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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

No hits but Altuve and Bregman both gave it a ride which worries me going forward.

I mean the broadcast ain't wrong. I like Montgomery but he's not exactly a strikeout pitcher and this isn't a team you like making that gamble against. But we gotta, so let's see how lady luck is feeling tonight. Sometimes the matchup isn't the end of the world.

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
It's not even that Smoltz says dumb things (which he sometimes does) he just never shuts up it's like a lovely vuvuzela.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




poo poo.

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Very nice

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I am leaving my wife for Evan Carter

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Carter is good y’all

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Evan Carter owns

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Hell yeah Carter

Hell yeah Heim

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
that's probably an out if Pena catches it

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Let’s gooo

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Well this is a horrible horrible start

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
gently caress

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
what the hell was that throw in

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
:awesome:

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Shinjobi posted:

I am leaving my wife for Evan Carter

:same:

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Hooray!

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Let's fuckin goooooooo Rangers

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Welp, we're hosed

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

maffew buildings posted:

what the hell was that throw in

"He's got a good arm!"

*ball slowly dribbles past the pitchers mound*

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




...! posted:

Welp, we're hosed

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Kirios posted:

Well this is a horrible horrible start

:shepface:

Verlander looks fine

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
They’re hacking against Verlander

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Okay maybe Verlander isn't fine

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Keep it hot, keep it going

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Yeah I'm not feeling good about this series

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
the Astros surely have nothing to worry about, they have the pitcher management AND bat of Maldanado out there

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
verlander gonna throw curveballs at taveras's foot until he either walks or swings and it looks like he's decided on the former

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Excellent chance for the Rangers to really grab this series by the balls

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Uh Justin I don't think he's biting on these inside curveballs

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Jfc Verlander

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
oh it's one of those zones tonight (where balls and strikes aren't balls and strikes)

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
well 7 alcs appearances in a row and 2 championships is still cool

semien's gonna put one in the boxes here

papersack
Jul 27, 2003

Verlandon't

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
I was hoping we'd get to the 5th inning or so before Verlander started giving us a WS preview performance but alas.

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
2nd inning and we’re already in dumbshit Fox cartoon territory

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Bases juiced? This is where the Rangers LIVE.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Dude .. Why

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Intruder posted:

semien's gonna put one in the boxes here

He is not

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
verlander begging the rangers to chase after they swung early in counts to start the game

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
6 straight balls, heck yeah

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