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If you need to write down some notes in a hurry(like a shopping list or directions) you can just put it in a post and drop it in some of the gbs chat threads. Just go to your post history to look it up whenever you need it
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Bad Purchase posted:the easiest way to pick up where you left off is to put each poster on your ignore list after reading their post. that way when you come back to a thread you can just scroll past all the ignored stuff and get right to the new stuff. Look at that, the server crashed
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many people say that the only way to do good posts is to listen to this in the background https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2di83WAOhU
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if you are losing an argument you can make another account to make it seem like people agree with and/or like you
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you need to make at least 5 posts per month or you’ll be kicked out of the goon guild, yes the officers do check
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posting on a moonless night is not advisable unless you have post insurance (check your coverage, it varies sub-forum to sub-forum)
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Find the right Posting Crew to join up with. Be careful and do your research because this choice is forever and you have to get a tattoo.
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Oct 18, 2023 23:54
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BATS FLY AT MOON posted:Find the right Posting Crew to join up with. Be careful and do your research because this choice is forever and you have to get a tattoo. Is it like pledging a Frat?
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If you post someone else's favorite you go to hell.
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DO NOT call or imply that the mods are pedos. Where they're posting from that sort of accusation can get you shanked.
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If you manage to become a gbs superstar, Jeffrey will offer you a revenue sharing deal.
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redshirt posted:Is it like pledging a Frat? The hazing is a lot worse
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never post with hate in your heart. it must always be for fun first and foremost... heed me
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always fart as you hit tab+spacebar
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there is a secret smiley code that gives you admin access for the rest of your browsing session but it is invisible and doesn't show up in your post so there is no way of knowing what is  :mangosten:
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Oct 19, 2023 00:58
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Never, ever post about THAT
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Don't be a bitch rear end crooked rear end cop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWmbgaPMuO4 2 min 12 sec... Sorry YouTube Mobile doesn't seem to support me picking a start time for video links
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Being horny on main is fine and actually grants you access to the secret horny forum.
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Mods are supposed to conduct a wellness check on you every 1000 posts.
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You're allowed to say "kumquat" as much as you want
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maybeadracula posted:You're allowed to say "kumquat" as much as you want This is true, but you are only allowed to say "moist" once per post. You will get in a lot of trouble if you say "moist" multiple times in the same post.
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maybeadracula posted:You're allowed to say "kumquat" as much as you want kumquat
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holy poo poo
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Kumquat Kumquat Qumkuat
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cum quat, milord
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Know who to suck up to and when.
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Know when to double down. When you've just posted the dumbest poo poo ever and everyone's calling you out, know when you should just double down on that dumb poo poo. The when is obviously always. always blindly double down on the dumb poo poo you post.
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·ǝʌᴉʅɐ ǝɹˌnoʎ suɐǝɯ ɓuᴉʇsoꓒ ·ʞɔns sʇsod ǝɥʇ ɟᴉ uǝʌƎ ·ɓuᴉʇsod doʇs ɹǝʌǝu Y̎̊ȏ̟ů͉͕͍ͣ̆r pos̩tsͦͮ̒ ̗̙fͮe̒e̙̦d ̺͆t͈̺͙h̫͎e ͚͒bl̔ͯ͛o͑̈́o͍͔d̈́̂ ͈͓́ͬg̙̹ͯ̄oͫ̅̐d͕͈̰͊̒ͤ.
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If you become a thread IK, immediately stop reading that thread. Never stop posting in it, of course, just stop reading it. If you accidentally end up reading a post, probe the author and mention they’re “lucky [they’re] not getting a perma”
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If you're engaged in a heated argument and some mouthbreather makes your blood boil with their low-IQ arguments, do the following: - Take a deep breath - Close your browser - Go for a walk - Make some tea - Five minutes of meditation Having found inner peace, you're now in a much better headspace to come up with creative insults to completely destroy your posting enemy.
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Zybourne Clock posted:If you're engaged in a heated argument and some mouthbreather makes your blood boil with their low-IQ arguments, do the following: How do you own your posting enemies like this? I can't see this working.
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Mods can only see motion
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you can be a mod if you want. just make a thread asking nicely and you will receive buttons. you will also get the new mod welcome package mailed to your front door.
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you can now upload smells to posts, as you would an image.
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Oct 19, 2023 21:12
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The first rule of posting is to always talk about posting
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One hand must be always on your junk at all times.
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Your profile keeps track of your posts per day average but the site also tracks your PPS (posts per second) behind the scenes. If your PPS falls below a certain number you die in real life. Nobody knows what that certain number may be as it is randomly generated every morning.
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turn on you are monitor op
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another important rule is to bring a bucket and a mop for this wet rear end posting
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Almost all good posts are made by only a handful of high performance superposters and the top 1% of goons contribute as much as the lower 99%. The mean good-posts-per-year rate for all users is only 0.08
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