HolePisser1982 posted:

My parents came to pick me up early from summer camp and i knew something bad happened. we drove in silence for about 20 minutes before my dad spilled it. Soldier76, Tracer, Junkrat, and Roadhog were all gay. I never cried like that, ever, before or since. Felt like i was really dying. A lot more of the characters are gay now, but nothing hit me like that time.

ol yeller posted:

In a fair world, I would be cumming to Cortana right now. But this is not a fair world. Never was, actually. *tries to stand up but it's too much for me so I sit back down and play it off like I was just shifting my weight*

ol yeller posted:

The devs have hosed us in the rear end. They have bent us over, and buttfucked us all. And all we can do is turn around, get on our knees, and suck their dicks. Without wiping it off or anything. Then the devs lift up their leg and we suck on their balls and eat their asses a little. That's what the devs have done to us. Then they dress us up in their wives clothes. Then we start doing a roleplay. It pisses me off so much to talk about this but it's just the reality of what's happening. I wish I could be less explicit but I can't.

ol yeller posted:

The devs have hosed us in the rear end. They have bent us over, and buttfucked us all. And all we can do is turn around, get on our knees, and suck their dicks. Without wiping it off or anything. Then the devs lift up their leg and we suck on their balls and eat their asses a little. That's what the devs have done to us. Then they dress us up in their wives clothes. Then we start doing a roleplay. It pisses me off so much to talk about this but it's just the reality of what's happening. I wish I could be less explicit but I can't.

I got the tude now posted:

I shouldn't have to install mods to enjoy your game.

ol yeller posted:

The devs have hosed us in the rear end. They have bent us over, and buttfucked us all. And all we can do is turn around, get on our knees, and suck their dicks. Without wiping it off or anything. Then the devs lift up their leg and we suck on their balls and eat their asses a little. That's what the devs have done to us. Then they dress us up in their wives clothes. Then we start doing a roleplay. It pisses me off so much to talk about this but it's just the reality of what's happening. I wish I could be less explicit but I can't.

ol yeller posted:

The devs have hosed us in the rear end. They have bent us over, and buttfucked us all. And all we can do is turn around, get on our knees, and suck their dicks. Without wiping it off or anything. Then the devs lift up their leg and we suck on their balls and eat their asses a little. That's what the devs have done to us. Then they dress us up in their wives clothes. Then we start doing a roleplay. It pisses me off so much to talk about this but it's just the reality of what's happening. I wish I could be less explicit but I can't.

ol yeller posted:

The devs have hosed us in the rear end. They have bent us over, and buttfucked us all. And all we can do is turn around, get on our knees, and suck their dicks. Without wiping it off or anything. Then the devs lift up their leg and we suck on their balls and eat their asses a little. That's what the devs have done to us. Then they dress us up in their wives clothes. Then we start doing a roleplay. It pisses me off so much to talk about this but it's just the reality of what's happening. I wish I could be less explicit but I can't.

ol yeller posted:

The devs have hosed us in the rear end. They have bent us over, and buttfucked us all. And all we can do is turn around, get on our knees, and suck their dicks. Without wiping it off or anything. Then the devs lift up their leg and we suck on their balls and eat their asses a little. That's what the devs have done to us. Then they dress us up in their wives clothes. Then we start doing a roleplay. It pisses me off so much to talk about this but it's just the reality of what's happening. I wish I could be less explicit but I can't.

ol yeller posted:

The devs have hosed us in the rear end. They have bent us over, and buttfucked us all. And all we can do is turn around, get on our knees, and suck their dicks. Without wiping it off or anything. Then the devs lift up their leg and we suck on their balls and eat their asses a little. That's what the devs have done to us. Then they dress us up in their wives clothes. Then we start doing a roleplay. It pisses me off so much to talk about this but it's just the reality of what's happening. I wish I could be less explicit but I can't.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

*turns up DIsturbed - Sound of SIlence while waiting for you to ask what's wrong*

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

*turns up DIsturbed - Sound of SIlence while waiting for you to ask what's wrong*

I got the tude now posted:

I shouldn't have to install mods to enjoy your game.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

*turns up DIsturbed - Sound of SIlence while waiting for you to ask what's wrong*

I got the tude now posted:

headphones, shades, and hoodie up indoors. white knuckle grip on my vape

HolePisser1982 posted:

They p-p-put the mp5 charging handle on the righthand side. And the fire selector switch, is upside down. Why would they do that dude. What the gently caress am I gonna do. Oh my god.
Dispatcher: Keep talking to me, okay? Just stay on the line. You're gonna be okay. It's a beta, there's still time.

