TNF Week 6: Russell Wilson, Chiefly.

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Tayter Swift: Nov 18, 2002; Pillbug

Proooooobably won't be the best game ever but who knows maybe it'll be funny!

# ? Oct 13, 2023 00:33

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# ? May 9, 2024 05:54

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

I'm done predicting wholesale slaughter of underdog teams. On this night, October, Thursday the 12th, you will believe that a good team will looooooOOooOOoose!

See! The Denver Broncos! A team under the control of a coach who REFUSED TO DIE! And his QB who was cooked alive but also REFUSED TO DIE! And their WRs, who DIE ALL THE TIME and sometimes COME BACK.

See! The Kansas City Chiefs with probably the greatest QB of his generation! See him throwing to specters and phantoms! WRs who may or may not even exist OooOOOoooOOooo! Led by an evil demon WHO REFUSED TO DIET and his skeleton army he constructed from leftover rib bones!

The Broncos will win, Because this is the season for sppookkyy hauntings!

# ? Oct 13, 2023 00:36

Forrest on Fire: Nov 23, 2012

Why is LeBron calling play by play for the NFL

# ? Oct 13, 2023 00:44

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

I hear you all love talking about Taylor Swift

I hear you can't get enough of it

You're in luck! Let's see how many of her songs we can work into jokes!

:regd08:

# ? Oct 13, 2023 00:45

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

kiimo posted:

I hear you all love talking about Taylor Swift

I hear you can't get enough of it

You're in luck! Let's see how many of her songs we can work into jokes!

I only know about that one song where she got attacked by a spider.

# ? Oct 13, 2023 00:46

Tayter Swift: Nov 18, 2002; Pillbug

kiimo posted:

I hear you all love talking about Taylor Swift

never heard of him/her

# ? Oct 13, 2023 00:58

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; A fancy little mouse🐁!

kiimo posted:

I hear you all love talking about Taylor Swift

I hear you can't get enough of it

You're in luck! Let's see how many of her songs we can work into jokes!

I would but I'm drawing a blank.....space

# ? Oct 13, 2023 00:58

Simplex: Jun 29, 2003

Boy I hope we spend a lot of time talking about Taylor Swift this evening

# ? Oct 13, 2023 01:00

waffle enthusiast: Nov 16, 2007

RELEASE THE DULCICH!

# ? Oct 13, 2023 01:02

Kull the Conqueror: Apr 8, 2006; Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

Pacheco�s gonna get 200 tonight

# ? Oct 13, 2023 01:03

epic bacon: Sep 19, 2022

Broncos win

# ? Oct 13, 2023 01:03

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Team Russ

# ? Oct 13, 2023 01:04

TheKingslayer: Sep 3, 2008

Holy poo poo. I had the Twitch channel up on dark mode and it looked like a photo negative.

# ? Oct 13, 2023 01:06

Hughmoris: Apr 21, 2007; Let's go to the abyss!

Is there a bigger fraud than Sean Payton?

Only acceptable answer is Jon Gruden.

# ? Oct 13, 2023 01:09

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

bonkos country lets ride

# ? Oct 13, 2023 01:09

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

kiimo posted:

I hear you all love talking about Taylor Swift

I hear you can't get enough of it

You're in luck! Let's see how many of her songs we can work into jokes!

cant wait to gently caress the pain away

# ? Oct 13, 2023 01:10

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Fired up my Xfinity cable box and the good news is that I can access my Amazon account and just watch the game.

The bad news is I'm reminded of the Israel conflict as soon as I access the apps section.

At least I got wings and a Liquid Death for this disaster.

# ? Oct 13, 2023 01:10

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Hughmoris posted:

Is there a bigger fraud than Sean Payton?

Only acceptable answer is Jon Gruden.

McCarthy?

# ? Oct 13, 2023 01:10

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

oh boy this is dumb already

# ? Oct 13, 2023 01:10

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

bean mom posted:

cant wait to gently caress the pain away

i'm not familiar wth that song but it sounds awesome

# ? Oct 13, 2023 01:11

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

Having a hot Italian sub and fries from Penn Station

# ? Oct 13, 2023 01:11

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Taylor's opening act needs new material

# ? Oct 13, 2023 01:11

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

I'm muting the TV in solidarity of this moment of silence.

# ? Oct 13, 2023 01:11

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Gatts posted:

Having a hot Italian sub and fries from Penn Station

Popeyes sandwich and tenders.

# ? Oct 13, 2023 01:11

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Popeyes sandwich and tenders.

Their wings are surprisingly good.

# ? Oct 13, 2023 01:13

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Android Apocalypse posted:

I'm muting the TV in solidarity of this moment of silence.

I appreciate that Denver's defense will also be getting obliterated in solidarity with the Palestinian people.

# ? Oct 13, 2023 01:14

AndrewP: Apr 21, 2010

Occurs to me Taylor probably grew up in Eagles country

# ? Oct 13, 2023 01:15

Dance McPants: Mar 11, 2006

good ol' twitch

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Oct 13, 2023 01:16

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

I'm snacking on jalapeno lime pistachios. Pretty good!

# ? Oct 13, 2023 01:17

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

omg it's tayloooooooor

# ? Oct 13, 2023 01:17

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Taylor is in the stadium, this will now set records for the most watched TNF game ever.

# ? Oct 13, 2023 01:18

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.