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This lady is all I used to get 15 UTIs a year that's why my husband and I invented uqora and I'm jus thinking lady, you don't need drugs to fix that just tell ur husband to wash his drat dick
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I always go rear end then coochie and I get 15 UTIs a year. Doctors are baffled at how this is possible. Is this the drug for me?
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Oct 17, 2023 03:30
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I get 16 UTIs a year 
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Oct 17, 2023 03:34
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They need to license this song for the next commercial: https://youtu.be/W_pi8yBaooQ?si=d81FPZZEeD2DUFpw
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Oct 17, 2023 03:36
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I simply avoid UTIs by keeping my genitals on the outside of my body.
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Oct 17, 2023 03:38
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20 bucks and I'll wash your dick for you
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Oct 17, 2023 12:12
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Treecko posted:20 bucks and I'll wash your dick for you 20 bucks *and* a wash? What's the catch??
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Oct 17, 2023 12:25
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I'm a big fan of the cologuard commercial. People just singing about making GBS threads in a box and mailing it to their doctor.
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Oct 17, 2023 12:31
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There Bias Two posted:20 bucks *and* a wash? Probably crabs
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Oct 17, 2023 12:56
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lol just buy some ocean spray and svedka fucktards
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Oct 17, 2023 13:08
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Better than the Lume deodorant commercial where that lady talks about rubbing it all over her buttcrack. I swear that commercial plays at least 65 times a day on Comedy Central every morning.
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Oct 17, 2023 13:10
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haljordan posted:Better than the Lume deodorant commercial where that lady talks about rubbing it all over her buttcrack. I swear that commercial plays at least 65 times a day on Comedy Central every morning. lmao the first time I ever saw that commercial I was like 
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Oct 17, 2023 13:23
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Oct 17, 2023 13:24
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Men would rather give their partners constant UTIs than wash they nasty-rear end hogs, makes me loving sick! Soap and water bros, maybe some fuckin therapy while you’re at it, fix yourself fool
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Oct 17, 2023 13:29
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I'm sorry you have gas, there is a product for that, too
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Oct 17, 2023 13:34
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Unless your cock is entombed in sedimentary layers of grease and tangled pubes and assorted filth, you can’t call yourself a man that’s the rule bitch
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Oct 17, 2023 13:34
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Troglodyte pre-humans who spent 23 hours a day rolling around inside mastodon bowels had cleaner cocks than men nowadays which explains why they died out
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Oct 17, 2023 13:39
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*in smooth pepto bismol commercial song voice* 🎶diarrhea 🎶
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Oct 17, 2023 14:17
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I saw some Cool Mint Dude Wipes come off the truck yesterday maybe that will finally convince them
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Oct 17, 2023 16:15
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haljordan posted:Better than the Lume deodorant commercial where that lady talks about rubbing it all over her buttcrack. I swear that commercial plays at least 65 times a day on Comedy Central every morning. UNDERBOOBS
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Oct 17, 2023 16:18
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Henry Lee Mucus posted:Troglodyte pre-humans who spent 23 hours a day rolling around inside mastodon bowels had cleaner cocks than men nowadays which explains why they died out https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/176yvtz/tifu_by_not_to_cleaning_my_penis_for_16_years/
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Oct 17, 2023 17:43
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bossy lady posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/176yvtz/tifu_by_not_to_cleaning_my_penis_for_16_years/ 
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Oct 17, 2023 17:50
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going that long and not noticing your kid has phimosis sounds like some serious child neglect, honestly I had phimosis
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Oct 17, 2023 17:53
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haljordan posted:Better than the Lume deodorant commercial where that lady talks about rubbing it all over her buttcrack. I swear that commercial plays at least 65 times a day on Comedy Central every morning. Stink level 10
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Oct 17, 2023 17:54
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:going that long and not noticing your kid has phimosis sounds like some serious child neglect, honestly Parents of uncircumcised kids need be foreskin inspectors?
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Oct 17, 2023 17:55
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Nooner posted:This lady is all I used to get 15 UTIs a year that's why my husband and I invented uqora and I'm jus thinking I made fun of this lady, then after the 10th commercial realized I would benefit from her product as I suffer a similar fate
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Oct 17, 2023 17:57
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Parents of uncircumcised kids need be foreskin inspectors? Not of a teenager but they should probably have taught their kid how to clean himself when he was younger.
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Oct 17, 2023 17:57
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Moron really ripped his own penis apart. What a fool. This never would have happened if he read the Silent Hill 4 wiki.
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Oct 17, 2023 17:58
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The sound was off on the Uqora commercial when it was playing. I assumed it was a Temu knock-off that was trying to get clicks from people typing in quora really quickly for Q&A stuff. Also, Uqora sounds like the name brand of a knock off brand product on Amazon alongside Igohop, Ropqix, QQppte, etc. JediTalentAgent fucked around with this message at 18:04 on Oct 17, 2023 |
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Oct 17, 2023 18:01
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I thought nooner just misspelled quora
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Oct 17, 2023 18:28
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i take ashower in between every thrust 
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bossy lady posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/176yvtz/tifu_by_not_to_cleaning_my_penis_for_16_years/ Now THIS is a man
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