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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > itt we've been in a coma for thirty years and just woken up
 
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w4ddl3d33

BIKE HARDER, YOUNG BLOOD
i wonder how my shares in enron are doing

* # ? Oct 13, 2023 23:28
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Khanstant
 your pogs have depreciated in value

* # ? Oct 13, 2023 23:36
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nakor
Just some nerd
did someone file my taxes for me

* # ? Oct 13, 2023 23:53
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Paul Revere 3000

So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'


 wonder how the third naked gun movie turned out. That OJ Simpson sure is a funny guy!

* # ? Oct 13, 2023 23:54
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w4ddl3d33

BIKE HARDER, YOUNG BLOOD

Paul Revere 3000 posted:

wonder how the third naked gun movie turned out. That OJ Simpson sure is a funny guy!

maybe i'll head down to blockbuster and rent a copy

* # ? Oct 14, 2023 00:07
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baka of lathspell

 30 years ago i went into a coma

Last thing I experienced was the Rebels defeating the Empire's 2nd death star in the box office smash Return of the Jedi released in may of 1983, right before I went into a coma in October & here i am waking up in the year 2023

Tell me, is George Lucas still a daring independent filmmaker in full control of his vision who would never compromise its artistic integrity

they what now

*goes back into coma*


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* # ? Oct 14, 2023 01:28
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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
 "so did that defenestration go anywhere?"

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* # ? Oct 14, 2023 17:36
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google THIS

baka fwocka fwame posted:

30 years ago i went into a coma

Last thing I experienced was the Rebels defeating the Empire's 2nd death star in the box office smash Return of the Jedi released in may of 1983, right before I went into a coma in October & here i am waking up in the year 2023

Tell me, is George Lucas still a daring independent filmmaker in full control of his vision who would never compromise its artistic integrity

they what now

*goes back into coma*

Shouldn't have hit snooze for an extra 10 years imo

* # ? Oct 14, 2023 19:55
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google THIS

 So did Sega eventually win the console wars?

Oh

The Olympics though?

* # ? Oct 14, 2023 19:57
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WithoutTheFezOn
Oh no
Things are going smoothly in the Middle East since we kicked Iraqi troops out of Kuwait, right?

* # ? Oct 14, 2023 20:02
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Khanstant
 no one is saying it but maybe they're holding the Olympics in Afghanistan next year so things are going great

* # ? Oct 15, 2023 21:12
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WithoutTheFezOn
Oh no
Wow that portable phone is incredible!!

But how does it connect to Compuserve?

* # ? Oct 15, 2023 22:03
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WithoutTheFezOn
Oh no
So what’s today's hottest grunge band?

* # ? Oct 15, 2023 22:08
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w4ddl3d33

BIKE HARDER, YOUNG BLOOD
quick, let me check my pager before anything else

* # ? Oct 15, 2023 23:24
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Abugadu

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
Me: Whoa, I'm feeling a little groggy. I must have taken quite a spill. Excuse me nurse, where am I?

Nurse: Huntington Memorial Hospital, sir.

Me: Aw man. I gotta get going, I'm supposed to be heading to a Nirvana concert on Friday.

Nurse: Sir, there's something you should know...

Me: Yeah?

Nurse: Nirvana sucks.

* # ? Oct 16, 2023 07:06
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baka of lathspell

google THIS posted:

Shouldn't have hit snooze for an extra 10 years imo

GDI


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* # ? Oct 16, 2023 10:53
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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

Abugadu posted:

Me: Whoa, I'm feeling a little groggy. I must have taken quite a spill. Excuse me nurse, where am I?

Nurse: Huntington Memorial Hospital, sir.

Me: Aw man. I gotta get going, I'm supposed to be heading to a Nirvana concert on Friday.

Nurse: Sir, there's something you should know...

Me: Yeah?

Nurse: Nirvana sucks.

