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I looked in the mirror and it wasn't my own face looking back at me!!! ______________💀💀💀_________________ Because the mirror now had a face, and was a killer clown in disguise and it ate me
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Staring down at the pool of blood he asked, "why does it smell like a ton of poo poo in here?" I gaped at him in horror realizing that he who smelt it dealt it. ______________💀💀💀_________________ You finally realized your dream of being internationally famous. It's because someone posted a tiktok of you having diarrhea in your pants in line at Wendy's.
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# ? Oct 15, 2023 01:13 |
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She was bringing him to an earth-shattering orgasm. At the precise moment of his climax, she tells him, "By the way, I'm your sister."
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# ? Oct 15, 2023 06:37 |
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I went to the doctor, and the doctor and did some test, and he looked at the test and said, your died, do you now how I know? ______________💀💀💀_________________ BECAUSE I KILLED AND ATE YOU LAST YEAR HE CLOWNISHLY LAUGHED WHILE TAKING OFF HIS MASK!!!!!!
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# ? Oct 15, 2023 06:44 |
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the doctors at the insane asylum said that if I stopped taking my mental health pills now i might never be cured again thankfully it was all a dream, and i awoke the next day at home, in the twisted hell carnival, and i grabbed my clown mask and axe
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# ? Oct 15, 2023 08:25 |
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Yum this spaghetti is excellent, what is the recipe? And then I looked down AND I WAS EATING MY OWN INTESTINES!!
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# ? Oct 15, 2023 12:44 |
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They were trying to write a two sentence horror. ______________💀💀💀_________________ They then wrote one. ______________💀💀💀_________________ AND IT WAS THIS ONE THEY WROTE AND OH GOD IT'S ACTUALLY THREE SENTENCES, THE HORROR, THE HORRROR!!!!
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# ? Oct 16, 2023 00:18 |
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the barbeque was an unusual one, with far more steak than usual. for some reason my dad wasn't around to man the grill, either.......
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# ? Oct 16, 2023 00:37 |
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I told everyone I moved on and put it all behind me when my wife left me mysteriously. Truly, she quite literally put herself behind me when she fused herself like a demon on my back. - My final thought as I drifted towards death as I lay in my bath of sorrow. I forgot to feed my dog, “gently caress, I’m so sorry.” - I didn’t think there was much to live for in all my years. However, this has all changed, now that I’ve found anime. - “Well, might as well kill her to keep my secret from getting out.” My crush found out I like Insane Clown Posse. - In my younger years it felt readily apparent, like something innate, or even like instinctual. As a blind man I can no longer see why kids love cinnamon toast cru- what was that sound?
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# ? Oct 16, 2023 03:19 |
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"What a wonderful day to ride my horse," I exclaimed to no-one in particular. "I concur," replied the ant crossing my path.
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# ? Oct 16, 2023 04:43 |
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They stared up at the lovely full moon. ______________💀💀💀_________________ Than they realized it was daytime!!!!! (edit: no shut up everyone. the moon can't come up during the day time idoits!!!)
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# ? Oct 16, 2023 04:55 |
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“I could really go for a burger right now,” I exclaimed to myself. Turns out I’ve been dead for fifty years and am a ghost and can’t eat burgers
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# ? Oct 16, 2023 05:01 |
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some of you need to PLEASE be funnier or I will have to start handing out 6ers.
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# ? Oct 16, 2023 14:37 |
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Oh no, all the toilets were turned into giant toilet spiders by an insane wizard! "Come take a dump in my spidery mouth, I wont bite" the spider toilet says to me. Pretzel Rod Serling posted:some of you need to PLEASE be funnier or I will have to start handing out 6ers. youre welcome
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# ? Oct 16, 2023 14:42 |
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some of you need to PLEASE be funnier or I will have to start handing out 6ers. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) I guess I'm officially a Visual Novel author now:
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# ? Oct 16, 2023 16:57 |
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Pretzel Rod Serling posted:some of you need to PLEASE be funnier or I will have to start handing out 6ers. ----------------
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# ? Oct 16, 2023 19:51 |
From the depths your name echoes. "No, Richard, you are the demons."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo
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# ? Oct 16, 2023 20:51 |
Wee posted:Yum this spaghetti is excellent, what is the recipe? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo
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# ? Oct 16, 2023 20:53 |
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In the darkest, deepest caverns I felt a rumbling and feared the creature would escape ______________💀💀💀_________________ Luckily, the Taco Bell only inspired a fart, and the beast remained inside.
