbert:

40 pack of robert's piss?
Look at this bougie goon.

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy

Grey Cat posted:

40 pack of robert's piss?
Look at this bougie goon.

I honestly wouldn’t recommend it, I won’t do it again it’s just way too much piss for a 2 person household

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

BigBadSteve posted:

Forty bucks for a bottle of urine is a bit rich.
Look at the color. It's very concentrated so it's actually a really good deal

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011


drat, darkness included? How are they making a profit?

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Crystal Thenis posted:

there is a rumour they are human trafficking using their tyres as a front

on their website you can see a tyres called helen, and it is actually a helen that was kidnapped it’s so crazy. they have done this with MANY children.

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drat, mods running interference for Costco, you hate to see it.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Only 12 months? Pass.

JAnon
Jul 16, 2023

JAnon
Jul 16, 2023

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bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

DicktheCat posted:

drat, darkness included? How are they making a profit?

"If you raise the price of the loving darkness I will kill you"

-Jim Sinegal

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