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* # ? Oct 16, 2023 15:11
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Zoya

echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.



 george bush did WHAT????







thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

* # ? Oct 16, 2023 19:10
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w4ddl3d33

BIKE HARDER, YOUNG BLOOD
now i'm awake, i can finally take that trip to go see the twin towers

* # ? Oct 16, 2023 23:44
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Zoya

echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

w4ddl3d33 posted:

now i'm awake, i can finally take that trip to go see the twin towers

Zoya posted:

george bush did WHAT????







thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

* # ? Oct 17, 2023 00:38
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google THIS

Abugadu posted:

Me: Whoa, I'm feeling a little groggy. I must have taken quite a spill. Excuse me nurse, where am I?

Nurse: Huntington Memorial Hospital, sir.

Me: Aw man. I gotta get going, I'm supposed to be heading to a Nirvana concert on Friday.

Nurse: Sir, there's something you should know...

Me: Yeah?

Nurse: Nirvana sucks.
* # ? Oct 17, 2023 17:41
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google THIS

 I wonder if I can get ahold of a copy of that weird Halloween/Christmas stop-motion movie I saw previews for. Might be hard to find, it's not like a whole subculture will have grown up around it or anything

* # ? Oct 17, 2023 17:43
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Zoeb
 Being in a coma sounds very relaxing

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* # ? Oct 20, 2023 07:23
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Ass-penny

Abugadu posted:

Me: Whoa, I'm feeling a little groggy. I must have taken quite a spill. Excuse me nurse, where am I?

Nurse: Huntington Memorial Hospital, sir.

Me: Aw man. I gotta get going, I'm supposed to be heading to a Nirvana concert on Friday.

Nurse: Sir, there's something you should know...

Me: Yeah?

Nurse: Nirvana sucks.


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

* # ? Oct 23, 2023 20:05
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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
30 years, wow! At least I'm still the same age, right? ...Right?

* # ? Oct 23, 2023 23:30
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Lol, it's just weed. let me hit that

* # ? Oct 24, 2023 02:31
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102723_3
 have you let out a giant belch featuring the words Poor or Stupid yet?

* # ? Oct 27, 2023 20:17
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alexandriao


 I can't wait to submit my proof for Fermat's Last Theorem!! This is one for the history book, boys!

Too much is always not enough!

(Thanks to tvsveryown for the spring sig!)
* # ? Oct 28, 2023 07:29
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Zoeb
 What Final Fantasy number are they up to now?

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* # ? Oct 28, 2023 11:00
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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Thank God I can pay my thirty-year hospital bill with the interest on the $.01 that I left in my bank savings account.

* # ? Oct 28, 2023 15:36
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baka of lathspell

Zoeb posted:

What Final Fantasy number are they up to now?

lol

Buttchocks posted:

Thank God I can pay my thirty-year hospital bill with the interest on the $.01 that I left in my bank savings account.

lol


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* # ? Oct 28, 2023 16:27
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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Buttchocks posted:

Thank God I can pay my thirty-year hospital bill with the interest on the $.01 that I left in my bank savings account.
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Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
Have we found a tenth planet beyond Pluto yet? :allears:

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! :)

* # ? Oct 29, 2023 16:51
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Escape From Noise

 I wonder if that Donald Trump guy ever wrote a book about his comeback. I also wonder if he ever did anything else significant.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig
* # ? Oct 29, 2023 17:51
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Dumb Sex-Parrot
 Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent balls.






thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

* # ? Oct 29, 2023 19:47
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nesamdoom
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
Where is my tamagotchi? Dude must be hungry by now.

* # ? Oct 29, 2023 21:29
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more falafel please

forums poster

Dead Sex-Parrot posted:

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent balls.

my friend Dave was working on a book about infinite jest. I think he was up to like, 100 pages last I checked




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!
* # ? Oct 30, 2023 03:53
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Escape From Noise

 Well surely that edgy comedy forums, Something Awful dot com no longer exists.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig
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