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# ? Oct 16, 2023 20:58 |
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For sale: clown shoes. Worn by OP.
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# ? Oct 17, 2023 09:36 |
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I dismissed it as just another AI-generated image. Except it was a real photo. I guess I'm officially a Visual Novel author now:
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# ? Oct 17, 2023 18:59 |
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"Plop!' goes the turd, into the water. "Whirrrrl" goes the toilet roll, empty on the holder.
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# ? Oct 17, 2023 21:20 |
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I lost my axe murdering my wife in the woods. Now she's returning it.
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# ? Oct 18, 2023 01:42 |
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i thought i was being haunted by a friendly ghost! ______________💀💀💀_________________ so anyway turns out some random weird pale dude has just been following me around my house the last two month.
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# ? Oct 18, 2023 01:50 |
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I screamed with terror when I saw my own name on a tombstone at the cemetery ______________💀💀💀_________________ Then I remembered we were there visiting my father who had the same name as me
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# ? Oct 18, 2023 12:46 |
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Dad gay. So what?
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 08:35 |
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I'm waiting for my daughter at the dentist. I'm a vampire. Every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there – on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 13:49 |
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As I walked through the NICU, I saw drug-addicted babies, malnourished babies, babies with organs on the outside of their body, then I saw a perfectly healthy looking baby... ... and I realized, in the six weeks I'd been coming there, I never once saw anyone visiting with him.
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 00:01 |
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I put the quarter into my piggy bank. My rear end clanks and jingles as I continue to walk.
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 03:51 |
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One of our end users brought in donuts for me for doing a good job. I was out that day.
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 03:57 |
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the ominous notification ding of his email client forced him to minimize his dozens of browser tabs of anime pornography with a swipe of his greasy, onanism-callused fingers and abruptly swivel in his fart-patinaed gaming chair to face his second monitor, his overfull diaper sloshing and crinkling with the unaccustomed movement. it was as he had hoped: his application to be a forums moderator had been approved.
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 16:39 |
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My wisdom teeth are coming in sideways. I live in America.
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 17:47 |
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Neito posted:I lost my axe murdering my wife in the woods. Now she's returning it. her and mine have much to discuss ______________💀💀💀_________________ Final Girl's night Alan Smithee fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Oct 20, 2023 |
# ? Oct 20, 2023 18:07 |
DicktheCat posted:My wisdom teeth are coming in sideways. I arrive at Snipe's Dental Emporium. Praise God for the giant sign: financing available. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 19:14 |
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Gonna have sex in this abandoned mansion Oops, no condom
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 19:39 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:I arrive at Snipe's Dental Emporium. Praise God for the giant sign: financing available. Financing options? No, money down!
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 21:25 |
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Dead Sex-Parrot posted:[b]"This won't hurt a bit", said my dentist. pop fly to McGillicutty posted:I'm waiting for my daughter at the dentist. SniperWoreConverse posted:I arrive at Snipe's Dental Emporium. Praise God for the giant sign: financing available. ChickenHeart posted:Financing options? No, money down! welcome to Mental Dental Rental formerly Chuck's Suck and gently caress
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 21:34 |
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far away across a void most deep a goon did type a passage to make you weep: that which you think is awesome and most lit is actually one boring piece of poo poo ______________💀💀💀_________________ once there was a man from nantucket. he had a dick so long he could suck it ______________💀💀💀_________________ the bell tower struck midnight in a town where only the dead sleep
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 11:27 |
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as the delete bar hit 100% i said to myself "i need the space, and you can watch it free anywhere" if only we had known that was the night the internet would go down, for good
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Fellatio del Toro posted:as the delete bar hit 100% i said to myself "i need the space, and you can watch it free anywhere" You monster now I'll never sleep again
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