|
Technically I'm not allowed to post this but what stops me, besides my own errant conscience? The only real rule is chaos.
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2023 22:08
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 11, 2024 10:15 |
|
|
If a thread has a poll and you can select multiple options, it is mandatory to select all. If you can only select one then it must be the Goku option. If you can only select one, and there is no Goku option, vote 1 and move on. Edit: This is real though, and not a comedy post. Does that mean I do or don't understand GBS?
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2023 22:35
|
|
|
The secret posting options menu has a toggle for BLAST PROCESSING but watch out you need at least an RTX 3080 (no AMD supported at this time sorry) or your posting rig will catch on fire.
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2023 22:54
|
|
|
numberoneposter posted:The secret posting options menu has a toggle for BLAST PROCESSING but watch out you need at least an RTX 3080 (no AMD supported at this time sorry) or your posting rig will catch on fire. This happened to me
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2023 23:06
|
|
|
Doug Sisk posted:If a thread has a poll and you can select multiple options, it is mandatory to select all. If you can only select one then it must be the Goku option. If you can only select one, and there is no Goku option, vote 1 and move on. If there is a poll and there isn't a Goku option you should just report the poster for immediate permaban
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2023 23:11
|
|
|
I have 4K posting turned off as I prefer the classic interface.
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2023 23:31
|
|
|
The more you post the more popular you become
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2023 23:40
|
|
|
Smugworth posted:The more you post the more popular you become 
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2023 23:47
|
|
|
also the less you post the more popular you become basically you always need to be posting either more or less, the worst thing you can do is be a posting metronome locked in at one rate, you will NOT get popular that way
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2023 23:49
|
|
|
Always leave ‘em wanting more, that’s my motto
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2023 23:50
|
|
|
posting in ultradark mode aka monitor off
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2023 23:51
|
|
|
if post from a vpn it will appear as a random user
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2023 23:52
|
|
|
Voted 0/5 and followed Goku
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2023 00:09
|
|
|
If you leave your account logged in at work, we get to message everyone that ur buying lunch
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2023 00:15
|
|
|
Zybourne Clock posted:If you're engaged in a heated argument and some mouthbreather makes your blood boil with their low-IQ arguments, do the following: This, but keep arguing without a break until you both get probed.
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2023 00:21
|
|
|
Using the Post button to post is generally frowned upon.
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2023 00:59
|
|
|
If you're an mod posting on an alt account you have to tell me that you're a mod if I ask
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2023 01:51
|
|
|
Post edits are an automatic -1 clout
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2023 02:02
|
|
|
It's ok to post your dick and taint if you use spoiler tags
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2023 02:18
|
|
|
kazil posted:If there is a poll and there isn't a Goku option you should just report the poster for immediate permaban Thus but if there is a Goku option.
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2023 03:17
|
|
|
Try not to remember anyone's name. It's like that magic where if you learn someone's name you get power over them but the opposite.
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2023 03:34
|
|
|
This is the real secret: There is no spoon
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2023 03:35
|
|
|
If you don’t like a post just declare it “deranged”
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2023 03:48
|
|
|
wear gloves when you post
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2023 03:54
|
|
|
Leave your dorm room door open, this will be an easy way to make new friends when other people come to see what's up.
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2023 04:02
|
|
|
Smugworth posted:Leave your dorm room door open, this will be an easy way to make new friends when other people come to see what's up. Same but assisted living retirement home
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2023 04:03
|
|
|
I don't want to go down too deep a rabbit hole but there are no rules against murder here. Not one. Credit card fraud? There's strict rules for that, but the violent taking of another life? I guess that just isn't a priority for Jefferey.
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2023 04:31
|
|
|
You can’t post in GBS without having poo poo your pants at least once in your life. The more pants-making GBS threads stories, the better. Look, I don’t make the rules, and I don’t enforce them, either, but them’s the rules.
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2023 04:48
|
|
|
You Are A Werewolf posted:You can’t post in GBS without having poo poo your pants at least once in your life. The more pants-making GBS threads stories, the better. Once in your adult life Twice as a teenager also counts
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2023 04:57
|
|
|
I haven't poo poo my pants since I was a toddler. Both the mods and admins know this, so I don't know where that rumour got started.
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2023 05:10
|
|
|
Funky See Funky Do posted:I haven't poo poo my pants since I was a toddler. Both the mods and admins know this, so I don't know where that rumour got started. 
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2023 14:07
|
|
|
Funky See Funky Do posted:I don't want to go down too deep a rabbit hole but there are no rules against murder here. Not one. Credit card fraud? There's strict rules for that, but the violent taking of another life? I guess that just isn't a priority for Jefferey. How do you think he got to where he is? Pure unadulterated murder, bodies as far as the eye can see.
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2023 21:31
|
|
|
you can just copy someone else’s good post and pass it off as your own
|
|
#
?
Oct 21, 2023 00:33
|
|
|
Remember to wear you posting gloves whenever you're posting. Without proper equipment, you could suffer a sprain or worse. You wouldn't want to be in the middle of telling everyone about your amazing Mixmaster 3000 margarita machine when your fingers seize up, leaving you helpless and unable to even call an ambulance.
|
|
#
?
Oct 21, 2023 01:18
|
|
|
There is an option to view posts by clout ranking instead of inline.
|
|
#
?
Oct 21, 2023 01:32
|
|
|
Bad Purchase posted:you can just copy someone else’s good post and pass it off as your own
|
|
#
?
Oct 21, 2023 01:35
|
|
|
If you're late to a thread, don't worry. You can still emptyquote something off of page 1
|
|
#
?
Oct 21, 2023 01:35
|
|
|
You're gay if you post but you also have to be gay enough to post, human being
|
|
#
?
Oct 21, 2023 01:43
|
|
|
u must cum
|
|
#
?
Oct 21, 2023 01:46
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 11, 2024 10:15 |
|
|
Songbearer posted:Ending your post with a full stop makes you boring and serious. Goes for most punctuation, really. Ending your posts with an extra line at the end means your post will be taken seriously and other posters will comment on it. This post is an example of this.
|
|
#
?
Oct 21, 2023 01:47
|
|
