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the cart narc™ thread is at 9 pages love him or hate him, people can't help but talk about the cart narc™
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Oct 20, 2023 21:27
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Who narcs on the cart narc? This vigilantism must not be allowed to stand
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Oct 20, 2023 21:29
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Oct 20, 2023 21:36
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There are two kinds of Lazybones in this world. 
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Oct 20, 2023 21:37
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The cart narcs business strategy has 0 longevity. It won't be long until everyone inthe nation knows and fears the cart narc and dutifully returns their carts to the corrals. Then the cart narc will have 0 content to farm
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Oct 20, 2023 22:44
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The Hello Machine posted:The cart narcs business strategy has 0 longevity. It won't be long until everyone inthe nation knows and fears the cart narc and dutifully returns their carts to the corrals. Then the cart narc will have 0 content to farm Everybody wins.
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Oct 20, 2023 22:45
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The Hello Machine posted:The cart narcs business strategy has 0 longevity. It won't be long until everyone inthe nation knows and fears the cart narc and dutifully returns their carts to the corrals. Then the cart narc will have 0 content to farm Grocery store employees pressed against the sliding door glass, longing for the sweet crisp air of the parking lot and lost days of cart wrangling
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Oct 20, 2023 22:48
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Look at this fine man. The mere sight of him is making the fat lazybones irresponsible heartless cart dumpers ITT twist like stir fries.
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Oct 20, 2023 22:54
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Croccers posted:How can we expand the * Narc media universe? The superhero we need.
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Oct 20, 2023 23:02
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Left my cart in the lot last night, I looked for any scowls but unfortunately nobody was lame enough to care.
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Oct 20, 2023 23:05
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Agent Cameron is a real sweetheart. Here is a short palate cleanser featuring the man himself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8w02Cv2Kyg
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Oct 20, 2023 23:11
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that dude is eventually gonna get gutshot by some insane person like that one prank youtuber who was harassing a rando in a shopping mall https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/...ot-him/3433999/
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Oct 21, 2023 09:47
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wtf is a BM degree?
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Oct 21, 2023 10:58
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i didn’t know he wore a tacticool vest while he did it but yeah count me in with those in the if im doing my grocery shopping and there’s a dude walking around the parking lot in a bullet proof vest filming stuff, i don’t give a gently caress about the cart and am getting somewhere not-there camp that’s why i just use a claw hammer
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Oct 21, 2023 12:44
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Left my cart in the lot last night, I looked for any scowls but unfortunately nobody was lame enough to care. I hate you.
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Oct 21, 2023 13:00
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If it's not too far out of the way, I sometimes collect stray carts on the way to returning my cart. Just doing my part.
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Oct 21, 2023 13:09
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When I worked at a grocery store, pushing carts was the only relief I could get from the managers. I was glad to chase down carts from one end of the lot to the other, the entire point was to turn a 10 minute task into 30.
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Oct 21, 2023 14:21
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Waffle! posted:When I worked at a grocery store, pushing carts was the only relief I could get from the managers. I was glad to chase down carts from one end of the lot to the other, the entire point was to turn a 10 minute task into 30. you should be arrested for time theft.
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Oct 21, 2023 15:03
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you cant steal time its a concept
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Oct 21, 2023 15:11
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Cart narc as a hobby sucks rear end. Years ago I worked at Costco specifically dealing with carts and if this dude was around it'd be making the job harder and making the business look bad. Like you can catch people doing stupid poo poo all the time, being a massive dick head in a grocery store parking lot is a weird thing to do.
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Oct 21, 2023 15:20
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pencilhands posted:you should be arrested for time theft.  union store, buddy.
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Oct 21, 2023 15:24
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I just put the cart back and not care if someone else does or does not because I’ve got a million other things to be concerned about with in my life. Like sure it’s kind of a bummer if a cart dings a car but like, what about going after people who litter or catcall or open up makeup in the store to test it when there are testers right there. Why carts? Why a vest? Kim, there’s people that are dying. Dollars to donuts this dude has a sad life story or is 100% batshit 24/7. Leaning towards the latter as following people home is genuinely unhinged. I have a feeling retail property owners are waiting for this guy to gently caress up and drown him in litigation. E: I hope his life ends up to be like The Birds but it’s all shopping carts. Creaking wheels at the dead of midnight outside his house.
