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emSparkly posted:I mean nowadays if people wanna pay girls to see them take clothes off there's just onlyfans. So strip clubs are just obsolete at this point. It's the ambience man. The atmosphere!
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Oct 19, 2023 00:03
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redshirt posted:It's the ambience man. The atmosphere! The cigarette smoke you so rarely encounter in public anymore.
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Oct 19, 2023 00:04
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emSparkly posted:I like boobs. Going to a strip club would be fine I guess, but it sits in the weird zone between "I don't wanna go out somewhere by myself" and "I don't want other people near me when I'm looking at boobs" this is what's known as The Terrible Dilemma
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Oct 19, 2023 01:21
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101723 posted:did she give you a handy??? no we just talked about velimir khlebnikov but like in a sexy way
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Oct 19, 2023 01:23
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emSparkly posted:I mean nowadays if people wanna pay girls to see them take clothes off there's just onlyfans. So strip clubs are just obsolete at this point. Presumably you can imagine why being in the same room might be different in multiple ways, some good, some bad
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Oct 19, 2023 01:26
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Buce posted:i'm thinkin about goin to a strip club to look at pretty girls and guys. obviously it's a tuesday, so you know. but sometimes you just want to get goofy and smoke bad cigarettes on the patio, you know? My local strip club had two dollar Tuesdays with 2 dollar beers and no cover.. We just went for the cheap beer.
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Oct 19, 2023 01:27
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today deffo has a double cheeked up vybe iykwim.
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Oct 19, 2023 01:30
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My ex wife worked at a strip club. Several, actually, but one in particular most of the time. It was all bad and really hosed with her mental health. I guess you can ask me questions about backstage poo poo if you want?
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Oct 19, 2023 01:30
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i like to give to charity....and destiny and krystal.
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Oct 19, 2023 01:32
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My actual self worked at a few strip clubs in Japan, but it was all crap so ask me nothing
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Oct 19, 2023 01:46
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staberind posted:My actual self worked at a few strip clubs in Japan, but it was all crap so ask me nothing hmmm. seems like i should ask you multiple things
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Oct 19, 2023 03:07
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Buce posted:hmmm. seems like i should ask you multiple things If the rub and tug is perfectly legal in Japan why go to a strip club?
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Oct 19, 2023 03:30
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Don't tip with coins, guys. A stripper is not a slot machine.
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Oct 19, 2023 04:44
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staberind posted:My actual self worked at a few strip clubs in Japan, but it was all crap so ask me nothing I bet those salarymen were absolute monsters.
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Oct 19, 2023 04:46
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emSparkly posted:I mean nowadays if people wanna pay girls to see them take clothes off there's just onlyfans. So strip clubs are just obsolete at this point. millenials are killing another one of america's great communal institutions
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Oct 19, 2023 05:33
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My stripper name would be "Chekov's Fun".
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Oct 19, 2023 06:54
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Bro Dad posted:millenials are killing another one of america's great communal institutions
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Oct 19, 2023 09:13
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in my head strip clubs are a "straight guy thing". i've never been to one because they are for straight guys, why would I go? My ideas of what strip clubs are all come from popular culture depictions of them so idk whether they are accurate at all.
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Oct 19, 2023 10:58
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I'm an older man and I've never gone to the strip club. I'm not afraid to go nor do I have any moral qualms, it just seems boring.
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Oct 19, 2023 13:18
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Tarkus posted:I'm an older man and I've never gone to the strip club. I'm not afraid to go nor do I have any moral qualms, it just seems boring. ive been like twice when i was younger with a bunch of people and although it wasn't a terrible experience at the end of the day you're just paying for a really expensive boner
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Oct 19, 2023 13:22
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:ive been like twice when i was younger with a bunch of people and although it wasn't a terrible experience at the end of the day you're just paying for a really expensive boner That's how it seems to me. To paraphrase Karl Pilkington, "It's like going to a restaurant, paying for a meal but you're not allowed to eat it." Mind you it makes more sense than those guys that have all the boys over and then they pop in a porn into the player. What the gently caress for?
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Oct 19, 2023 14:02
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i just want to reenact fliff night all the time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp3wTXYoCCg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUhE5KsJ5hk Buce fucked around with this message at 14:09 on Oct 19, 2023 |
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Oct 19, 2023 14:07
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only time I ever went was for a bachelor party and a girl was giving me one of those grindy lap dances but all I could think about was how bad I had to piss from drinking all day and night so I couldnt really enjoy it. I started talking to her for a while later when she mentioned she used to dance at a club near where I lived and it turned out we had a few mutual acquaintances who were mostly people I knew from doing + buying drugs. another girl kept bugging me all night to go to the backrooms w/ her and her friend for a threesome but she wanted like 600$ I guess she thought I looked like somebody who had money? she did mention they took credit cards too which I think I laughed at.
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Oct 19, 2023 14:08
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Hammerite posted:in my head strip clubs are a "straight guy thing". i've never been to one because they are for straight guys, why would I go? Most likely, its far more dirty and grimy than what you see on TV/movies. Unless they are going for the dirty, grimy strip club vibe.
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Oct 19, 2023 14:18
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For me, the casino is the prefered place to go to be systematically separated from your hard earned money.
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Oct 19, 2023 14:41
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dsf posted:only time I ever went was for a bachelor party and a girl was giving me one of those grindy lap dances but all I could think about was how bad I had to piss from drinking all day and night so I couldnt really enjoy it. lmao.
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Oct 19, 2023 14:43
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Extra Large Marge posted:For me, the casino is the prefered place to go to be systematically separated from your hard earned money. Real men spend it all at Dave & Buster's
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Oct 19, 2023 15:34
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remember it is customary to tip your strippers with baked pasta dishes
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Oct 19, 2023 15:37
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Hammerite posted:in my head strip clubs are a "straight guy thing". i've never been to one because they are for straight guys, why would I go? cute bi guys go to strip clubs too, is something many people are saying
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Oct 19, 2023 16:48
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Performing a life-affirming striptease/pole dance routine to "Bridge Over Troubled Water"
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Oct 19, 2023 18:39
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Next up, put your hands together formangosteen
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Oct 19, 2023 19:27
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Szyznyk posted:I got a real name and a phone number once, but I didnt call it and still have both of my kidneys. Hey, you wanna give me one of those kidneys?
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Oct 19, 2023 23:15
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Ill strip for it
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Oct 19, 2023 23:17
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You wont like it but Ill do it
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Oct 19, 2023 23:17
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Every time I hear about people going to strip clubs I think they're probably gross people. But at the same time I'd strip and dance for money sooooooo--I can't talk.
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Oct 19, 2023 23:36
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Id be a male stripper no problem. Well, one problem, my gut hangs down over my dick and balls
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Oct 19, 2023 23:56
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Henry Lee Mucus posted:Id be a male stripper no problem. Well, one problem, my gut hangs down over my dick and balls
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Oct 20, 2023 00:11
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Henry Lee Mucus posted:I’d be a male stripper no problem. Well, one problem, my gut hangs down over my dick and balls The Dunlop Revue
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Oct 20, 2023 01:25
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:Next up, put your hands together formangosteen WOOO!
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