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i carried a printer to one of the strippers' house and even though it was a 30 mile walk and uphill, i think it was worth it. im just waiting to hear back now :wink
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For all the people who have questions or for some mysterious reason have their curiosity about strip clubs piqued by this thread, I recommend How to Not Be a Dick in a Strip Club: A Patron's Guide by Jacqueline Frances (aka Jacq the Stripper). It's short, funny, and gives some worthwhile information on the proper etiquette (though most of the info is well-distilled on the back cover of the book...)
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Oct 18, 2023 16:16
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I think this stripper really likes me personally and so I'm going to hang around until after her shift and ask her out.
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Oct 18, 2023 16:41
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my dude made relative bank running the soundboard and lights at a halfway decent strip club, was a good hang there was this cheap lowbrow Italian joint down the street. my memory is eating the greasiest fettucini alfredo up there in that projector booth out of styrofoam containers. on like 7 edibles. looking at the big asses and queing up sexy music videos. didn't do this too often because even a "nice" strip club like that will be a black hole for your personal life, like working in a kitchen x10 and the seediness will get to you too 20 Blunts fucked around with this message at 17:03 on Oct 18, 2023 |
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Oct 18, 2023 16:59
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maybeadracula posted:I think this stripper really likes me personally and so I'm going to hang around until after her shift and ask her out. seems like a solid choice. no notes.
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Oct 18, 2023 18:34
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Can I just order water at the strip club
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Oct 18, 2023 19:38
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I used to work with a famous racing car guy (McRae) but he was starting to go senile. At that point he had become 'lovers' with all of the strippers at the local strip joint and he eventually got arrested and deported back to New Zealand for harrasing one of the strippers. Old guy was hosed up.
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Oct 18, 2023 19:43
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no you guys i know it's their job to be friendly but i could tell she was actually totally into me for real im gonna go back and see her tomorrow night
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Oct 18, 2023 20:38
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N. Senada posted:This made me sad Yes that's a very understandable reaction to that dude.
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Oct 18, 2023 20:42
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Play strip solitaire.
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Oct 18, 2023 20:48
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OP you only bring cash to strip clubs, lil nublet 
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Oct 18, 2023 21:22
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I got a real name and a phone number once, but I didn’t call it and still have both of my kidneys.
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Oct 18, 2023 21:28
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i kind of want a stripper name, tbh
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Oct 18, 2023 21:35
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it would be "trillium" i've spent a lot of time thinking about it.
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Oct 18, 2023 21:36
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Szyznyk posted:I got a real name and a phone number once, but I didn’t call it and still have both of my kidneys. that one goon needs one of them and you're out here parading yours around on the forums
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Oct 18, 2023 21:38
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Stripper Names and American Gladiator names are interchangeable
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Oct 18, 2023 21:39
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Buce posted:i kind of want a stripper name, tbh
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Oct 18, 2023 21:44
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Most X-Men names also work as stripper names
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Buce posted:i kind of want a stripper name, tbh De$tiny
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maybeadracula posted:Most X-Men names also work as stripper names Negasonic Teenage Warhead? 🤔 Beak? Ernst? Martha?
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Oct 18, 2023 21:56
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Buce posted:i kind of want a stripper name, tbh Loosey Bucey.
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maybeadracula posted:Stripper Names and American Gladiator names are interchangeable ....drat this is true
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Oct 18, 2023 22:01
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Konar posted:that one goon needs one of them and you're out here parading yours around on the forums I’m going to do him a real solid. I’ll give him the phone number so he can enjoy an evening of passionless, mechanical sex with a woman who’s clearly only there to get money to sustain her drug addiction and when he awakens in the tub of ice he’ll know that he got his for a completely worthless, non-functional kidney.
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Oct 18, 2023 22:02
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Myyy stripper name would be "my club burned down overnight because most of them are owned by the mob".
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Oct 18, 2023 22:07
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strippery of yospos
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Oct 18, 2023 22:08
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Go to a strip club, then go to a gay strip club right after. keep track of how many people hit on you. At the end of the night, choose your sexuality based on which sex hit on you the most. This is a fun game I like to call: " The Gender Bender".
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Oct 18, 2023 22:09
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Only fun part of stripping is imagining what would be your song imo Fame by Bowie? Rock On by David Essex? When The Levee Breaks [some short version lol]
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Oct 18, 2023 22:13
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Spinz posted:Only fun part of stripping is imagining what would be your song imo Pour Some Sugar on Me - Def Leppard
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Oct 18, 2023 22:17
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Spinz posted:Only fun part of stripping is imagining what would be your song imo i would dance to all 18 minutes and 9 seconds of the late 90's skatepunk classic "the decline" by "NOFX"
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Oct 18, 2023 22:19
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i only dance to Warrant 
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Oct 18, 2023 22:20
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3tXkjCkEis
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Oct 18, 2023 22:21
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BigBadSteve posted:Loosey Bucey. hmm, not bad. not bad
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Oct 18, 2023 22:30
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Buce posted:I met a nice stripper who talked to me about china mieville’s iron council did she give you a handy???
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Oct 18, 2023 22:33
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BigBadSteve posted:Loosey Bucey. Buce posted:hmm, not bad. not bad nasty!
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Oct 18, 2023 22:34
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I like boobs. Going to a strip club would be fine I guess, but it sits in the weird zone between "I don't wanna go out somewhere by myself" and "I don't want other people near me when I'm looking at boobs"
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Oct 18, 2023 23:51
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Red Hot Frank
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Purity Crystal
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Oct 18, 2023 23:53
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Never been to one and happy with that
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Oct 18, 2023 23:54
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My stripper name is Miles O’Toole
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I mean nowadays if people wanna pay girls to see them take clothes off there's just onlyfans. So strip clubs are just obsolete at this point.
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