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This is a guide for newer posters so they can learn some unwritten guidelines for posting Mods can’t ban users who have punctuation in their user name
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Every user only has X amount of posts they can make. Once you go over you die in real life.
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Oct 18, 2023 09:00
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Your posts can only be used against you in a court of law.
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Oct 18, 2023 09:19
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you can just copy someone else’s good post and pass it off as your own
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Oct 18, 2023 10:34
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Ending your post with a full stop makes you boring and serious. Goes for most punctuation, really. Write posts without it to become a cool guy with fun posts and possibly signal your lethal levels of irony poisoning
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Oct 18, 2023 10:35
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Bad Purchase posted:you can just copy someone else’s good post and pass it off as your own Thank God you'll never experience this trauma
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Oct 18, 2023 10:36
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Songbearer posted:Thank God you'll never experience this trauma but i have experienced it, i copied the post you quoted from someone else
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Oct 18, 2023 10:41
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always show your posting allegiance in every post, remember to use a good signature card with all your stats, and never, Ever forget to snipe any and all threads regardless of topic
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Oct 18, 2023 11:35
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Adding 'lol" to a post always makes it better. Always. Even in D&D and E/N. Lol.
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Oct 18, 2023 12:15
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you can just copy someone else’s good post and pass it off as your own lol
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Oct 18, 2023 12:33
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ICQ channel, AIM handle, Yahoo! address?... not actually required to set Technically you're not even required to set a Home Page
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Oct 18, 2023 13:08
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Pencil Hands leads, we follow.
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Oct 18, 2023 13:50
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There's a secret key phrase that rotates weekly If you post it, you become a mod, whether you like it or not This week's phrase is still a secret
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Oct 18, 2023 13:53
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In 2011 a secret law was passed that forbids the government from reading our posts after a couple of high ranking officials in the NSA were caught posting on ADTRW.
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Oct 18, 2023 14:00
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If you make a bad post just put (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) under it to trick the mods into believing you’ve already been probated for it. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 18, 2023 15:06
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Never post a post whose word count is a prime number, Jeff is ellergic to those and he'll mark youre permenant records!
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Oct 18, 2023 15:19
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Never post after mid night. That's how you get gremlins. Why? it's still a secret
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Oct 18, 2023 15:20
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that's ok the gremlins are on strike for the forseeable future
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Oct 18, 2023 15:21
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just don't
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Oct 18, 2023 15:47
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Worthless Posts: We do not care if you are drunk or high; please do not inform us of either. Please do not register gimmick accounts and make posts as a gimmick, as they are not funny. Please do not post crap asking us to vote for you on some website, give you referrals for free iPods / flatscreens / spare tires, or any other semi-spam things.
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Oct 18, 2023 15:48
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dr_rat posted:Never post after mid night. That's how you get gremlins. It’s always midnight somewhere so best to just not post
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Oct 18, 2023 15:48
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mods and IKs can and will probe you for unrelated poo poo months after the fact if you own them in the UFO thread
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Oct 18, 2023 15:55
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It's good and healthy to have 4-6 posting enemies. More than that and you are just being greedy.
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Oct 18, 2023 15:57
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gbs is historically the worst forum on this web site. only post here ironically and with contempt for all other posters
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Oct 18, 2023 16:00
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is it true that your posts can be used against you in a court of law? i heard this rumor once.
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Oct 18, 2023 16:05
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R.L. Stine posted:gbs is historically the worst forum on this web site. only post here ironically and with contempt for all other posters no there's some good people in gbs, you gently caress. you rude rear end in a top hat. ooooo god i want to fight you.
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Oct 18, 2023 16:07
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R.L. Stine posted:gbs is historically the worst forum on this web site. only post here ironically and with contempt for all other posters Yup, and if you post outside of GBS make sure to point out how bad GBS is
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Oct 18, 2023 16:08
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Buce posted:is it true that your posts can be used against you in a court of law? i heard this rumor once. This is true. This is why there's so many people posting from jail. It's gotta be at east half of all posters by this point. The FBI tried to classify us as a gang. 
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Oct 18, 2023 16:12
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People are never actually banned according to the forum laws, the mods roll some dice and kill accounts according the losses on a tactical boardgame.
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Oct 18, 2023 16:13
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BATS FLY AT MOON posted:If you make a bad post just put 
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Oct 18, 2023 16:15
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By popular demand posted:People are never actually banned according to the forum laws, the mods roll some dice and kill accounts according the losses on a tactical boardgame. If you can steal the mod dice you're technically unbannable, and they're worth a lot on ebay for some reason.
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Oct 18, 2023 17:04
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I'm a big gay porpoise and don't take anything seriously
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Oct 18, 2023 17:40
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Oh poo poo that's the code for "Everyone to battlestations, we are under attack!"
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Oct 18, 2023 18:00
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Mod sass no longer applies to Lowtax as he now has an open mind about it
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Oct 18, 2023 18:05
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It's nothing to lose your head about.
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Oct 18, 2023 18:08
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Post pets. Post butts. These effects are stackable, btw.
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Oct 18, 2023 22:32
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you can just copy someone else’s good post and pass it off as your own lol (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 18, 2023 22:35
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the easiest way to pick up where you left off is to put each poster on your ignore list after reading their post. that way when you come back to a thread you can just scroll past all the ignored stuff and get right to the new stuff.
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Oct 18, 2023 22:35
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:you can just copy someone else’s good post and pass it off as your own lol Reported. Thank you Seth!
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Oct 18, 2023 22:58
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Guys, don't post NFSW stuff please. The mods hands are already full.
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Oct 18, 2023 22:59
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