HolePisser1982 posted:

They p-p-put the mp5 charging handle on the righthand side. And the fire selector switch, is upside down. Why would they do that dude. What the gently caress am I gonna do. Oh my god.
Dispatcher: Keep talking to me, okay? Just stay on the line. You're gonna be okay. It's a beta, there's still time.

HolePisser1982 posted:

They p-p-put the mp5 charging handle on the righthand side. And the fire selector switch, is upside down. Why would they do that dude. What the gently caress am I gonna do. Oh my god.
Dispatcher: Keep talking to me, okay? Just stay on the line. You're gonna be okay. It's a beta, there's still time.

P-Mack posted:

My penis cares not. Have at you!

HolePisser1982 posted:

They p-p-put the mp5 charging handle on the righthand side. And the fire selector switch, is upside down. Why would they do that dude. What the gently caress am I gonna do. Oh my god.
Dispatcher: Keep talking to me, okay? Just stay on the line. You're gonna be okay. It's a beta, there's still time.

ol yeller posted:

The devs have hosed us in the rear end. They have bent us over, and buttfucked us all. And all we can do is turn around, get on our knees, and suck their dicks. Without wiping it off or anything. Then the devs lift up their leg and we suck on their balls and eat their asses a little. That's what the devs have done to us. Then they dress us up in their wives clothes. Then we start doing a roleplay. It pisses me off so much to talk about this but it's just the reality of what's happening. I wish I could be less explicit but I can't.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

*turns up DIsturbed - Sound of SIlence while waiting for you to ask what's wrong*

HolePisser1982 posted:

They p-p-put the mp5 charging handle on the righthand side. And the fire selector switch, is upside down. Why would they do that dude. What the gently caress am I gonna do. Oh my god.
Dispatcher: Keep talking to me, okay? Just stay on the line. You're gonna be okay. It's a beta, there's still time.

ol yeller posted:

The devs have hosed us in the rear end. They have bent us over, and buttfucked us all. And all we can do is turn around, get on our knees, and suck their dicks. Without wiping it off or anything. Then the devs lift up their leg and we suck on their balls and eat their asses a little. That's what the devs have done to us. Then they dress us up in their wives clothes. Then we start doing a roleplay. It pisses me off so much to talk about this but it's just the reality of what's happening. I wish I could be less explicit but I can't.

I got the tude now posted:

I shouldn't have to install mods to enjoy your game.

Wormskull posted:

50 year old with a top kek hat: TRRUUUUUUUUEEEEE 👏

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

*turns up DIsturbed - Sound of SIlence while waiting for you to ask what's wrong*

HolePisser1982 posted:

They p-p-put the mp5 charging handle on the righthand side. And the fire selector switch, is upside down. Why would they do that dude. What the gently caress am I gonna do. Oh my god.
Dispatcher: Keep talking to me, okay? Just stay on the line. You're gonna be okay. It's a beta, there's still time.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

*turns up DIsturbed - Sound of SIlence while waiting for you to ask what's wrong*

I got the tude now posted:

headphones, shades, and hoodie up indoors. white knuckle grip on my vape

HolePisser1982 posted:

They p-p-put the mp5 charging handle on the righthand side. And the fire selector switch, is upside down. Why would they do that dude. What the gently caress am I gonna do. Oh my god.
Dispatcher: Keep talking to me, okay? Just stay on the line. You're gonna be okay. It's a beta, there's still time.