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Oct 21, 2023 16:16
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When I'm in a parking lot I take my keys and do a little scratch along the side of every car in my path. This stupid loving parking lot filled with your idiot cars could've been a nice park, a little nature preserve, maybe a place for stray orphans, like, literally anything would be better there but instead it's a goddamn parking lot for your stupid pollution machines. The cart narc is useless, whereas I make a difference by putting fear Into their hearts. Hopefully these people get rid of their wicked vehicles and try being decent people for once.
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Oct 21, 2023 16:22
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huh posted:There are two kinds of Lazybones in this world. Both these dudes seem way cooler than the groceries cop tbqh
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Oct 21, 2023 16:22
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Realtalk he can go after the assholes who take up more than one space with their lifted trucks.  Fight the real enemy
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Oct 21, 2023 16:25
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teen witch posted:Realtalk he can go after the assholes who take up more than one space with their lifted trucks. There is usually overlap
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Oct 21, 2023 16:37
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teen witch posted:Realtalk he can go after the assholes who take up more than one space with their lifted trucks. Jimlit posted:There is usually overlap when they overlap that means they were lazy coming and going and he caught a real winner there
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Oct 21, 2023 16:44
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If you were one of the people that he went viral filming, is there any type of law suit you could throw at him? I’m just curious how guys like this manage to make a living on it, because even if it’s technically legal I feel like they’d end up in court a lot.
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Oct 21, 2023 17:03
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I'm pretty sure they've mentioned speaking to a lawyer and that's why some of the things they do have changed over time. Stuff like putting abandoned carts behind the car of the person who abandoned them and the like
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Oct 21, 2023 17:06
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There is a really gross element of punching down in a lot of these. Seeing this privileged zoomer dork harassing an older guy driving a beat to poo poo Chevy HHR with a broken door handle, yeah I kind of want to see his rear end get beat
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Oct 21, 2023 17:07
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Lt. Cock posted:If you were one of the people that he went viral filming, is there any type of law suit you could throw at him? I’m just curious how guys like this manage to make a living on it, because even if it’s technically legal I feel like they’d end up in court a lot. lol no, he's basically equivalent to those people who wander grocery store parking lots putting their crazy person notes about COVID and the next election under your windshield wiper except they're worse because they target every single person in the parking lot and are actually spreading horrible messages
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Oct 21, 2023 17:08
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tbh im kinda curious why the stores dont ask him to leave and stop bothering customers or maybe they do idk i dont watch this crap
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Oct 21, 2023 17:09
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Lmao you loving dorks, cartnarc works for a radio show, he’s getting paid to be a dick
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Oct 21, 2023 17:12
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i thought this was going to be about thc oil carts or something im not going to click on a link but some guy yelling at random people in grocery store parking lots just seems like normal background chaos these days it doesnt really matter what they are yelling about or why
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Oct 21, 2023 17:23
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Bouillon Rube posted:There is a really gross element of punching down in a lot of these. The cart narc is gen X I believe
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Oct 21, 2023 17:27
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lmao zoomer that guy is as old as the majority of the people posting in this thread
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Oct 21, 2023 17:29
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Peter Falk posted:he’s getting paid to be a dick Ah he's the police, SA loves the police
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Oct 21, 2023 17:33
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I think we should all be nicer and kinder to each other. Thus, instead of confronting these people, Cart Narc should help put the carts away, making that parking lot safer.
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Oct 21, 2023 17:34
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Why should everything be safer... so they can get inside to be a well trained consumer? Parking lots could have ramps and pitfalls, swinging log traps, and speed boosts on the ground near corners. Not everything needs to be corpo friendly.
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Oct 21, 2023 17:44
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Khanstant posted:Why should everything be safer... so they can get inside to be a well trained consumer? Parking lots could have ramps and pitfalls, swinging log traps, and speed boosts on the ground near corners. Not everything needs to be corpo friendly.  Killing and maiming people as they try to purchase food, that's what we need to do
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Oct 21, 2023 17:47
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