symbolic posted:

blinds: closed
door: locked
sweatshirt: Kohl's men's XL
Spotify: Daily Mix 2 | Powerman 5000, Dope, Perturbator, and more

Kongming posted:

One X on the shirt? *guffaws*

symbolic posted:

I got the tude now posted:

Bald spot at 23 guy: and what does that have to do with the gameplay?

ol yeller posted:

The devs have hosed us in the rear end. They have bent us over, and buttfucked us all. And all we can do is turn around, get on our knees, and suck their dicks. Without wiping it off or anything. Then the devs lift up their leg and we suck on their balls and eat their asses a little. That's what the devs have done to us. Then they dress us up in their wives clothes. Then we start doing a roleplay. It pisses me off so much to talk about this but it's just the reality of what's happening. I wish I could be less explicit but I can't.

HolePisser1982 posted:

They p-p-put the mp5 charging handle on the righthand side. And the fire selector switch, is upside down. Why would they do that dude. What the gently caress am I gonna do. Oh my god.
Dispatcher: Keep talking to me, okay? Just stay on the line. You're gonna be okay. It's a beta, there's still time.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

*turns up DIsturbed - Sound of SIlence while waiting for you to ask what's wrong*

ol yeller posted:

In a fair world, I would be cumming to Cortana right now. But this is not a fair world. Never was, actually. *tries to stand up but it's too much for me so I sit back down and play it off like I was just shifting my weight*

Dongicus posted:

BEEETRAAYAALLL. BEE-TRAYAL. BETRAYED ME. THIS rear end SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS

HolePisser1982 posted:

They p-p-put the mp5 charging handle on the righthand side. And the fire selector switch, is upside down. Why would they do that dude. What the gently caress am I gonna do. Oh my god.
Dispatcher: Keep talking to me, okay? Just stay on the line. You're gonna be okay. It's a beta, there's still time.

I got the tude now posted:

headphones, shades, and hoodie up indoors. white knuckle grip on my vape

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

*turns up DIsturbed - Sound of SIlence while waiting for you to ask what's wrong*

Dongicus posted:

BEEETRAAYAALLL. BEE-TRAYAL. BETRAYED ME. THIS rear end SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS

HolePisser1982 posted:

My parents came to pick me up early from summer camp and i knew something bad happened. we drove in silence for about 20 minutes before my dad spilled it. Soldier76, Tracer, Junkrat, and Roadhog were all gay. I never cried like that, ever, before or since. Felt like i was really dying. A lot more of the characters are gay now, but nothing hit me like that time.

symbolic posted:

ol yeller posted:

In a fair world, I would be cumming to Cortana right now. But this is not a fair world. Never was, actually. *tries to stand up but it's too much for me so I sit back down and play it off like I was just shifting my weight*

ol yeller posted:

The devs have hosed us in the rear end. They have bent us over, and buttfucked us all. And all we can do is turn around, get on our knees, and suck their dicks. Without wiping it off or anything. Then the devs lift up their leg and we suck on their balls and eat their asses a little. That's what the devs have done to us. Then they dress us up in their wives clothes. Then we start doing a roleplay. It pisses me off so much to talk about this but it's just the reality of what's happening. I wish I could be less explicit but I can't.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

*turns up DIsturbed - Sound of SIlence while waiting for you to ask what's wrong*

HolePisser1982 posted:

They p-p-put the mp5 charging handle on the righthand side. And the fire selector switch, is upside down. Why would they do that dude. What the gently caress am I gonna do. Oh my god.
Dispatcher: Keep talking to me, okay? Just stay on the line. You're gonna be okay. It's a beta, there's still time.

symbolic posted:

i know bro it's just- well ever since i heard they were canceling Hyenas i just...really hard to reach out to Papa John's when you're just feelin off, you know? i just... [pauses, covers mouth with back of hand] can you give me a minute dude? sorry

Arch Nemesis posted:

*tapping empty strawberry marg* hoyo hosed us. leave the jug, ma

Fungah! posted:

goldmine btw